"Fine before the retcon 2 more ultimate invaders were sent to destroy Earth. Think Androids 17 and 18."
The Prodigal Son returns.Taco, still on Xathos, is confused why anyone would think that a Retcon would work if the Status Quo is dead.
Huzzah"We still have Author Powers you damn Anthropomorphic Personification of Cerebus Syndrome!"
edited 3rd Sep '17 3:52:53 PM by MovieReference
The Prodigal Son returns.Taco, not near Movie, doesn't hear his exclamation, and even still, wonders why he's considered Cerebus-ian.
Huzzah"Movie, shouldn't we get Taco?"
"Obviously, the best way to solve this... is with TIME TRAVEL! Go back to before we visited Xathos!"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!"That's a terrible idea. We're almost home."
"We WILL leave Taco to die and I second Zero's idea."
The Prodigal Son returns."Look, whatever we do, Taco isn't going anywhere. It's in his contract. Do you really want him messing with time?"
"The last time I changed the timeline, I prevented Zeronet from existing except in spinoffs and the multiverse. This time, it could cause world peace or something."
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!"Fine. Do whatever you want."
"Well Zero let's get to working on a time machine."
The Prodigal Son returns."Already have one. I already went back in time once, remember? You think I have a Bag of Spilling?"
I press a button.
"All right, we now have to stop ourselves from visiting Xathos."
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!wa wa wa.......
(Back In Time)
"No. Don't go to Xathos. Ever."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”"Wait, so where are we? Still on Xathos, or on Earth?"
"We should go back to before the Status Quo killed itself or is this a Todd Brinkmeyer situation?"
The Prodigal Son returns."We're in front of our past selves."
I point to past us.
"Hi me!"
"Wait, so are you the main me now? Because that means I have to start being serious and trying to impose common sense upon you. Great, it's already starting."
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!(Closes the rocket used to go to Xathos and locks it.)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Past Movie:"Goddammit what did they do this time?"
Present Movie:"Don't worry about it if my plan suceeds neither of us will exist to worry about it."
The Prodigal Son returns."We used Eagles, remember?"
Past Taco corrects, "The Status Quo was killed by Gangrnous F. He didn't kill himself."
HuzzahPast Movie:"Eagles?"
Present Movie:"Guys let's just go back further and make sure the Status Quo doesn't die."
The Prodigal Son returns."That was ages ago! Why not just go back to the beginning of the series, then?"
edited 3rd Sep '17 4:59:52 PM by TropesForever
"FULL SERIES RETCON!"
The Prodigal Son returns.
"Seriously, can someone remind me why Earth was in danger in the first place?"