The Canned Laughter Machine collapses in response.
Edited by SomeLibre on Nov 17th 2021 at 7:19:48 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be surePost credit scene!
Anastasia arrives at the apartment, dragging a very drunk CG. Due to the latter's drunk antics and falling to reunite with the rest of the Tropers, Anastasia decided to pack their things and go home, calling a Uber along the way.
"I respect you CG but this is so stupid!"
"The concrete's nice *hic*"
Anastasia ends up bumping into Marie Antoinette and her kids. They're all wearing modern clothing with Therese specifically wearing a teal jacket with white lines on the shoulders.
"Oh, bonsoir Antoinette, how was therapy?"
"Oh, it went well, merci for asking."
CG bothers getting up and sees Therese's jacket.
"L-look at that! *hic* Squid Game! *hic*"
"What is she talking about?"
"The most popular show on Netflix. Wanna watch it?"
"Sure."
A hour later.
Anastasia and Therese watched the first episode of Squid Game. The latter's pretty traumatized. She went through enough. Poor thing.
"And that is the first episode?"
"Yup. Wanna keep watching?"
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."Playing walks in, all charred and a fireman's hat falling down.
"Next time, let the Californian Fire Department know about your arson."
Episode Sixteen: No Time to Dine
The tropers' apartment is being done up to look fancy. Tropes is preparing a roast in the kitchen, Ariana Grande is laying cutlery on the tables (the uses of which are a complete mystery to the lower classes), Gumby and Johnny Cash are carefully hanging up Van Guogh (not a typo) paintings in the hallway, Hermes Conrad is scrubbing the floor, and Winston Smith From 1984 is setting a record player in the corner to play Beethoven's Für Elise.
(Ricky the Original Character was tragically eaten by prehistoric sharks during an unseen adventure. There is a picture of him surrounded by flowers and candles on the kitchen bench.)
"Man, this is what I've been missing since I quit being mayor." Tropes says. "Hosting a peace summit really makes you feel like you're contributing to society in a meaningful way! Plus, it's not often I get to wear clothes without holes."
Edited by TropesForever on Nov 19th 2021 at 4:44:22 AM
Kitchen
CG bursted into kitchen, having smelled the food.
"Oooh, what are you cooking?"
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember.""A roast! I don't know what type of animal, but that's one of the things you have to live with when you're a frugal shopper."
CG chuckled.
"Oh, can't wait!"
CG runs out of the kitchen and heads to the living room. She pulls out a megaphone.
"WE'RE HAVING A NICE DINNER FROM TROPES HIMSELF!"
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."I enter the room in a pink shirt and black tie, with black slacks to match.
Immediately my eyes boggle and I scream.
"ARIANA GRANDE???!???!?!?!?!???"
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterBriya just friggin TELEPORTED to the kitchen, and avoided hitting anyone else or crashing. She's in her usual green hooded robe. And as usual, her sniper rifle is on her back.
"Oh food! I did bring some fancy cheese and meats from home. They sent some by magic mail! Don't ask how it works."
A box teleports in and magically opens itself, revealing an assortment of fancy cheeses and sausages. The stuff inside said box smells good, and of high quality. Also it's sitting on the counter.
"We just need some crackers and it's complete."
Edited by sci300768 on Nov 18th 2021 at 7:38:06 AM
I have no idea what to put here, oh well!Playing walks in, looking like a parody of a Victorian gentleman.
"Yes."
"I'm surprised to see you too, After." Ariana replies. "I thought it would take years before you showed your face again after I slaughtered you in that bowling match."
Edited by TropesForever on Nov 19th 2021 at 1:38:40 AM
(Chey was helping Tropes in the kitchen with making the side dishes. Delilah was up in her high chair waving her arms around. Meanwhile, Ford comes in bringing bags of groceries.)
"Darling, are you sure we need this much stuff?"
"Yeah, we gotta make sure we have plenty of food!"
"Plenty of food to feed the entire population of Tropesburg?"
"Well, enough for us and whoever Tropes invited. Doesn't hurt to have leftovers too. Hey, Tropes, how many people are we inviting?"
"Hah!" I scoff defensively at Ariana Grande. "Really now? That was the last time we saw each other? Or are you forgetting the time I annihilated you in that golf tournament..."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterThe sound of a door opening is heard where in place Guy is there looking tired holding a box.
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…After, can you stop trying to get in a dick measuring contest with Ariana? I'm trying to eat my waffle.
Knife is sitting on a kitchen countertop, indeed eating a waffle with a comedically oversized machete.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised."Uhh..." Tropes replies to Chey. "...I haven't done the maths on that yet."
He quickly counts on his fingers.
"...That can't be right." he mutters to himself. "Pretty sure that's the population of China."
"Oh, I didn't want to mention anything after the goldfish incident. As fun as it is to embarrass you, sending you running crying back to your room seems a little too much."
Knife glares at Ariana. "What did you NOT hear about me trying to eat my waffle?"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.Meanwhile Anastasia ran into the room of Marie Antoinette and her kids.
"I'm sure all of you heard what CG said."
"She's loud alright."
"Well, I'm hungry." Louis-Charles said with a small smile.
Marie Antoinette walks over to Anastasia, placing a small bag in her hand.
"C-Can you give this to Tropes?"
"Um, sure."
Anastasia runs to the kitchen.
"Tropes, I got something for you!"
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."Briya goes to sorting out the box's contents and is setting aside the ones that are magically overcharged by stuffing those into her bag. Those are for wizards, not normal people. And especially NOT for other tropers! By the time she's done picking out the unsafe ones, there's only a reasonable amount of cheese and sausages left. So she goes to preparing a cheese and meat board, along with the crackers. Using a few tractor pulls to speed up the process...
I have no idea what to put here, oh well!"What's wrong, Knife? Scared I'll bring up last month's laser tag?"
"Oh, what is it?" Tropes says to Anastasia.
Guy puts his sombrero down on a chair and walks to the table taking a seat and putting the box in his pocket "What's cooking?"
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…Anastasia hands over the bag to Tropes.
"Marie wanted me to give you this, tee-hee."
She then runs off. Should Tropes open the bag, it contains a bunch of quarters, some five-dollar bills, and a note written in French saying "Thank you for your hospitality".
Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Nov 18th 2021 at 7:51:48 AM
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."Pfft. Laser tag. That's the only thing you can bring up, huh? Did you just get so crushed by the roller derby that you blocked it out of your mind? Oh, free food.
Knife reaches into Briya's bag of wizard food, grabbing some random food and stuffing it in her mouth.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.My face goes red, furious.
"Hmph! I don't know what you're talking about, but I seem to remember a certain prairie dog that you don't like mentioned..."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Oh, bloody hell there's another post credit scene?!
Mr. 300 BC got the recordings of Xabby and Kokichi waltzing from Frankenstein and was about to show Xabby until he saw her eyes being bloodshot red. Mr. 300 BC can tell that she was crying, but couldn't bring this up to her as Xabby didn't realize she was crying. She seems to regaining her humanity slowly, but she seems to not recognize that she's crying. Did something happen? He thought to herself.