Not stupid or expendable.
With all the tropers on my back, I fly up to the opening in the wall and try to get through it.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Tropes successfully gets through, and sees a large brick wall ahead of him. Covering it, are many skins; unicorn, flea, bogeyman, dropbear, and in the middle, a thick black hide. Just under the skins, skeleton with a spear lie dormant.
Oh also, you’re totally heading straight toward a brick wall.
Huzzah
I try to slow down, but end up crashing right into the wall. After I pick myself up, I turn into a human.
"Oops. Sorry everyone."
I turn to the wall.
"Now, let's see...what does Wendigo skin look like?"
Then a part of a wall collaspes.
Hi
Not stupid or expendable.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Hello, fellow Hitchhiker's Guide fan. Welcome to the game! ^_^
(...But luckily, the Tropers were protected by a force field generated by Chey's pendant so nobody got hurt.)
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 2nd 2018 at 10:28:54 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
The wall does indeed collapse somewhat, causing the skins to fall. Taco nabs the Wendigo Hide.
“Got it! Now all we gotta do is get out of here.”
Huzzah
Not stupid or expendable.
"Thank god for that. Fly us out of here, Tropes!"
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
"Wow. That was easy."
I turn back into a Tropius.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco jumps on. “Away Falcor!”
Huzzah
Not stupid or expendable.
"Huh, Apparently we're all clean now... Now then!"
(Chey then picks up Ford, who is still a Oshawott, and starts cuddling and kissing him all over.)
"Awwwwwwwww, Aren't you a cute little Oshawott? Yes, you are! Yes, you are!"
"May I please turn back to normal now?"
"Oh, alright."
(Chey takes out the Oshawott card, then Ford steps on the button and turns back to normal.)
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 2nd 2018 at 10:54:37 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Actually I just went with it.
My bad.
Hi
Not stupid or expendable.
It's alright. At least you helped accelerate the plot. Join in as a character if you want. 
"Well, thank Zarquon that's over..."
"So what next?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Just wait a second!
It’s the old lady! And her three sons behind her, the weasely son holding Alfred, explaining how they got down here.
That Wendigo Hide’s now gonna belong to us! The Pacific Northwest Benedetto Mob Family!
She raises her signature revolver, aiming at the group.
Huzzah
"Hang on...did you say 'Northwest'?"
Akuma Shogun
(Medusa summons Pegasus, who somehow turned into a winged Rapidash. The winged horse attempts to kick the gun out of the mobster's hands)
Edited by josh6243 on Jul 2nd 2018 at 9:39:09 AM
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
That’s right! As in the Pacific Northwest!
Huzzah
"Huh. Shows what I know about American Geography then."
".."Say, is Benedetto a common name around these parts?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Just the four of us, but three of my brothers were kicking about near Tropesburg. Why?
Huzzah
"I dunno. Sounds strangely familiar."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Hmmm... Either way! We’ll be taking the hide!
Huzzah
"Oh no you won't! I just need to think up a plan...hmm...would you folks be interested in a recording contract by any chance?"
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"Hm... this seems like a trick" says Zanreo, who had turned back to her human form at this point. "So... what are the details of this contract? Any suspicious and hidden fine print we should watch out for?"
"Leftover items still have value!"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
We’re already on Tidal as the Singin’ and Swingin’ Benedettos. Nice try.
Fork over the hide already!
Yeah!
Ah!
Shaddup, ‘Rath!
Huzzah
Taco clambers onto the Tropius.
Huzzah