its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Libre kicks the Pizza OUT of Matthew's hands and dust-blinds him by kicking up dirt, before he runs away.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Princess of Ephedia
Pbskidsfan invented a copying machine, then copied the pizza 1e + 77 times. Now we have enough pizza for everyone!
Wrong, because the copies will disappear in 3 minutes. It’s a glitch with the copier.
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
Your Lord And Savior
The copies turn into trees and the newly lynched undead-treekuza takes the pizza accidentally.
I am become dubstep, destroyer of taste
Olivia starts playing Gangnam Style and whatever that is starts cringing. She gets the pizza!
I had to change the name, I thought this was an avatar game.
Edited by Delibirda on Apr 9th 2021 at 8:24:21 PM
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
"Uhh, that's enough trees for today, right?"
Fuzzy stomps on the ground, causing each tree to repeatedly fall on Bonnie and deliver the pizza to him.
Hey 🅱️eter
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat starts a forest fire, burning down all the trees and choking Fuzzy on the smoke. He then waits for the fire to go out and recovers the pizza.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
What, me worry?
Matthew brings in a weather machine that causes floods that put out the fires and drowns Nine Tailed Cat. The pizza floats to Matthew and he swims away with it.
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Rides in on a shark and swipes that pizza.
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Libre bites the shark and robs the Pizza from Stones.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
What, me worry?
Matthew calls a SWAT team on Libre and has him arrested while he takes the pizza for himself.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
However, Nine-Tailed Cat's clones have secretly infiltrated the SWAT team. As soon as Matthew has the pizza, they turn on him, beat him with flyswatters and steal it.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Vjoi sneaks on board a space ship and initiates EXTERMINATUS upon the planet, after which he uses a tractor beam to take the pizza and escape into the warp.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Libre viciously slaps Vjoi before he gets into the Warp, and hijacks the ship to escape with the Pizza.
Edited by SomeLibre on Apr 9th 2021 at 11:40:36 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
What, me worry?
Matthew floats by with the Death Star and uses its laser to blow up Libre's ship. He then heads out to space in his spacesuit and collects the pizza.
Princess of Ephedia
Meanwhile, Pbskidsfan has finished creating Planet Get That Pizza! (G.T.P. for short) to replace Earth, explaining her prolonged absence. Matthew floats on a crash course toward the planet, and Pbskidsfan spots him. The former crashes directly through Get That Pizza!, since the planet is made out of pizza ingredients. Pbskidsfan swipes the pizza out of his hands, then...
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
...I come flying in a rocket and salvage the remaining ingredients after the destruction of the planet. The others hitch a ride back to Earth, but our rocket crashlands on the street and while we all survived, we only managed to make one pizza. I collect it for myself.
Edited by Delibirda on Apr 16th 2021 at 4:36:39 PM
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Then Libre snatches the Pizza off of Delibirda's hands with high speed.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Vjoi pops an active (And very pissed) beehive on libre's head, vjoi takes the pizza laughing at libres misfortune as the sounds of repeated stings and girly sobbing are heard coming from the hive.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
What, me worry?
Matthew sends off a herd of rattlesnakes that attack and sic their venom of vjol and takes the pizza away.
Explora Colores
The rattlesnakes are attacked by a horde of mongooses, one of them gives the pizza to Bombón.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
BAM! The pizza gets knocked off by Libre into...a hole. SHIT-
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
As it turns out, the hole is actually Nine-Tailed Cat's Portable Hole. He comes by, picks it up and drops it into his Bag of Holding, causing himself and the pizza to get sucked through a rift into the Astral Plane.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Vjoi uses and ancient talisman to destroy reality and make it in his own image, Manifesting the pizza as he sits on The throne of his new Imperium.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
I use a talisman that turns the world to normal and I take the pizza to my house with another talisman.
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Vjoi runs in fear right before going BOOM! He walk on a trip-wire bomb that blew him to kingdom come. The Pizza flies and lands on Matthew's hands.