ITT: We Have All Become Pokémon

"Es ist alles gut, dass du mich nicht bemerkt hast, aber es macht mir das Gefühl, dass eine schöne Frau wie du mir glauben würde, dass ich ein Perverser bin. Wir müssen mehr reden."

"I heard "perverser". That's German for "pervert", right? Oh God, I shouldn't have mentioned the Machoke."

"Halten Sie Ihre Zunge, wenn Sie kein Deutsch sprechen."

"Was?" Finley says, suddenly jumping in. "Halt die Klappe!"

*Morbitesse whispers something to F.*

"Pay him no heed, he vas not talking about you."

*At last, Morbitesse decides to acknowledge Andy.*

"Nein, ich glaube, wir reden schon genug, danke. Und besides, if you haf made remarks like that before, little one, I do not see vhy you must say them to me in a language nobody else understands. I beliefe eferyone knows vhat you are trying anyhow."

"a-aber, ich sprache etwas Deutsch..."

"Anyway, hey Frau. Missed your ha- I MEAN, I missed meeting you here!"

edited 30th Jun '17 6:06:10 AM by fdiaperhead

"...um, thank you...Miss Morbitesse."

[I can barely contain my excitement: I dart off towards the room by the staircase, giggling like a raving lunatic. It was...it was right there! I could've looked in there and pilfered some paper and pencils...]

[I throw open the door and immediately get to work finding what I want.]

"Well, about the group. I didn't really find out much about them, though I know they really wanted to fight for some reason. The leader was acting all important, so maybe there's some talk about them with your whole... psychic communication network or something."

Mila waves a paw in the air vacuously to underline her last statement.

"Anyways, we really do appreciate all the help you gave us."

Under her breath, Mila looks over to Andy and mutters in a foreign tongue.

"Și ce este cu furnica eia? Cât vrea cu toatul de femmeie?"

edited 29th Jun '17 9:26:11 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

Andy stepped in on the conversation. "Trotzdem habe ich Angst, dass wir weg sein müssen. Wir müssen trainieren, wenn wir uns verteidigen wollen." He flashed a glance toward Mila, then a glare at the Frau. "Und die, die wir lieben."

Andy added, in response to Mila, "Nu credeți că puteți scăpa în România în mijlocul acestei conversații din Germania. Dreapta?"

edited 29th Jun '17 9:33:15 PM by TacoBadger

Dana has no clue what anyone's saying, though she gets the feeling it should make her mad at Andy.

Beldum is in a far corner of the foyer, and has been there since the group entered. While they appear to be looking in the general direction of the group, they've done nothing to acknowledge the group's presence.

[the dreams... darn it... i think i should've followed Fin and the others back to Frau's place... i bet she as a psychic would know a thing or two about these dreams...]

"Hey, everyone," Oz called out to the group in the town outskirts. "I think I should catch up with the others going to Morbitesse's manor. I wanna ask her about my weird dreams..."

*Jani pops up around the time Oz leaves, having finished the second hole, curious about how this "Frau" might help her with her own dreams*

Done! *Jani looks back at the two sizeable holes by the trail, just sitting there open and obvious, and having no way of filling them on her own*

ＩＴＴ：私たちはドイツ語で話すポケットモンスターになった。

edited 30th Jun '17 5:43:33 AM by sarysa

*Meanwhile, at Teller's Bar...*

Lars bursts in, followed shortly by his crew. Correction: he impotently tries to kick the door, only to realise it's too sturdy for him and he's far too short; thus, Max rolls her eyes and opens it for him.

In any case, the three of them stroll in, with Lars once again swinging his arms wide. "Attention everybody! I'm told this joint is a real happenin' kind of place, as they say, so I've come to ask an even realer important question!"

The various bar patrons stare at him in silence.

"...Huh. Real hospitable town, huh?" he says, as Max and Bash look cautiously at each other, shrugging.

*Teller looks up at the commotion by the door, and his reads immediately identify the trio as your typical outside-the-barrier rabble*

*but as they clearly seem to be aware of their surroundings, he recognizes someone must have let them in. He eventually acknowledges them, albeit begrudgingly, and not looking in their direction as he cleans some mugs*

I'm sure your sponsor already told you this, but this is a civilized town, and this old bar is no exception. *he says this mainly to get one of them to think about who exactly granted them access to the town* I'll mind you not to break anything while here.

*he then follows up with* What business do you have in Orichalcum? *with no humans around, Teller speaks his normal Pokemon equivalent of the Mid-Atlantic accent*

[well, since no one's complaining, might as well go head out, then.] Oz thought to himself.

> In the way to the Manor, Oz just realized something. The town is hidden from the outside, and he forgot where exactly is the town barrier to enter from.

"Uh..."

edited 30th Jun '17 6:55:03 AM by anza_sb

>F is confused by the languages Andy is speaking. They mutter something under their breath.

"Ich verstehe nicht. Sumpah. Gue gak ngerti."

>They turn to Frau Morbitesse and Eliot.

"So, um, would you mind recapping me?"

edited 30th Jun '17 8:01:26 AM by fdiaperhead

Cyk comes out of the cave, with blood on his hands....

"I need a moment".

edited 30th Jun '17 8:03:01 AM by CyberController

*Jani looks at Cyk with a mix of shock and confusion* What the...I mean, they ambushed us and all but...did you...?

"Oh, I got in a fight with some dark types. They wanted to use the Cherubi to create a Spiritomb. Accidentally killed a Weavile with a Moonblast."

"I just need to wash myself. I'm fine"

Cyk is clearly not fine. Not even the Cherubi following him can make him feel better.

edited 30th Jun '17 8:32:40 AM by CyberController

[darn it... where should i go to?????] Oz mutters under his breath.

> Suddenly, a stray Natu flies from out of nowhere, stopping at about two meters near where Oz is. They hop around in excitement, as if trying to tell Oz which way to go to Orichalcum.

"...huh."

> Without hesitation, Oz follows the little Natu's footsteps into the invisible barrier leading to the Psychic town.

the Natu here is not Neiti; they're just a random Natu.

(The whole time, I have dozed back off and am unaware of everything that is going on)

"They wanted to create a spiritomb? That's edgy."

*Jani dispenses with tact when addressing Cyk, given the urgency of the situation* Well, before we all end up covered in blood, could you help make these holes less conspicuous?

*she leans in the direction of two 4' diameter, 12' deep holes on either side of the trail the fighting trio took* This thing can dig holes like you wouldn't believe, but it'd take way too long to even attempt to lay branches and leaves over them!

"Sponsor? Business? Oh, puh-leez!" Lars says, literally waving off Tellers' concerns. The dragon was oozing with cockiness, which was evidently not lost on Max, who very slowly began to drag her hand down her face.

Lars swaggers up to the bar, motioning for Max to lift him up to the top of the counter, which she does. Bash stifles a chuckle at the sight.

"Mental-man, d'ya even know who y'talkin' to? I'm only the son of Merqury, king of Hoard! Which means..." he continues, turning to address everyone else in the bar, starting to sound like a corny game show host, "That there's a lot of money in store for whoever can answer my question! And my question is this... where are the humans? Or... ex-humans, whatever."

edited 30th Jun '17 9:39:21 AM by PresidentStalkeyes