“Thanks for the reinforcement I guess”

An off screen voice says

Edited by Immortalartisan on Sep 13th 2020 at 2:07:58 AM

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Both Geek and Katrina: "What the hell was that."

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

Knife smiles, and says to Martin, "More than 10? I mean, I was told we could bring guests. Anyways, let's get to this tour!"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

Hmm... alright... doesn’t seem too suspicious...

The little girl approaches Martin Mint-Chocolate-Chip.

Excuuuuse me, my name is Duodenia Ulcer, and I was awarded the “Most Profitable Girl Under Ten” Grant by Time Magazine. Therefore, I think it is only right that I receive the company.

Hm... we shall see.

Huzzah

"I vote yes on that."

"I mean, you can do that, so it's possible for you to become the heir."

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

“What do you mean we actually got him to give away his factory to someone on the cast?”

An off screen voice says

“Wait how did we get a budget increase of 5 billion?”

And extremely confused voice says

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Both, again: "Wait what."

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

“Apparently Martin is actually giving away his company to one of the cast for PR. We also received a huge extra budget boost I guess.”

And off screen voice responds

“guess we’re going all out today ...... wait We can only use the 5 billion extra in buying Martin mint products for the show”

Edited by Immortalartisan on Sep 14th 2020 at 1:32:46 AM

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

"Hey kid, remember we're all in the running. Don't count the rest of us out just yet!"

Knife then walks up to Martin. "And hey, look, I was serious about the ice cream person thing. Sure, we'll probably need to get a cooling system, but that could be easily installed in the framework. And they'd be protected from the elements if we put a waffle cone shell around them. I could draw it up for you-"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

"I have 7 trillion dollars."

I like all you kids’ imaginations! Follow me into the factory!

He runs into the factory doors boyishly.

Huzzah

Madface appears out of nowhere and does a funny dance. He immediately disappears.

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

Knife follows Martin into the factory. "Are we getting a map or something?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

He has disappeared at this point... but when Knife steps in, a cool breeze immediately hits her skin.

Huzzah

Outside the factory

Tropes is sitting on a bench, staring anxiously at the now-locked gate.

"They've been in there a while...I hope they're alright. Martin Mint-Chocolate-Chip will take care of them, right? He's not gonna give them cruelly ironic deaths?" Tropes says to whoever is in earshot.

[Cutbug rushes into the factory, Gameboy nervously shambling in tow.]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!

Outside the factory

"Man, I hope not," I say to Tropes. "I'd wish it was me getting a cruelly ironic death. I hope they don't do anything fun."

Edited by Afterwards on Sep 15th 2020 at 4:32:29 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

Outside the Factory:

“Yeah, I was afraid to go in, thinking that the Ommpa Loompas would shoot me up with 15 bullets, one for every person in that jacket.”

“ I’m glad you talked me out of it. Hopefully he doesn’t have a no videos policy.”

Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy

Outside The Factory

From seemingly the shadows, Taco emerges and approaches Tropes, After, and Dookie. “Did somebody say something about... the New Heir?”

Inside The Factory

As the Tropers step further into the factory... they finally see it.

A massive, white mountain, which drips vast streams of steaming hot fudge. At the top- a bright red beacon of some kind. At the base of the mountain a sign reads: “Tours That Way” beside an arrow pointing upward.

Huzzah

“ Holy Sheep!”

Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy

Inside the Factory:

Knife looks at the mountain. "Does this guy expect us to climb this mountain as part of the tour?" There is a small period of silence, before she pulls out two razor sharp ice axes from her pack. "Let's go!"

Outside the Factory:

Bowie pops up next to Tropes. "The new heir? Isn't that what this whole thing is for, anyways? It's weird when you think about it. Why would Martin choose a bunch of random people from Tropesburg to be his heirs?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

“Maybe he picked kids, because he wants someone young. So they can run it for many years to come,” Dookie says to Bowie.

Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy

"You're right, Other Knife. It's almost...suspicious."

[Cutbug and Gameboy look at the fudge mountain in absolute awe.]

"I WANNA EAT THAT!!"

(C-Cutbug, no! Calm down!)

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!