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TacoBadger Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure
Dec 28th 2018 at 10:43:51 AM

Sounds like a pixie-tale to me.

Duane exits the shot glass, going to further inspect the pirate crew with the chest.

Huzzah
kablammin45 Mischievous ghostie from roaming around with my Froslass bestie Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Mischievous ghostie
Dec 28th 2018 at 10:47:34 AM

(The coral snake pirate looks fascinated.)

That sounds soooo cool! (He says.) Do you guys know which islands the other pieces are on? Do you have a map?

Heeheeheehahaha! Did I scare ya?
Beverly (Avatar by Blackmage Anolis) from the Relationship Status: A teenager in love
(Avatar by Blackmage Anolis)
Dec 28th 2018 at 10:49:36 AM

Jane is quick to respond. "'Course we don't. Not like he left clues or anything. We're shooting in the dark."

Incredibly intelligent, yet incredibly stupid.
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Dec 28th 2018 at 10:53:59 AM

"What kind of captain leads his crew on such a ridiculous search? He reminds me of... my old captain." Melvin shudders.

Reposting the Discord invite link because I got bottompaged and it might be easy to miss. Okay, I'll stop now. :P

Edited by DrNoPuma on Dec 28th 2018 at 1:55:33 PM

BOO HOO HOO. UEE HEE HEE! EVER ALONE I BE!
TheGamechanger Bear trap from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Bear trap
Dec 28th 2018 at 11:24:18 AM

By now the small group of pirates has finished cleaning off the exterior of the chest, and the rest of it is now visible.

The chest is on a small set of wheels, and is made of mahogany wood with metal linings. It is locked with a lock that's shaped like a skull.

The pirate captain undoes the chains that are wrapped around the chest and finds that they are attached to the chest itself, the cannonball chain is attached to the right side of the chest and the other chain being attached to the left side of the chest. He sees that the left chain has a skeleton key on the end of it and inserts it into the lock, unlocking it.

The treasure chest opens, the lock now stuck on the skeleton key as the pirate captain tosses the key aside. Inside the chest one can see gold artifacts, coins, and jewelry from various cultures among the treasure, and one of which was a sword with a golden handle.

As the pirate captain gleefully reaches for the treasure, he gets punched in the face from the left. His eyes dart to see who his attacker was and notices that the lock and key has turned into a fist. Before he could respond the cannonball chains whips itself at his stomach, knocking the wind out of him and causing him to fall over backwards. Then the cannonball chain wraps itself around one of his legs and pulls him to the chest face-to-face, as the chest has hidden circular panels on the edges of both the top and bottom halves of the lid area slide back and sharp metal teeth pop out of the holes as the wood on top of the chest shifts to form mischievous black eyes with red irises. The chest's hand was now gripping the sword that was in it, holding it inches away from the captain's throat as the chest speaks.

Klamptrap:   YARR! Don't you dare try to steal the treasure of me, the greatest treasure chest that's ever lived, Klamptrap! Now, BEGONE!   

The pirate captain quickly scrambles to his feet and he and his crew then run out of the place in fear of the chest.

ITT: World of Supers
TacoBadger Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure
Dec 28th 2018 at 11:30:07 AM

Well, woudja look at that.

Huzzah
Beverly (Avatar by Blackmage Anolis) from the Relationship Status: A teenager in love
(Avatar by Blackmage Anolis)
Dec 28th 2018 at 11:49:12 AM

Jane looks at Klamptrap with a mild amount of interest. "Oh, huh. Hey."

Incredibly intelligent, yet incredibly stupid.
kablammin45 Mischievous ghostie from roaming around with my Froslass bestie Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Mischievous ghostie
Dec 28th 2018 at 11:59:50 AM

(The pirate snake's jaw drops upon seeing the living treasure chest in front of him.)

No...way! (He says, half-slithering, half-hopping up to Klamptrap and looking the chest over.) Wow, didja guys ever think that living breathing treasure chests were a thing??

Heeheeheehahaha! Did I scare ya?
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Dec 28th 2018 at 12:02:20 PM

"Huh..." says Melvin.

"There sure are a lot of surreal things in this world," he mutters to no one in particular. "What if... what if this Max Funnybones guy isn't so crazy after all? What if there really is a Legendary Egg?"

BOO HOO HOO. UEE HEE HEE! EVER ALONE I BE!
TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Dec 28th 2018 at 12:13:07 PM

ďCan I come along? Iím an expert at finding treasure on islands.Ē

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
Beverly (Avatar by Blackmage Anolis) from the Relationship Status: A teenager in love
(Avatar by Blackmage Anolis)
Dec 28th 2018 at 12:29:49 PM

"Maybe. He's never been wrong on hunches like this. But at the same time, you know. There's no way it's real." Jane looks over to Guybrush, sighing.

"Listen, I shoulda been more blunt. We ain't hiring. If you wanna do this, you'll have to make your own group or something."

Incredibly intelligent, yet incredibly stupid.
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Dec 28th 2018 at 12:33:23 PM

Melvin has been munching on a small loaf of bread. When Jane says this, his eyes grow wide, and then he quickly finishes the bread.

"That's it! We could all go on a quest for the Egg ourselves! The Egg is supposed to be able to grant wishes to everyone in the crew who finds it. You all have something you really want, don'tcha? I know I do..." he says, gently touching his mask.

"Anyway... what do you all say?"

BOO HOO HOO. UEE HEE HEE! EVER ALONE I BE!
shrubBird Timid Boy from the depths of hell. Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Timid Boy
Dec 28th 2018 at 12:36:47 PM

The boy listens to all the talk about an egg. It sounds kinda interesting, but not what heís here for. He approaches the bartender and gulps. ďUhÖ excuse me?Ē

Okay, I believe you.
kablammin45 Mischievous ghostie from roaming around with my Froslass bestie Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Mischievous ghostie
Dec 28th 2018 at 12:38:53 PM

(And almost immediately the pirate snake is back over to the others.)

I'll join! I'll join! How soon can we get going?

Heeheeheehahaha! Did I scare ya?
TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Dec 28th 2018 at 12:41:06 PM

ďBut I have grog!Ē

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Dec 28th 2018 at 1:09:44 PM

"Whit is it, lad?" the bartender says to the boy.

"You can finish your grog," says Melvin, "But once we start travelling, just think of all the places we'll go! We can get grog and better yet, food, from all over the world!"

BOO HOO HOO. UEE HEE HEE! EVER ALONE I BE!
DefRevenge24601 Who Could Win A Rabbit? from Freddy Fuckboy's Pizza, South Town Location Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Who Could Win A Rabbit?
Dec 28th 2018 at 1:13:39 PM

There's a guy in the corner who looks supremely disinterested in the situation, almost exaggeratedly so. He seems like he's specifically trying to be disinterested, so he's pulling out a facade.


Outside the pub, a guy who clearly doesn't belong in this time period is arguing with a lady who clearly does and a giant purple dragon... sorta.

"I'm a pirate!"

"A space pirate."

"Same difference."

"Why did they have me bring you along? You are so out of place here..."

"Let's just start the mission. The longer we spend here, the longer we derail the plot."

"Yeah."

"Of course."

Meet the latest Seeker Of Darkness...
shrubBird Timid Boy from the depths of hell. Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Timid Boy
Dec 28th 2018 at 1:14:12 PM

ďHave you seen a girl around here? She, umÖ She looks like meÖĒ The boy himself has rather messy, dark brown hair and brown eyes. Thatís all there really is of note. ďBut sheís taller, has longer hair and stuff.Ē As he elaborates, his hands do a variety of gestures go along with his description.

Okay, I believe you.
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Dec 28th 2018 at 1:30:22 PM

"I'm afraid not," the bartender says. "It looks like those other gents are gonna go down t' the harbor. You could follow 'em there, even if just to ask other people at the harbor if they know the girl."

BOO HOO HOO. UEE HEE HEE! EVER ALONE I BE!
Beverly (Avatar by Blackmage Anolis) from the Relationship Status: A teenager in love
(Avatar by Blackmage Anolis)
Dec 28th 2018 at 1:47:13 PM

"..." Jane looks to the others. They're going on the same mission as her, but these people seem way more interesting than the random mooks of her current gang. Maybe she won't be an errand girl either.

"Hold on for a sec." Jane gets up from the table and walks out the door.

"HEY MAX!!" She shouts.

"WHAT?!" A shrill voice replies.

"I'MMA SEPERATE FOR A BIT, DO MY OWN THING. YOU MIND?"

"NOT REALLY, NO."

Jane walks back in, looking to the others. "Alright, ready whenever you are."

Incredibly intelligent, yet incredibly stupid.
shrubBird Timid Boy from the depths of hell. Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Timid Boy
Dec 28th 2018 at 1:49:11 PM

He frowns. He canít say heís surprised that she isnít here right now. ďOkay, thank you.Ē He may as well follow all these people to the harbor.

Okay, I believe you.
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Dec 28th 2018 at 1:53:20 PM

"I'll join, if it gets me out of here... I'm not really good at anything, though..."

Courage need not be remembered, for it is never forgotten.
TacoBadger Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure
Dec 28th 2018 at 2:04:34 PM

Well, look at that, Mel! Already the captain of your own crew! And you said you ďwerenít looking for a piratey jobĒ! Bah!

Duane stands on his hind legs. Iíll come with you guys! Iím sure I could thinka something to wish for...

Huzzah
kablammin45 Mischievous ghostie from roaming around with my Froslass bestie Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Mischievous ghostie
Dec 28th 2018 at 2:08:55 PM

Man, I need to think of something to wish for... (The coral snake says, scratching his head with his tail.) ...Oh, my name's Lyle, by the way.

Heeheeheehahaha! Did I scare ya?
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Dec 28th 2018 at 2:10:29 PM

"Aw, cousin," Melvin scoops Duane up and hugs him before setting him down. "I came here hoping to get a job as a craftsman so I wouldn't have to go sailing again. But despite all the hardships I went through when I worked on a pirate crew, something is calling me back to the sea. If Max Funnybones is so excited to find the Egg, maybe I should be too!"

He does give Jane a strange look, though. "You're bailing on your captain just like that? Why?"

BOO HOO HOO. UEE HEE HEE! EVER ALONE I BE!

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