Tropers: The Series

"I think it's okay"

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again

"Awwwww yes! Ah I'm so happy for you two!"

"Congrats guys!" I say with my mouth full of cake.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

"Thanks, y'all!"
"Thank you."
"Hey, what are planning on naming the baby again?"
"Delilah."
(Beat.)
"🎵 MYYY, MYYY, MYYYYYY, DELILAAAH! 🎵"
"🎵 "WHYYY, WHYYY, WHYYYYYY, DELILAAAAAAH?? 🎵"
(Chey snickers her head off.)
"🎵 Soooo before they come to break down the door, 🎵"
"Ah, smeg it. 🎵 Forgive me, Delilah, I just can't take anymooooore. 🎵"
(Chey laughs and then goes...)
"Oof!"
(Chey quickly places her hand on her stomach and feels her and Ford's daughter kicking about.)
"Holy smegging smeg! The baby's kicking!"
(Chey smiles a big smile.)
"I guess she wants us to shut up singing."
(Robin laughs.)
"Really?"
(Ford then places his hand on Chey's stomach.)
"So it is!"
(Ford smiles as tears form in his eyes.)
"Hi, Delilah..."
"Awww, are you about to cry?"
"Uhh, no! You saw nothing."
(Chey laughs again.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Apr 30th 2020 at 3:59:21 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."

“Dammit, you gave her a name so white that even Hallmark actors want to have teeth as bright as hers!”

”I like it! It’s a good name!”

"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."

"You could certainly go whiter than Delilah."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

"Let's just eat cake, shall we?"
(Everyone then settles down to eat cake. Thanks to the efforts of the Tropers, they had managed to save Tropesburg's economy. All's well that ends well as usual for our heroes.)

Epilogue

(Some hours after the big dinner, just about everyone had gone to bed except for Chey and Ford. They were sipping hot chocolate while browsing through a catalog for baby clothes.)
"Smegging heck, these are pretty dang cute."
"Yeah."
(Beat.)
"Hey, have you seen the twins?"
"I think after dinner, they went to go watch TV in the living room."
"Huh... Let's go check on them."
(Chey and Ford then get up to go to the living room, where Robin and Maurice were indeed sleeping soundly on the couch together. Chey and Ford look at each other.)
"Photon, they must've been very exhausted..."
"I'll get their beds ready."
(Chey then goes into Robin and Maurice's room and pulls the comforters on their beds back. Ford comes in the room carrying Maurice. He carefully puts him in his bed then goes back out, gets Robin, and puts him in his bed. Chey then covers them up and tucks them in. Afterward, she and Ford gives them each a kiss on the forehead. Chey then closes their curtains while Ford turns on the night light before they both head out.)
"Sweet dreams, y'all..."
(Chey then slowly shuts the door. Cue a shot of the twins sleeping in their beds followed by a exterior shot of the apartment complex. Fade to black. Cue credits.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."

Season Seven, Episode Six: Common Hospitality

Taco is seen exiting the apartment, covered in the blood of another person. “I’m telling you, it’s not that big of a deal, let’s just drive ‘em to the hospital.”

Huzzah

“Oh god, Taco. What the hell did you do this time?”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”

"You don't wanna know," I warn Tales. "Even I was horrified by it."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

Custard rolls out of the apartment, looking normal.

"Yeah, you rȩ̸̛̯̲͊̇͘a̴͕̭͌̎l̶͕̬͎̅͒͛̈́l̸͉̺̣̳̕ŷ̵̦́͌ ̷̗̹̩̃ḓ̴͂̍͌͠ö̶̡̡̡͇́̒͘n̶͍̳͍͈͇͝'̸̨̛̙̹͖͖̰͔̼̅́̓͂͒̓̾̅͝͝͝ͅt̵͖̮̉̀̑̐̆̾̈́́̎̔̆̕̚͜͝ ̴̣͔̏́̈́̋̇̏͘͝w̶̮̙̓͆͒̈̊̈̌̊̄͛͐̓͘̕̕͠a̸̧͈̠͖̩͕̙̥͓̒̄͋͗͜n̶̨͌̑̔͛͗͗͠ǹ̷̛̙̠̩͈̬̮̙͖͉͈̩̼̹̃̐̋̚ͅą̸̙̺̘̱̟͍̖̩̦̤͈̜̟̎̉̉͌̈̍͗́̈́̓̈́̈́̕͜͝͝͝ ̶̨̢̲̙͉̞̙́̒̋̋͒͊̅̆́̿ḱ̸̡̧̪͓͇͉̠̟̟̪̼̏̊͜͝ͅņ̸̠̭̤̥͕̠͑̃̃̉̈́̔͘o̴̠̩̝̫͙̗͉̳̥͕̻͈̺̘̚w̵̰̥̥̘̐̈͊̈́̾͑̈́͊͝͝" said Custard, her screen going glitchy as she talks.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Apr 30th 2020 at 10:45:08 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

“Custard.... did you catch a virus?”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”

"Ooh, glitches! ...those are cool until they start happening to someone you know..."

"Leftover items still have value!"

"N̷̛̤̲͚̤̙̬͙̼͍͉͎̹̟̳̭͕̋̊̎̓̍̅̽̀̏͗̍͝o̸͙̪̹͎̖͓͐̐͐̈̿͗͌̐̾̀͑͐͗͊̓̚͘," she replies, "I̸̢̳̫̯̩̺̮̰̞̒̽́̀͐͊̎̊̿̆͛̓́͘ ̴̨̛͎͖͇͉̗͖̺͔̠̮̘͇̱͈̱̆̅͂ţ̴̛̳̲̙͔̩̲̺̜̩͚̮̎̒̉͝h̷̞͙̩̔͊̀̏̅̀į̶͖͓̗͗́̂̏͆ͅń̶̨̧̡̺̩̦̣̯̰̩̬̼̮̗̫́̈́̒̈̀̋͌͂̈́̐̇̔͋́̍̄ͅǩ̴̮͙̦̖̪̗͓̗̮̗͈ ̷̩͚̠̥̹̯̻͇͓̮̼͖̈́̓͗́̿̔̓̀͌̕͠s̷͓̫̝̱̝̲͙̤͓̠̞͇̿̽́͒̉̔̊̇͑̈́͘̚ô̴̡̢̭͕̪͎͕̳̫̝̬̦mething b̶̡̛̙͉̜̺̰̘͙̺̩̜̬̜̲̳̭̥͔͎͎̮̱͙͎̟͚̝͚̩̪̭̟̗̂̉̄̉̈́͗̃͆͗̂̍̏̌̈́͊̇͗͋̑̉̒̾̓͛̊̽͋͠͝ͅͅ ̷̛̰̖͚̮̘͕̼̼̲̱̗̖̞̫͎̟̗̼̰̖͕̙̱͓̦̮͙̫̯̰͉͓̦̋͛͂̋̀̎̕͜͜r̸̢͔̰͙̤̩͎̩̯͚͎̤̣͙̹̤̰̘͚̦͚̫̩͇̰̯̦̬̹͎̝͎͚̳̃̔͜ ̷̹͍̥̩̗͈̦̲̠̹̾̾̇͆͒͑̓̃͆̽͘ơ̴̡̲͚̟̣̜̺͖̳̂̋̾̃̽̓̂͂̀̌̿̊̍͂̎̽̎̐́͒͆͘͝ ̴̡̢̡̛͚̩͙̦̪̥̗͈̻̻͓͔̱̤̠̣͎̙͍̩̟̺̱̘̮̞̯̬̟̘̝͕͉̄̌͌͗̿̆̋̏́̍͂͒̌̾̒͆̆̈̈́̈̈́̈́̀͐̍͑̽̄̇̉̓͂̍̚̚͜͝ͅk̷̢̡͖̩̤͎͔̥̺̩̱̝̩̖̣͎̺̹̘̒̑̒͜ ̴̨̨̨̛͙̺̠̳̜̺̞̣̬̣̞̪̮̙̬͎͙͓̩͖̫͈͎̣̒͆̄̐̔͛́̎͂͆̑̊̃̃́̔̓̍̿͒̍̏̽̑̊̋͋̊͂̍͘͘è̶̢̢̨̧͕̣͉̤͔͓͍͕̳͙̳̖̗͇̫̲̊̓̕͜͠"

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

"̵̨̢̧̨̨̨̢̧̘̳̫͇͍͇̩̬̣̥͈̝̝̰̘̼̤͈̗̘̳̖͚̭̬̩̹̣̣͉͈̯̜͕̹̖̬̤͕̼̪͚̉̀͐̊́̓̈́̊̌̆̓͂̃͆̔̀͋̃̃̇̈̓̋̇͝͠I̷̡̨̖͖͇̰̮̬̳̠̮̯͎̤̻̲̥̙͚̻͚̖̦͙̓̓̈́̓̈́͋͒̈̄̏̽̓ͅş̷̧̡̺͎̩̺̤̣̼̩̱͇̲̝̲̺̳̪̲̳̤̮̝̫̲̫͉̣͈̬͎̦̊̔̌̇͗̾̿̋͑̊͒̕͜͜͠͝͝ͅ ̵̡̢̧̨̛̟̤̻̠͉̣̱͔̱̥̞̲͓̯̘͔̭̼͓͉̲̝̭̦̥̠̰̲̥̻͇̩̰̖̟̭͔͓͈̟̦͙̈̿̔̀̌͆͘͜ŝ̷̨̧̧̫̺̩̣̲̟͎͖͈͎̟̩̣̝̣̙͖̖͎͖͈̫͎̻͈͎̱̫͎̫̞̬̯͕̙̬͇̼͇̻̲͐͌̏̃̔̊̒̈́͋̾̽̿̄̈́̋̅̏͂̇̓͑̈́͐̀͊́͑̈̄̕͘͜͝ͅo̵̡͓̯͖̪̖̫̬̟̭̬͈͎͓̰̗̰͕̮̩̞̭̺̤̿̑̀̎͛̈́̀̇̄́̑́̆̉̈́̎̎̀̆̓̑͗̋́̄̔͂͛̈͗̈̑̋̾̀̆̎̄̔̈́͂̈́̒̽͐̈́̕̚̕͘͜͜͜͝m̴̢̛̛̩͇̫̏̏͌̂̓͆̓̄̍͊̒̒̇̿̈̿̾̒͒͗̀̑̃͑́̉̆̈̔̃̿͛̆̏̍̚̕̕͘͝͝e̵̢̨̢̛̹̣͎͇̥͔̻̺̣͉̙̳̳̺̯̝̪̭̗̯̯̜̺̺͈̩͙̬̙̳͈̭͍̻͔̰̺͙̱̱͙͕͉̜̱͍̓͋̈́̈̈́̽̈́̇̎̓̓̿̋̽̑͗͒̒̍̿͛͗̀̿̑̆̃̌̈́͑̋̋̏́̎̾̂͋̈́̉̂͘̚͘͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅb̵̛̳̘̓̓́̎̒̍͛̄̓͑͋̓̐̿͛̊͊͑̏̿̿͆͌̌͐̌̕̚͝͠͝͝ő̷̫̲͖̪͔̮̫͂̾̋̊͂d̷̢͖̄͆̍y̶̨̧̢̨̮̦̣̞͎̼̖̥͕̖̱̱̭̮̠̪̩̦͚̱͔̮̲̘̘͍̤̥̺͎̾̔͊͑̍͛͌͌͛̉̾̅̆̏̎͋̏͂͝͝ ̸̛̻̖͖̫̬̲̮̹̀͒̅͒̈́̅̂͂̓̀͆͛͆̂̔̐͆͒̔̉͂́̔̿̉̂́̓́̈́͆̂̒̀̿͌͗͘͘͘͠͠͠ͅḑ̶̢͓̮͓̥̱̫͎͔͚̦̘̟̜̞̼̆̈̔͑̾͜͜ͅͅǫ̴̢̡̛̛͓̜̺̠̫̟̹̺̝̫͍̝̘͎̹͑̈̽́̃͒̉̾̇͂̎̽͗͗̈̒̓͛̿̔̄̿̃̽̏̏̈́͊̃͂̈́̑̄̇̒͒̊͐̕̕̕̚̕͘͜͝i̸̢̧̛̛̺͈̪͓̟̠͍̭͔̼̰͕͚͆̓̅̽̎̄̑́̅͑̄̉̆͗̿͆̇̓͗̒͊̐̐̓̓̂̂̀̏̿͒̀̈́̌̎̊͌̋̓̕̕̚̕͘̕̕͝͝͝͝͠n̶̨̨̢̨̧̬͎̱̰̘̪̯̞̮̲̪̞͉̞̞̲͙͊̈́̏̏̓̊́̂̇͐̈͋͋̉͐̍̿̍͘͠ͅģ̵̡̢̢̹̱̱̹͉̻͓͖͕̳̥̼̗̞̺̰̥͓̝͉̥̥̲̳̩̣̖͎́̆͋̈͑́̇̕̕͜͝͝ͅ ̴̢̧͖͇̙͇͍͔̖̮͈̱̖̤̰̠̘͈̅̊͂̆̒͑̌̋͑̈͒̄͗͌́̍̊͑͋̏̽̎͝Z̸̗̠͓̀̎͒͒̈́̑̓̾̆̾̄̾̅̈́̉̚̚ǎ̶̧̨̛̘̮̩̝̯̝͉̱͍̪̣̬̟͉̥͔̝̪̦͕̹̝͔͉͈̖̱̗̘͔̔͌͊̄̒̆͆͜͝ͅͅl̸̨̧̡̧̪͈̺̙̹̘̻̫̟̤̩̞̫̩͎̻̙̣̙̦̰͐̈́̈̈̊̃̄̈́͐̌͐̓̋̓̉̏͐̀͐͊̽͒̈́̏̑͐̋̈͛͌͂̑̏̍͂̋͆̍̓̕̕g̷͇̭̟̘̗͍̲̻̱̖͈͓̮̪̻͉̦̰̞͉͍̩̘̭̻̎̀̏̎͜ͅǫ̵̢̡̧̧̟͙͈͖͓͖͙͔͎̰̤̪̣͕̳̭͎̠͖̫̰̺̰̮̮̯̠̺̮̪͍͋̓̎͛̊͆͗̃̍̾͋̎̓̽͌͌͆́̃͗̋̈̇̎̔̾̔̔͗͌̑̅͒̌͛̿̈́̑̇̚͘͜͜͜͜͝͝ͅ ̷̨͚̗̝͓̫̫̟̞̞͖̱̮̩̫͕̯̝̺̙͓̝̪͉͙̥̭̉̾̅͆̈́͋͐̔͑̌̏̿̈́̈́̏̆̔̅̅̋̏̋̍̐̔̅̕̚̕͝͝ͅt̴͎͖͎̃̓̌͋̉́̏̈ẻ̶̢̢̨̧̢͖̬̯̜̹̳͉̜͚̺̰̹̬̠̦̻̮̺̫̞̲̺̱̻̦̝̳̯͍̗͍͙̫̮̻̟̻̫͈̄̇̈́͒̒͛̎͘͜͜͜͜͠ͅx̴̧̧̺̠͈̺͉̩͔̩̼̰̘̩̲̪̏́̓͗͗͊͗̀̅̓̒̆̂̒͑̿̽̈́̒̀͐̔̽̀̅̿͑͌͌͋͆̃̆͐̃̌̿̑̍͛̏͋̽̈́̂͊̍̚͝͝͝͝t̶̨̢̥͈̯̯͉͙̘̯̪̩̳̙͈̘͖̲̟̲͈̩̘̜̺͛̈̔̀̓̄̀̑̓̒͌͑̿̈́́̂̈́̀̽͋͛̌̍͆̓͐́̊̑̚͠͠͝͠?̶̧̗̯̮̪̲̞̬͔̙̩͎̩̥̻̙͚̳̮͎̗͚͕̭͇̰̹̫̉̍͌̓̇̾̓͊͠"̴̬̃͑̃̈̀̈́͒̀͗̀̑̈́̈́̉̆͑͗̊͗̐̐̌͛́̆̇͌̀̂̎̽̊̑̿͋̚͝͝͝͝ͅ

(The sound of violent vomiting was then heard from the bathroom.)
"ROB-"
(Cue more throwing up. Chey enters the apartment looking a bit tense.)
"I just had to go pay the rent. Sonny's jacked it up to help finance his wedding."
(Robin runs into the apartment with a grocery bag but ends up crashing into the couch and falling, busting his head and breaking his arm on the coffee table. A crushing sound was heard.)
"SMEGGING HECK, ROBIN!"
(Chey rushes to Robin's side.)
"Ford!"
"What is it, darling?"
"Robin had a accident..."
"Oh Zarquon, is he okay?"
"I-I don't know..."
(Chey then tried to move Robin but it resulted in him loudly screaming in pain.)
"MY ARM! MY HEEEEEAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
(Maurice stops vomiting, comes out of the bathroom, and rushes to Robin's side.)
"Bloody hell, is Robin okay?!"
(Robin screams as tears stream down his face.)
"No."
(Maurice gags.)
"Gaaah, damn you, expired lunch meat!"
(Maurice then rushes back to the bathroom to do more throwing up.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."

"Ẁ̦̚͜h̹͇̋̄å̙̭̊͜͠t t̛͍̻͋h̨̐e̙͎̯͛̽͠ ̬͙̫̔͌͌ḫ͍̋͡ẹ̢̗̞̫̿̍̇͒̚l̡̀l̩͈̀̕ i̢͇͕̰̊͛͛̄s̕͟ ̱͈͓̠̈̓͑͊g̛̩̥͎͛̑ǫ̝̒̌in̞͍̯͍̎͊͆͘g͓̈ ̭̎ô̹ṇ̭̻̟͚̿̀͌̄͘ ͉̱̳̝̄̏͋̅in̨̈́̈́̑͟͟ ̙̯̓͒t̰͑h̰̮̮͆̀̀e̡͍̻̔͞͞r̡̧͘͠ẻ̟?͖̫̇̂ ̡̼̓́S̡̩̝̅̽̃͟͠ö̢̼̼̈́͠ṳ͔̩̜̀̕͝͝nd̡̪̔͐̾̚͢͢s̢͂ ̨̢̦͈͋̽͘͡l͚̖̪͌̓͡i̛̫k̢͇̠̅̀͛e̗̗̗͛̏̾ ̝̜͖̏̎͗a̻̤̍͊ ̢̻͈̞͎̔͂́́͌D͗͢ ̮̦̫̣̈͐̾̎Y̘̭̞̓͒̿͆́͢͜ ̘̚I̮͘ ̧̛̼͉͍̓̂͝N ̖̆G̱̅ ̖̮̇̿ ͎̪͕͆̿̽͜͡M͉̯̆͛ O ̙̳̇̆͛̉͢͜O͙̘͉͓͊̉͆̅͟͡ ̫̹̹̺̔̋͐̓S ̢͎̫̄̂̕E͇̬̺͆́̅!͔̼̓̽"

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

“Is it just me, or is literally everyone getting injured or sick? Next thing you know, Arimo’s gonna catch lupus.”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”

"I also have a disease."

“Lupus?”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”

“Hey guys, bad news. I think my immune system is attacking its own tissues....it’s really starting to affect my joints, skin, kidneys, blood cells, brain, heart, and lungs!”

"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."

"Heý̛ ͋̊ ̊͘͝͠T͑̿̏͘ ̅̽̐̃a͒́̒͛ ́̆̉l ̃͋̄e̿̉ ̾͛s̽̓͒͑,̚ ͐c̅̈́̽͞a̕n̉̊͊ ̂͗ŷ͑͘o͌̆͑̀u̽ ͆͑f́̉u̅͛͆c̒̕k̓in̛̎g̿̽ ́̒̾̅nȍ̀͊͝t̿͛̎ p͂͆̅͋̾r͌̔͊e̒̇ďḯ̎͂ct̎ ̔t̽̾͌̃h́͐̄̆e ̛͐̃̏̅f͂͌̒̏ũ̒t̓u̚r͋̋͊̅ě͂͞?̌ ̓̉̓T̄h͑͐̀ań̀̾k̾̓s̈͋͌͌͑" Custard says before her screen goes static. It returns to normal, except...

":| Mother of Steve Wozniak, what the fuck?"

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

Junon is hiding in her room. She's wearing all kinds of masks and her room smells of bleach and cleaner. What the hell is going on with her?!

"This is the disease room, please leave if you don't have diseases."

"Uhhh, Playing? We're outside..." Custard says, sounding like a goddamn chipmunk.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside