Tropers: The Series

• Stumbles in.*

I'm surprised when I see Cyber's costume.

"Wait, I didn't know you were a clown!"

F similarly greets Yoshi. Shalom. Random, Taco, Tropes and Rev left to get fireworks. The landlord also got thrown out of the window by Tales. Tales ran away.

The answering machine would beep, as the cardboard cutout of Random stood, staring.

"Just a reminder to future me, the remote is in Puma's room, under the Funtime Freddy doll. It's not in the Fridge. That's the portal to Siberia. Remember, don't drive anywhere without a licensed paramedic within the area!" The recording stated, before clicking to another one, which appeared to be terrible dubbing.

"Well, that's a twist. You know, I could magically conclude this episode by just turning around and going 'WHAT A TWEEST!'. Just like one of those films by that one director!"

"Yeah, I'm quitting today. I'm becoming...an adult film star. At least I'll still be around creampies".

"Have I ever told you about how I used to be an adult film star?"

"Haha! Nah, I'm kidding."

"Wait, where did you get that bazooka? Was it from the deale- And who let you in the car? Also, isn't firing weapons in a public place illegal? Shouldn't we consider the ramifications of you attacking our landlord? In fa- OOH, CANDY!" Random would state, as he grabbed a sucker from a jar.

"Guess I should drive us back, now."

"Where do you work, Puma?"

Taco steals Tales' bazooka with an Ass Pull magnet, and throws it away. "Tales, for the last time, if you're gonna hang out with us, cool it."

Taco agreed with Tales. "Yeah, let's head out."

edited 3rd Jul '17 4:26:00 PM by TacoBadger

"I'm a clown too - a birthday party clown, though. I wanted to be a mascot character - I even designed my own costume◊ - but that didn't go over so well."

edited 3rd Jul '17 4:27:16 PM by DrNoPuma

Gangrenous F chuckled at the costume design. That kinda reminds me of that one costume for that one company, uh, what was it, Champion?

"Champion? What, did they think they were the champions or something?"

F snickered. I only know them cuz they had a pretty funny PR campaign, dog.

"Alright!" Random would say, before getting back into the driver's seat.

Wait, was the car in drive?

The car would ram through the fireworks booth, triggering the inevitable.

A short time later, the car would pull into the parking garage, the sounds of screams, minor explosions, and ambulance sirens faint in the background, as Random parked, perfectly.

Another laugh track ensued, as Random and presumably the others reentered the apartment.

"I got a vacuum!"

edited 3rd Jul '17 4:32:41 PM by RandomWriter413

"How much was it?"

Taco brought in several spare fireworks, placing them in the front room. "Well, I'm just glad I got some spares that didn't go up in that massive explosion."

"Hmmm... Lemme go back and check!" Random would say, before turning to the door, about to exit, continuing the madness.

"Well" I say as Random leaves.

"...Let's see what's on TV!"

Taco proceeded to the fridge. "Ok, I'm gonna get a cold one." He opened the fridge, which unleashed several gallons of loose dark green molasses. Unphased, Taco grabbed a Seagram's. He shut the fridge, and proceeded to the couch, letting the ooze onto the couch.

edited 3rd Jul '17 4:39:49 PM by TacoBadger

TropesForever drops onto the couch

"Eww."

Sigh

"Why do I even bother?"

edited 3rd Jul '17 4:40:32 PM by TropesForever

"Hey, TropesForever. What's wrong?"

"Well, there's all this crazy stuff going on, and sometimes it's just too much."

TropesForever suddenly jumps up

"Wait! When was the landlord supposed to get here?"

edited 3rd Jul '17 4:55:21 PM by TropesForever

"The landlord! Where is everyone? We've gotta get ready!"

Cyber takes off his clothes, and replaces them with a shirt. Too late, he learns it's the "Mega Milk" shirt.