Tropers: The Series

(Ladro would then see what looked like a short man on a three-piece business suit and gray toupee.)
"GOOOOOOOD AFTERNOON, sir! This is, uh, Lindsay Buckingham with Ponies Cleaning Hens, uh, I mean Pocahontas Cooking Ham, crap, Publishers-Ahhh, screw it, you won our big money sweepstakes! You've just won your first check for $100,000 and it's only gonna get better from there."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Mar 7th 2021 at 2:18:48 PM

Sir, with all due respect, I don’t win anything, I prefer to steal... please get out of my way.

"Oh, no, no, no, sir! You've been randomly selected out of millions of other people! What would you say to $5000 a week for life?"
(Chey then gestures at a couple of her fellow thief-catcher to show up with the "check", balloons, and camera.)

"Prefer to steal, you say? That's interesting... but wouldn't you rather wanna leave that behind?" Zanreo (now dressed in a suit, a brown wig and without her glasses) shows up, holding a large piece of paper with "$100,000" quickly scribbled onto it.

"Yeah! And, you know, get a big mansion by the sea... Maybe settle down and find you a beautiful woman to make yours... Maybe buy a yacht, and when the wind is right, you can sail away and find tranquility... Wouldn't that be nice?"

Ladro is offended. He smacks the “check” out of Zanreo’s hand.

You people... you disgust me... you expect me to take this hand-out? You think me to be some bum?! ...no... I will work hard to steal what I earn, like an honorable man!

"Then think of it this way", Zanreo says, "wouldn't this money help you out in that? Imagine all the cool fancy equipment you could buy to help you in your thefts..."

(The man gets a bit nervous, but maintains a smile.)
"Better yet, maybe you could open up a savings account and put a certain amount of money in there weekly! That way, you'll really be set in case if something happens."
(A caption flashes saying "THIS IS GENUINE ADVICE." the moment the man started taking about putting money away in savings.)
"Just think."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Mar 7th 2021 at 2:38:31 PM

You will not convince me with your slick words... I’m taking my stuff and leaving!

Offended, Ladro haughtily slinks off with the sack of Troper paraphernalia, into a construction site.

"C'MON, Y'ALL! AFTER HIM!!"
(Chey then bolts out the door wielding her gunstick. Her toupee falls off, resulting in Chey coming back for it and stuffing it in her bag.)

"...welp, that didn't work out. Let's goooo!" Zanreo says as she runs after him, putting her glasses back on.

Edited by Zanreo on Mar 7th 2021 at 9:41:47 PM

He runs past the Boutique Avie and Delilah were at, as they walk out of the building

"....Well, that's none of my business. Come on bub, let's get us home"

Delilah is holding half of their tip in her hands and is using it as a fan. She got dat loadsamone

“Ugh...”

He looks over to Chey. “I knew you should’ve been Christina Mc Vie. Anyway, AFTER HIM!!!”

Dookie runs out of the Bucca De Beppo, but then he makes an announcement.

“This episode was sponsored by Beppo Corp. Inc. Bucca De Beppo, Italian dining at it’s finest.”

He starts running again.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Mar 7th 2021 at 11:13:45 AM

………

Meanwhile, Jimmy is also at home with Mad, also bored.

Yeah, I’m kinda bored too......wanna race Go-Karts?”

Playing runs into the construction site. Traderalice looks out the window at him.

Ladro, seeing a girder being pulled into the air by a crane, hops on as it lifts into the sky.

The Pet Sitters

"Well, we can't just keep Duchess cooped up in that lake all day. Hey! Duchess! Duchie Duchess! You wanna go for a walk?"

Upon hearing the utterance of the word ‘Walk’, Duchess leaps up from the lake, into the air, past the visibility of the Tropers on the ground.

Knife stares away at where Duchess has jumped off to. "...Alright, in retrospect, we should have looked for the leash first."

Like a comet, Duchess comes down in a plume of flame, crashing down onto a neighboring mansion, completely obliterating it. She retreats down to her haunches and begins panting excitedly at the prospect of the walk.

"We could play some Mario Carts. My favorite character is Todd."

Mad pulls out a Nintendo Switch, and sits down.

"Gee, I sure do hope I don't get eaten by that giant monster thing though, that would be pretty bad."

Hehhehehehhehehe.....

Jimmy picks his character, Giant Monster Thing.

Junon nods at Knife.

"You have a point there. But what's done is done."

To Duchess, Junon announces, "Where do you want to walk?"

Duchess whimpers, gesturing toward town.

Guess she wants a walk about town.

"I'll volunteer."