Hisuian Lilligant
3260. Bob may not flood my house.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
3260.1: Bob may not flood anyone else's house.
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3621: Bob is not allowed to respond to the statement “I want to play a game” with “Oh, Scrabble?” Why and how did you survive that encounter?
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The World's Least Powerful Man
3621.1: Bob may not be subjected to SAW traps. We don't want to give him any ideas...
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
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3622: No Bob, that is not a job for you.
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Hisuian Lilligant
3622.1. Bob, that is not a job that you're gonna force other people to do for you.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Idiot
3623. Bob is no longer allowed near the Kirby enemies on floor 15. Lest we have to pay Nintendo the fees to have Kirby deal with them getting loose.
Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.
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3624: Bob is not allowed to tell people the garbage train in the basement is a quicker way to get to the Trope Co. Laboratories. That train is full of hazardous garbage, leads into a wormhole to the falling dimension, and has a top speed of about 10 km/h.
Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Apr 12th 2024 at 11:18:20 AM
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The World's Least Powerful Man
3624.1: No, it doesn't "beat walking."
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
3624.2: Bob may not make a full-blown subway system with the garbage train on the basement.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Hisuian Lilligant
3625. Bob may not smash a glass fishtank. It's just wrong.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
The Wanderer
3625.1: Bob is ESPECIALLY not allowed to smash the glass shark tank on the 20th floor. That tank holds enough water to flood a tenth of the building.
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik
3625.2: After the incident at the 20th floor, Bob is not allowed to enter the city aquarium just to smash all of its tanks.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
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3626: Bob be not allowed t' change me language settin' t' "Pirate".
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3627. Bob is not allowed to drink Coke or Pepsi and intentionally burp loudly on people's faces.
Never watched Naruto, but that face is definitely avatar-worthy.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
3627.1: Bob may not claim that all of the world's Coke and Pepsi supply is his.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Hisuian Lilligant
3627.2. Bob may not try to steal any Diet Coke or Pepsi.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Idiot
3627.3. Coke and Pepsi Zero is right out Bob.
Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.
ISC-NC-14 ISCHS Telesphorus
3627.4. Bob is no longer allowed to consume any sort of carbonated drink since he keeps burping very loudly in people's faces after doing such.
"Oh, I'm a paramedic, not a fightymedic. That's Caduceus' job."
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3628: Bob is not allowed to bribe people to vote for him as our union rep with the promise of fried chicken.
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Hisuian Lilligant
3628.3. Bob may not bribe people with beer.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
3628.4: Bob may not bribe people with Coke or Pepsi either.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
3629: Bob is not allowed to be our union rep.
3619: Bob is not allowed to hire a Lemony Narrator to do dramatic readings of Lemon fanfiction.
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