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"Hey, don't shoot me!"

(She says this to Hayley)

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Hayley: Nuh-uh, you're not on my team, so I can shoot you... [walks backward, toward the blue flag] To stop you... from stopping me... from doing this! [picks up the flag and runs back to her field, attempting to tag Marcia with a few more of those soft darts]

Edited by AndyLA on Feb 17th 2020 at 3:11:23 PM

"Crap! Chey's parents are here!"

Playing rushes over to the parents.

"'Sup?"

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Marcia tries flying out the darts' way, but she gets beaned. Marcia stops and pursues Hayley with her new NERF buster.

"You're good!"

Edited by josh6243 on Feb 17th 2020 at 11:13:18 AM

"And who are you?"
"That is Playing."
"Oh. Well, you certainly have a lot of friends who care about you."
"They're basically the brothers and sisters I didn't know I needed."
"How did you manage to support and take care of yourself?"
"Residuals and royalty checks."
"How?"
(Chey then pulls out a plushie and a action figure of her.)
"Awwwwwwwwww! Now, are you living good?"
"I live in a apartment in Tropesburg with all of my friends, where I live a day-in, day-out life with them, my soon-to-be husband, and my clones, who are basically my children."
"Wait, clones?!"
"My twin and I are clones and so are our other two brothers."
"HOW?!"
"A perfectly legal cloning machine."
".....can I have a clone of Channing Tatum?"
(Cue uproarious canned laughter.)
"Uhhhh, sorry but no."
"Damn it!"
"Rassilon, this family..."
(The Time Lord then shakes his head.)
"Hey, we may be crazy but we love each other! Unlike your family."
"Do not talk harsh about my family."
"Your wife is a crabby old bitch and your kids are disrespectful and rude."
"Stop that this instant!"
"Awwww, is someone butthurt? Now, listen here. I demand that all charges against my baby girl are dropped right now and that she and her friends get out of here!"
"Fine. And you and your husband can go with her."
"Great. Y'all are idiots anyway."
"In exile."
"Good! At least we'll be away from this planet. Screw you!"
(The mother then flips the Time Lords off.)
"Now, what are you gonna say now?!"
"...We hereby find Cheyanne not guilty of all charges, and her parents guilty of being absolute jerks to the Council. I highly recommend getting as far away from here as possible."
"With pleasure!"
(The mother then presses a button on her chair and a laser shoots the headgears off the Time Lords' heads.)
"Bye!"
(Chey tried very hard to hold back her laughter.)
"Now that's over... Ford?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you drink? Have you ever hit her? Do you treat her well?"
"Not anymore, never in my life, and yes."
"Welcome to the family, man. Now let's get the hell out of here."

"Good decisions all around."

Back at the apartment, Satan sits in a chair, upside down on the ceiling, drinking wine.

"I should have gone with them."

Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Feb 17th 2020 at 2:29:51 PM

Elena is just shooting randomly

"So.... Y'all ready to go home?"
"Zark yes."
"I've been ready since we got here!"
"Of course."
"Wait, hang on..."
(The mother then goes up to Maurice.)
"You're a clone of Maurice Gibb, aren't you?"
"Yeah."
(The mother then gives him a tight hug and plants kisses all over his face.)
"My clone grandson!"
"Hey, what about me?"
(The mother gives Robin a short hug, then goes back to hugging Maurice. Chey goes to Robin and gives him a hug.)

( A big misunderstanding on my end! I'm really sorry...)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Feb 17th 2020 at 2:06:59 PM

Elena blinks " Uh.. How am I in two places at once"

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Hayley: Thank you! Hehehe!

[she continues shooting at Marcia as she runs back to her "base", exchanging gunshots with her and laughing even as her left arm and chest are hit one time each; it's not that the little girl is this good at dodging, she just moves around so much it's hard to get a clean hit]

[to Elena, not understanding or minding her physical dilemma] Hit her before she gets our flag, Miss Teammate!

(Let's say, for the sake of not cluttering the thread, that Hayley also explained how someone "dies" in this game: one hit to the head or two to the chest)

Edited by AndyLA on Feb 17th 2020 at 6:07:21 AM

"Alright... that's it!"

(She shoots the pink team with a fake gun)

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Feb 17th 2020 at 1:07:41 AM

Elena snaps out of it "Oh! Hit her? Will do!" She then proceeds to.. Hit Alivia with the flag.. It's all good

"Ow! Okay, okay, can we stop this flag nonsense?"

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Hayley: [to Elena] Nooo! You had to get Miss Marcia and shoot her with the gun, not...

[then to Alivia, with her smile fading] ...You don't wanna play NERF anymore?

Edited by AndyLA on Feb 17th 2020 at 8:16:45 AM

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Marcia is downed after noticing a foam dart had somehow landed on her forehead.

"Good game!"

She smiles at the others, a sign of good sportsmanship.

"Amazing. Even without the usual offenders, this group has still managed to ruin my quiet time."

Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Feb 17th 2020 at 6:29:00 AM

(Chey's TARDIS then materializes in the living room. Chey, Ford, and the twins exits the photo booth singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" while Chey's parents each carry two big suitcases.)
"God, that was a quick ride."

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"Well, fun is m-messy at times..." justifies Marcia rather feebly."

Marcia waves at the TARDIS group.

"You guys a-are back!"

The apartment is now a mess because of the NERF Capture the Flag game. Marcia is now trying to clean up the darts scattered all over the place. The canned laughter soundtrack plays to rub salt in Marcia's wounds.

Frustrated, Junon shouts "What did you do to this place?!"

"I c-can explain..."

Marcia tries to calm Junon down, while Medusa is enjoying the show in the background.

Edited by josh6243 on Feb 17th 2020 at 5:53:34 AM

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Hayley: Oooh! Is that the time machine?

Edited by AndyLA on Feb 17th 2020 at 11:07:30 AM

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"Yep! Don't spend too long inside. It's a doozy..."

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[Hayley goes to peek inside the TARDIS]

Hayley: Ooohh! It's like another apartment inside the apartment!

[at the same time, the doorbell rings]

(adding markup for Hayley to differentiate from me)

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Medusa answers the door.

"   Who is it?   "

[on the other side is a young adult male Jack Black-type human, with a guitar case on his back]

???: Um... I came for the ad looking for musicians for a wedding, is this the right place?

Edited by AndyLA on Feb 20th 2020 at 10:08:12 AM

Satan glances at the returning tropers.

"I do not appreciate being left with babysitting duty."

Pouting at Satan, Marcia grumbles, "I'm not that young..."

"   Chey's wedding?   " asks the Rider servant in confusion.

Medusa shouts at Chey. "   Oi! There's someone here to see you!   "

Edited by josh6243 on Feb 17th 2020 at 7:06:37 AM