I walk back down into the laundromat, having gone up to my room the second Custard broke down the door.

"What the hell happened in here? I can't leave these guys alone for a seco- wait is that cake?"

I shovel my laundry out the drier and into my basket, before cutting myself an enormous slice from the cake car.

"This'll go excellently with my meat lovers' pizza and cinnamon twists."

With that, I carry my things back upstairs, finally leaving the laundry room for good.

(Cue credits.)

Episode 11: A Smegging Baby Shower

(The episode begins with a smartphone getting paired with a speaker. A song begins playing. We then see our heavily pregnant Time Lord heroine taking a glance at a kitten calendar hung up on her wall. A certain date was marked "BABY SHOWER" and circled to hell and back. She flashes a cheeky grin. She opens her closet as she starts rapping along to the song.)

You got soul on the dole?
You're gonna have a good time down on the line
You got soul on the dole?
You're gonna have a good time down on the line

(She pulls a elegant looking cream colored dress with a red belt and a blue hat embellished with flowers◊ out of the closet and goes into her TARDIS to change.)

I said I get, get, get on down
I said I get, get, get, on down
I said I get, get, get on down
I said I get, get, get, on down

(Chey, now all dressed up, then exits the TARDIS and starts making her way over to her vanity.)

Hey, everybody, take a look at me
I’ve got street credibility
I may not have a job but I have a good time
With the boys that I meet down on the line
I said, D-H-S-S
Man, the rhythm that they're givin' is the very best

(Chey uses a eyelash curler to, well, curl her lashes before putting on mascara.)

I said, B one, B two
Make the claims, on your name, all you have to do
Well, folks can be a drag, if work ain't your bag
And won't you let them know?
You're more dead than alive, in a nine to five
Then they say you'd got to go

(Chey then puts on some lipstick.)

And get yourself a job, or get out of this house
Get yourself a job, are you a man or a mouse?
A finger in each ear, you pretend not to hear
Gotta get some space, get out of this place

(Chey puts on her hat and dances around a bit before getting a pair of red boots.)

Wham, bam!
I am a man
Job or no job, you can't tell me that I'm not
Do you enjoy what you do?
If not, just stop
Don’t stay there and rot

(Ford walks in.)
"You look marvelous, Chey."
"Thank you, Ford!"
"The Mechanoid did some decorating before he left for school this morning."
"Oh, far out!"
(Chey disconnects the speaker and exits the room.)
"Hey, y'all!"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 19th 2020 at 5:32:49 AM

Elena is dragging a bag of something. It's making a weird scratchy metal noise.

"Oh hey Chey! You're looking pretty" She smiles

Knife comes sliding down the hallway, nearly hitting Chey but stopping just in time. "Hey Chey! How are you doing? I heard it is your baby shower today, so I wanted to be the first person to give you what are probably the best gifts you will get today." She pulls out two boxes wrapped in gift wrap. "You want me to show them to you?"

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jul 19th 2020 at 8:16:28 AM

"Thank you, Elena! I'll open your gifts when I open the others later on, Knife."
(Robin and Maurice come in pulling in wagons full of fan packages. So do Sonny and Remington.)
"I SWEAR, sunshine! Only times I ever seen this much packages come here is during Christmas, you catch my drift?"
(Robin and Maurice then proceed to unload all the packages off the wagons. When they were done, they pull in another wagon full of wrapped presents.)
"These are our presents to you and Ford."
"Thanks, y'all!."
"Alright, we're gonna be late for therapy."
"And I gotta evict a idiot today. Have a far out shower, Chey!"
(And so, Sonny, Remington, and the twins leave. And that's all we'll hear from them this episode.)

[Cutbug shows up in a fancy tuxedo/dress hybrid custom tailored for their bizarre proportions. The green Chao from last episode, "Gee-Bee", is in tow, carrying a cake.] "Hello! Sorry if I'm late!"

"You're okay, Cutbug! Awwww, what a cute little Chao."
(Chey pets Gee-Bee.)
"Dang, that's a big cake. What's in it?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 19th 2020 at 5:30:58 AM

"..If was still a Trainer, I would've caught Sonny..Oh well! Time to..Give this a place to rest" Elena continues dragging the bag to..Whenever it is that she sleeps

"Hey again, Cutbug! That's a nice outfit. It looks good...I'll be back." Knife rushes back into her room to get changed. As she runs back in, you can hear the sounds of crashing machinery and tools inside.

Custard rolls in wearing a flower crown made of daisies and calla lilies (both to symbolize new beginnings). A shoddily-wrapped box sits on top of her her power supply.

"Happy pre-birthday to Delilah, Chey!"

[The Chao smiles and chirps, content.] "What do you mean, what's in it? I just got it at the store... are you allergic?"

"Aww, thank you, Custard!"
(Chey hugs her computer friend's cart.)
"I'm smegging excited about today. I've been looking forward to this for a month now!"
(Responding to Cutbug, Chey says...)
"I'm just interested in what flavor it is."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 19th 2020 at 5:37:33 AM

Knife rushes back outside, throwing a dark trenchcoat back into her room. She's wearing her goggles, black silk gloves, and boots. She has a black dress, with the tights underneath, and the breath of the last cigarette on her teeth. Her outfit shows off her decorated robot arms. As she puts on her bladepack, she goes up to Chey. "Hey, speaking of cake and food, how about I treat you and Ford to breakfast? Much better than doing it here, where the stove stopped working last night. How does that sound?"

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 16th 2020 at 12:51:53 PM

[The Chao speaks up.] (It's strawberry flavored!) [Err, speaks? It's not moving its mouth.]

"Strawberry? Hot dang! Also, we'd definitely appreciate that, Knife."
"Hang about, what happened to the stove?"

"Alright! There is a place nearby that I am certain that you guys will love, it's called Songbird Cafe. I can get all us a party reservation there. Just wait a bit." She then calls out to the other Tropers. "Hey! Who else wants a free breakfast that doesn't taste like disrepair?" She goes aside and begins calling the place to reserve space for all of them.

(Breakfast sounds delightful!) [Okay, Gee-Bee HAS to be using telepathy at this point. There's no way Knife would've been able to hear him otherwise.]

"Oh, smeg! That sounds really amazingly amazing."

Elena comes back from wherever she sleeps wearing a sweater, pants and a jacket. Her glasses look cleaner and neater than usual and her hair is up in a bun

"I heard food. Count me in!" She smiles "Think they have pokemon exclusive food too? Willy's coming with this time" The Wooloo is wearing a top hat and a bow tie. He makes confused Wooloo noises

[I burst in almost exactly like Kramer] “Oh breakfast? I hope I’m allowed to bring my own silverware, my affects the taste.”

"Did somebody say breakfast?" I walk into the room, wearing a loose pink button-down with the sleeves rolled up and the collar undone, tucked into normal blue jeans.

I am also wearing sunglasses indoors, to which the Canned Laughter Machine cheers enthusiastically.

"Yep. We're going out for breakfast! Also, there's a newcomer."
(Chey waves at the newcomer.)

Knife shuts her phone. "Yeah, I said breakfast. It's at the Songbird Cafe, on me. Also, hey new guy."

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jul 19th 2020 at 9:13:10 AM

[Cutbug and "Gee-Bee" wave at the newcomer.]

"Takka tahar!"
(Welcome!)

Billy has returned, coming to the place in his normal formal suit. He meets uo with the other tropers, greeting them, "Hello. So, what are we going to do today?" He then waits for the others to respond, while looking around. He then notices the others responding to the newcomer and introduces himself in response, "Welcome. I am Billy. I come from a nation called Kendor. I am also the CEO of a corporation. Anyway, what is your name?"