Tropers: The Series

The cricket stops growing at around 3 feet tall.    kadishtu hai    it coughs Ugh, sorry guys, guess I have a cold or something.

Meanwhile, I try to reverse the polarity on the Evolutionary Accelerator.

Oh god, it's hideous!

I drop it in shock of the relatively harmless cricket.

Taco picks up the Evolutionary Accelerator. "What the Heck is this thing?"

"That cold better not be contagious."

I start    coughing.   

edited 4th Jul '17 10:16:46 AM by ZeroL

May I please come up with the title for the next episode? Sorry for asking.

Yes, but an episode ends when a moral is learned.

Taco, curious, fires the Evolutionary Accelerator at Zero.

"Not when I'   m coming down with an Eldritch disease!   

I then turn into a tentacled monkey, because it was still in reverse.

   Ook'yeh! Ook'yeh!   

(reverses the polarity, shoots the tentacle monkey with the evolution gun, then obliterates the gun)

"Can someone censor that? That's too disturbing for live TV! And there goes the Fourth Wall..."

No worries, this is on ABC or something, I guess. They'll have no problem with the monster.

"I've missed a lot, haven't I? I leave to visit Fazbear Corp for just a few hours, and look what happens!"

Taco hits Tales in the arm. "What did you do? We could've sold that thing for big bucks and gotten out of this crapsack apartment!"

So is the lesson here that it's wrong to tamper with mother nature?

The 3 foot tall cricket then interjects. Are you kidding me? All the other crickets used to pick on me. Look who's laughing now!

"Well, the main quest was to find Tropes Forever's real dad, who was clearly Puma. I guess the moral is that it doesn't matter who you come from, it's what you do that defines you." Random would say, giving a dramatic pose, before sitting down on the couch.

"Any second now the credits should start rolling. Next episode we need to keep he fourth wall intact though. Shattering it is getting a little boring." He'd note, as he motioned to the shrinking ratings.

"Though Arcada, F, and En rose em! New characters, am I right?"

The episode was about my real dad, not Tropes Forever's. Check the facts next time.

I bet it's the Denver Broncos.

Episode Three: People Sit On Chairs

Taco walks into the apartment. "Man, can you guys believe the government is outlawing chairs?"

edited 4th Jul '17 12:50:42 PM by TacoBadger

I sit on my billboard couch very pointedly. "I really don't see a problem."

Thegeniusyoshi is currently watering the landlord-plant.

What?

"All we have to do is make things we sit on which are not chairs, and nothing will change. Couches, stools with backs, the floor... Really, the only problem is that we have to spend a bit extra on furniture."

(Golly, sue me for being at my job,Tales. :U Apologies, I'll try to keep updated next time.)

"I'll get the wood chipper! I think I left it in.....Someone's room. Here's hoping I remember which one." Random'd state, before moving towards the first room.

"INVASION OF PRIVACY TIME!"

Gummit always telling us what to do...

Couches and sofas as well. Did you see any out on the street on your way here, Taco?

"Chairs are illegal? What's next? We cannot breathe? We cannot eat?"

Taco shrugged. "I mean we have our main couch, and we have that billboard couch. And I see no issue with sitting on the floor."

"Also, the streets are being crowded with flaming piles of chairs. We might want to cover that landlord hole if we ever want to keep our apartment smoke-free."