Tropers: The Series

It's not her! I SWEAR!

Anyway, back to the program!

(Chey, Ford, and Clone!Robin exit Chey's TARDIS. They are back in their normal clothes. Chey was carrying a bag full of something.)
"Alright, you lot. Here it is; A bag containing some food from my TARDIS."

Taco has returned from a bender.

“Alright gang. What are we finding today?”

"I found a note."

Cut to the note

"The note says, 'S_OP _ALKIN_ AB_UT B_______P!'."

Taco savagely ripped up the note.

“Alright gang. What are we finding today?”

"Uhhh, I don't know."

"Well, let's find out then!"

(Meanwhile, in a moonlit office.....)

(Note: This is heavily based off of The Adventures Of Dog Mendonca And Pizza Boy. Dog Mendonca is a werewolf detective and Pizza Boy is exactly what his name implies (real name Eurico.) They bust crimes with the help of a demon posessing a little girl and the head of a gargoyle. Google the series for future reference.)

(Gray text for Dog, cinnamon text for Eurico, and teal for the gargoyle head. Pazuul the demon has no text color, as they don’t speak. At all.)

”What the hell, Pizza Boy? You scared off a potential client in the form of a German pilot!”

”Not my fault there happened to be some sort of green hair girl wreaking havok on the streets!”

(Back on the plane.)

“Hmmmmm, no harm in calling the nearest pizza place available. Lemme take a gander at the phone book...”

"Do they make cheeseless pizza? I've had enough cheese for the rest of the season."

“They actually do have no cheese pizza.”

"Well, if there's one thing I've learned in 73 episodes of this show, it's that there's no such thing as a coincidence. Order that pizza!"

(Beeep beep....)

”Pizza Boy, it’s a customer!

”They want cheeseless pizza.”

”Can you please dispose of that freak somehow?”

”I’ll try. Uh.... Eh não falo o inglês.”

(The phone hangs up.)

"Do they have tiramisu?"
"Oh, no you don't! Last time you had tiramisu, you got drunk off of it. Plus, we've got to set good examples for Robin."
"Chey, He's pretty much a grown man."
"Well... H-he's still very innocent and naive. We can't be crude around him."

(Junon's busy playing a PG-friendly version of Wolfenstein on her portable gaming system. It just involves patting dog heads and treating them like good boys)

"Did that pizza company hang up on us? Wow. You'd think they of all people wouldn't be so judgemental."

"Dang it, No pizza! Might as well dump this bag."
(Chey dumps the contents of the plastic bag out on the floor. It was all cans of beef ravioli and macaroni and beef. She then picks up a can of macaroni and beef, opens it using the tab on the can lid, gets a spoon, and starts eating it.)
"Mmmmmmmm, delicious! Eat up, fellas."
"Well, It's better than starvation."
"I agree. So, macaroni with beef or ravioli?"
"Uhhh, ravioli."
(Ford gives Clone!Robin a can of ravioli.)

I fall asleep on the floor.

"Wait, now we're not even getting pizza? Let me see what other places we can call..." Zanreo says as she looks through the phone book."...Hang on, just what is... oh, you so can order THAT kind of stuff too, and there's another ad for-? ...interesting. Should keep that in mind for later..." she says as she rips out the page and carefully places it in her pocket.

Edited by Zanreo on Aug 14th 2018 at 11:53:24 AM

(Junon grabs a can of ravoli and opens it.)

Junon: Thanks...

"Taco!"

“Please don’t yell.”

"Hey, when's the boat gonna get to shore?"

"Hopefully soon... Starting to get bored..."

In my sleep, I mumble "Michael, row the boat now...our friends are getting bored...no, don't invite the duchess...anti-necromizers. Peace out."

“The duchess? Of Winningpeg?”