10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Cassie can be seen defenestrated out of his window for some reason.
"ermahgawd NO-"
[splat]
Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 3rd 2023 at 9:20:08 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Not stupid or expendable.
"I'm sorry, Lux. Right, the best I can do for breakfast are pancakes and sausage."
(Robin then sets out a bowl of colorful berries, a large platter of six large, thick square pancakes, a pitcher of freshly made chocolate milk, and a dish full of breakfast sausage enough to feed the entire apartment building out on the table. Robin smiles proudly.)
"Christopher Kimball, eat your heart out."
(Togepi is bouncing in his high chair while reaching out for the food. Robin then plates Togepi up some berries and some cut-up pieces of sausage.)
"So, if it's okay to bring them up, what kind of problems have you been dealing with, Lux?"
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Cassie walks back in, all wet from an undried puddle.
"...oh I thought you'd prefer the problems remain private, Lux."
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
"What are your problems, Lux?"
the cake is an alternative fact
"....On second thought, actually, yeah it is pretty embarrassing. Well except... Oh fine if you insist."
"My therapist suggested an emotional support Snorlax to help with my.... ahem.... 'time of the month.'"
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Not stupid or expendable.
"...Oh. Well, I'll be sure to get you brownies while in Tropey Mart putting flyers up."
(Robin then cuts a section of one of the massive pancakes, puts a sausage on it, smothers it in maple syrup and whipped cream, sprinkles berries on it, and eats it.)
"Mm."
(Togepi eats a big and juicy strawberry in little bites.)
"Togepi!"
(Togepi smiles.)
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
"...what 'time of the month'?"
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
the cake is an alternative fact
"Ahem. You know. That time of the month."
I do not elaborate.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Not stupid or expendable.
(Robin then stuffs his bag full of flyers, which read...)
FOUND TOGEPI
(The numbers listed were Robin and the Tropers' numbers along with the words "500 TROPIE REWARD". Robin then goes into the broom closet, blows dust off an old megaphone, and turns it on.)
"RIGHT, EVERYONE! LISTEN WELL!"
"HEY!!! You forgot someone!!!"
"LATER! ANYWAY, GATHER AROUND!!" "My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
the cake is an alternative fact
"Wait.... If we offer a cash reward, then won't we just get a buncha people claiming to be the owners who are just in it for the money?" I wonder, taking a seat at the table and loading up a plate full of food.
Edited by Afterwards on Aug 4th 2023 at 2:31:41 PM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Not stupid or expendable.
"Hm, I didn't think of that."
(Robin then rushes to the family computer to make a new version of the flyer, prints it up, leaves the apartment, and comes back with 500 copies. More banging on the bathroom door.)
"Robin Prefect, you leave my Xerox alone! Ya catch my damn drift?!"
"Now the reward is four vouchers for Torgo's Pizza! Redeemable only at Torgo Towers and their website and not on any food delivery applications. Anyway, we're going to need everyone's help with finding whoever this Togepi's guardian is. It will take a lot out of us so we all need to cooperate here. We'll be splitting up into different teams here, so if anyone is interested in going with me to put up flyers, raise your hand."
the cake is an alternative fact
"Yeah I'm down. I have to keep Snorlax with me at all times though, so it'll be slow going."
I am about to chow down on my breakfast, when suddenly Snorlax swipes it up in one giant paw and gobbles it up in one gulp. I glare at him briefly before getting some more food.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Not stupid or expendable.
"Hopefully, the Chey Bus will be big enough to accommodate your companion. Alright, if a couple of you want to stay home to watch the Togepi and the phone, raise your hands!"
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Semain Calm
Knife raises their hand. "Wait, question. If we're not doing the 500 Tropie reward, can I have it?"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Not stupid or expendable.
the cake is an alternative fact
"Hey wait, we can stay home? Hmm.... Let me think on it..."
I am about to take my first bite, when again, Snorlax swipes my food out from under me and gobbles it all up. I glare at him again and start fixing another plate.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
"Lux (nom), I swear to god (nom), fucking elaborate (nom) what you MEAN (nom) by (nom) 'time of the month' (nom) you smug ass!? (NOM)"
Cassie was busy eating a stuffed bagel.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
the cake is an alternative fact
"Man, you know... My time of the month."
Before Cassie takes his next bite, Snorlax swipes the bagel from him and devours it in one chomp.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
"well what IS the your time of the-"
Fuckin hell, that was a big bagel too that Snorlax snatched.
"...impolite balloon-ass."
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
the cake is an alternative fact
"Hey don't be mean to him, he's just hungry! You know, Snorlax need to eat 90% of their body weight per day in order to survive."
Snorlax puncuates this by eating my food once again.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
"...right."
Cassie goes under the table to ensure the rest of his breakfast doesn't get snorlax'd.
"Anyway, I have a personal question for you, what was your 'time of the month' about-"
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
I'm helping!
"It's the full moon, Cas."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
"It's when Lux starts to — hey, look! My favorite "e-streamer" is "streaming"!"
Not stupid or expendable.
"You and the Snorlax can stay here and mind Togepi and the phone if you want, Lux! Is there anyone else who would like to come with me to help distribute flyers?"
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Aug 4th 2023 at 1:53:28 PM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
"Man no one even ASKED me about my PROBLEMS I didn't even get to deliver my PUNCHLINE before the damn SCENE ended!"
I dejectedly kick an empty can across the floor of wherever we are now.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster