“This is bananas. I’ll probably see a zombie doing the Thriller dance sometime soon.”

"....We don't know. I had to leave the debate because of a very serious emergency. Rest assured Ford and I are okay. The twins, however, have turned into zombies. Robin is not taking it well at all."
(Chey tears up.)
"And neither of us know if he's gonna be okay or not."

Jimmy goes near Chey, on the bus.

“You Ok?”

They can’t hear him, he’s outside.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Nov 3rd 2020 at 3:58:25 AM

At the debate, the zombies start getting rowdier. Having ransacked the tacos at the food stand, and mauled most of the camera crew, they are now hoarding in front of the debate stage, crawling and clawing over each other to get at the candidates.

"I LOOOVE TAAACOOOOOO" they moan.

"IIIII LOOOOOOOVE TAAAAAACCOOOOOOOOOO"

(Back at the Chey Bus,)
"Hey, Delilah? Can you hear me?"
(Back at the apartment, Delilah grabs at the necklace and babbles.)
"We'll be home soon, sweetie. Mommy and Daddy love you very, very much. Just be good for Auntie Avie, okay?"
(Delilah pokes at the necklace.)
"Everything is okay, Delilah. Mummy and I are okay. We really miss you and we love you, alright?"
(Delilah nods her little head once.)
"Good."
"We'll call you back, Avie. Keep calm and take care, please."
(Chey ends the call. In DcMonald's...)
"Welcome to DcMonald's, how can I-AAAAAAAAH!!!"
(The worker grabs some burgers and throws them at Robin.)
"J-Just stay away from me, please! I'm getting married in a couple months!"
"...thanks."
(Robin then takes some of the burgers, goes to the drink machine, fills up a cup with soda, and goes over to a table to settle down. Meanwhile,)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Nov 3rd 2020 at 6:18:35 AM

Knife grabs Taco. "You gotta be relatable to your base." She then tries to bite him.

Goodness! Did you see that? Mr. Badger's staff consider it perfectly fine to bight people! If they're elected they'll surely be allowed to bight your children and elderly relatives!

Edited by TropesForever on Nov 3rd 2020 at 10:31:29 PM

Mad walks in amidst the chaos, his mouth agape.

He then smiles, shrugs his shoulders, and says

"M!"

A laugh track plays.

Taco pushes Knife off of him. “God damn it Knife, biters haven’t won an election since Adlai Stevenson!”

“I uh... I do not support biters! Biters... stand down and stand by!”

The zombies start biting into the election stage, tearing it to shreds as they climb closer to the debaters.

You see what your actions have caused, Badger? Your wrecklessness is going to tear this town apart!

Coleberry presses a secret button in his chest pocket, and a helicpoter noises can be heard from above.

"I have no idea what the fuck is going on so I'm just gonna... yeah..."

Mad attempts to leave but is immediately torn to shreds by a zombie straggler. He screams for help.

"Tell my children... to put 'm' on my tombstone..."

MEANWHILE, AT THE APARTMENT

"...This isn't the greatest plan." Custard says sardonically in her attempt to stay in character with her costume.

You will not have died in vain! Coleberry calls to Mad as he holds onto the lowered ladder of a helicopter leaving the city hall. Badger will never hear the end of this from the press!

Edited by TropesForever on Nov 3rd 2020 at 10:41:04 PM

Knife jumps on the ladder that Coleberry is on, trying to climb up to him.

“Look! Help!”

Dookie and Jimmy run towards the helicopter.

Speaking of the press, all of them are either gone or zombies. All the normal people left are running away in fright, stumbling over each other as they run from the hordes of zombies at the debate stage.

Taco looks around and sighs. “God damn it.”

He rolls up his sleeves and jumps toward the horde of zombies. “Hey! You guys love Taco?!”

"WE LOVE TACCOO!!!"' they scream.

Avie smiles at Delilah and bounces her slightly

"You've been the bestest little companion ever! Your mummy and daddy are so proud of you.. We gotta have some more playdates right kiddo?"

She snuggles her and kisses her forehead

Edited by Aveyond on Nov 4th 2020 at 2:21:14 AM

Just then, I roll up in my luxury sports car from the drag race episode, carrying a megaphone and the Troper Magnet.

"Hey fuckers, this thing's been compromised. Let's blow this pop stand!!!"

House

"Awwww, what a cute lil' baby...."

[Tory's just gushing on Delilah at the moment]

Meanwhile..

"How's the debate going by the way?"

"Let's watch it."

Coleberry tries to shake Knife off.

This campaign only has room for one person's worth of dead weight!

“Follow me then! If you like me so much follow me! I’m Taco! That’s me!”

Taco begins walking away, trying to lead the zombies away.

Unfortunately.... The zombies' true nature is revealed, as they pay no mind to Taco at all. They start herding the Tropers towards the vehicles.