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NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
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#551: Oct 1st 2019 at 5:45:00 PM

Top fucking kek, lads. I managed to replicate a bug from the beta in the release version.

If you have a fancy mouse with more than three buttons, don't bind any of them to "use inventory item", or at least have an alternate bind for that one on your keyboard. Otherwise, it'll lock half of your controls (weapons, inventory items and interaction mostly) until you fast-travel, die or use the keyboard bind to un-fuck the situation.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#552: Oct 1st 2019 at 6:10:29 PM

Damn, I ran into that bug on the console. The same general set of fixes though.

Its my left thumbstick which is really damn annoying when you are trying to creep and do fine aiming.

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NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#553: Oct 4th 2019 at 4:06:25 AM

So I was watching a stream of the game yesterday and the guy was two missions farther than me.

Turned out, I Knew It!: I predicted the Face–Heel Turn correctly because of... the armor. I noticed that the Wolves' vests have unusual angled PALS on the chest. The "Social Call" clue just confirmed my suspicions.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
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SgtRicko Since: Jul, 2009
#555: Oct 4th 2019 at 5:55:42 AM

Nice live-action release trailer. Still a shame you can't play with the other Ghost team members yet.

NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
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#556: Oct 4th 2019 at 6:09:40 PM

This game contains the vilest, dumbest, most annoying and absolutely worst case of 20 Bear Asses since a long time.

There are at least two side missions, "Natural Medicine" and "Gone Fishin'", that send you looking for particular in-world resources. In the former, Dead Star mushrooms, in the latter, metal parts, gold and jade, and gems. In both, you get directions that are not merely broad-stroke, but wildly fucking incorrect. For example, you pick up "Natural Medicine" in Infinity and you're told to look for the mushrooms near "high cliffs". Which is absolute fucking bullshit, because the fucking shrooms grow in mountain forests on the opposite side of the fucking island, right in the fucking Whalers' Bay! Exact same shit happens no less than TWICE with Gone Fishin'. While you can deal with stage one by scrapping useless firearms, you're told to look for jade on the riverbanks and gold in old, abandoned mines. Which is absolute horsefuckery, because there are no "old abandoned mines", and both jade and gold are found in or near streams in two very specific provinces, namely New Argyll and Whalers' Bay. And then, after you're tired and infuriated with this kind of running-in-circles wild-goose-chase BULLSHIT, that particular cockjockey, who miraculously hauled his ass from Mount Hodgson to Whalers' Bay, tells you to look for the gems in two particular spots of Whalers' Bay and takes off to Sinking Country. And you know what?

OF FUCKING COURSE THAT ADVICE IS ABSOLUTE STINKING ROTTEN BULLSHIT! If you go through the entire place, you will find jack smack shit. Nothing, zilch, nada, bubkes. I had to look the fucking thing on Youtube and you know what? Those gems are, once again, in an entirely fucking different province!

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#557: Oct 4th 2019 at 10:29:26 PM

Your fury amuses me. Yeah that is pretty damn bad though.

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slimcoder The Head of the Hydra Since: Aug, 2015
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#558: Oct 5th 2019 at 4:36:21 AM

Heh this video of the glitches in Breakpoint is funny. [lol]

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Imca (Veteran)
#559: Oct 5th 2019 at 1:51:56 PM

I am not sure I understand the point of gear score at all, it does so little that its.... why was it even included? Coprate mandate? It does nothing to make me want to loot more when like I have to swap out the attachments on all my guns whenever I get a new one....

Hell if my upgrades transfer between the same model of gun, why don't they make my attacments do that, so that if I put a laser on my PDR, and some nice forest camo... and I find a better PDR, the new PDR has those already without me having to go into the gunsmith yet AGIAN.

NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
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#560: Oct 5th 2019 at 2:10:17 PM

It makes your enemies dumber.

The higher your Gear Score, the slower your opponents react. Particularly elites.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Imca (Veteran)
#561: Oct 5th 2019 at 2:21:53 PM

Is that it?

Can I just like, quit replacing my guns?

SgtRicko Since: Jul, 2009
#562: Oct 5th 2019 at 7:08:57 PM

You could if you wish, but sneaking into the more complex bases will become a bigger chore since the guards detection range will be greatly increased. It might also buff the drones HP and increase the amount of Wolves deployed to your location once a call for reinforcements is made.

And to give an example where it can become frustrating, Walker's main base happens to be defended by a Behemoth drone you must destroy in order to gain access to the main building where he resides. And guess how much of a racket will be created trying to take one of those things down?

NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
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#563: Oct 6th 2019 at 5:42:24 AM

I tried to destroy a Behemoth at gear level 100. SOLO. Still spent an obscene amount of explosives, switching between rockets and Mk 1 grenades, had to dodge all the time and it took me at least four tries. The first one involving an Opheis gunship.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
SgtRicko Since: Jul, 2009
#564: Oct 8th 2019 at 10:49:56 AM

ACG once again has a solid review, and it seems to reflect the internet's general consensus: you'll (probably) like the game if you enjoyed Wildlands and have some friends to play with, but if not, avoid, or wait for a steep discount.

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Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
#565: Oct 8th 2019 at 3:11:34 PM

Sounds about right to me.

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JerekLaz Since: Jun, 2014
#566: Oct 9th 2019 at 4:57:51 AM

So.... is this a prequel to Horizon Zero Dawn? evil grin

Kotaku's review / opinion on it seems to sum up the frustrations, albeit getting some core facts wrong (Referring to Bolivian villages as Mexican, then saying the portrayal was racist; complaining that the soldiers spoke like jocks, despite not being full of cliched one liners)

Will likely get this on PC when it gets a sale then - when all the DLC is out or they've fixed central mechanics. I do quite like what I see buuuuut so much backlog. I imagine it'll go through a few Division esque redesigns as well.

Which is why these monetised games are so frustrating - the semi online element means the whole system could be different than the boxed game 6 months down the line.

SgtRicko Since: Jul, 2009
#567: Oct 9th 2019 at 5:36:08 AM

[up]Just goes to show the public doesn't actually know what modern U.S. military jargon sounds like. A pity that it's a bunch of the big-name reviewers, that only means their misconceptions will spread further.

Imca (Veteran)
#568: Oct 9th 2019 at 2:19:40 PM

I mean, you dont even need to know that...

Your pulling people out of the end of high school, ones that are very physically fit.

Where would they be if not the military? Frat boys and Sorority Sisters.

NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
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#569: Oct 12th 2019 at 1:34:20 PM

I'm thinking that I saw the raid boss in one of the cutscenes. The one where Skell introduces Paula Madera to Walker has Walker point at a big black flying drone and ask "Is this one ready?" with the response being "It needs a couple more months". Considering that the cutscene shows all sorts of drone-related shenanigans including a short demonstration of Legion doing its Ramming Always Works schtick, it might be Foreshadowing, but I'm not sure.

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archonspeaks Since: Jun, 2013
#570: Oct 12th 2019 at 7:00:22 PM

Interestingly, despite the characters in Wildlands being roundly panned by reviewers, people with military backgrounds thought it was spot on. It’s a shame they listened to the reviewers for the sequel.

They should have sent a poet.
JerekLaz Since: Jun, 2014
#571: Oct 13th 2019 at 10:07:42 AM

Watched one review that did state the game isn't a total disaster - the mechanics overall are fine, the story is "fine"; the lack of ending is a slight issue, clearly leaving it open for XPA Cs.

Still, gameplay does look good and has some improved mechanics over the original.

NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
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#572: Oct 16th 2019 at 2:19:28 AM

The more I look at this game, the more my "Ubisoft, you never cease to disappoint!" quote checks out.

I posted on the Support forum that one of the Ubisoft Club rewards cannot be unlocked as it's not present on the Club Rewards page. The CM who replied seemed just as confused. This, of course, is just one of broken things that should unlock but don't, and the deeper I go into the game, the more of them I find.

That and, as I'm discovering the game's plot, the trailers look like absolute bullshit. The farther from release they are, the more bullshit they are.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
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#573: Dec 31st 2019 at 11:19:12 AM

Mon Dieu, I am deaded.

About a month ago, Ubisoft realized how irreparably fuckstupid their Season Pass system was. Which means, everyone received all the rewards from the first two Season Passes, and the system was shut down for extensive rework.

Now, I do hope you realize that Season Pass 1 contained helicopters with guided missiles, and Season Pass 2 contained a special reskinned APC. And everyone got them. Along with some ill-conceived weapon blueprints.

Additionally, the mystery of Skell Glasses has been solved: they're a reward for doing the Raid for the first time. And yes, the big-ass black flying drone is a raid boss.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
#574: Dec 31st 2019 at 3:43:50 PM

Well now. I already had the helo with the guided missiles though. Two different types in fact. Haven't done a raid yet though. Every time I connect to Ubisofts server system it makes my internet shit the bed. It only does it with breakpoint. I can play war thunder and sniper elite IV just fine. So no raids for me.

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Imca (Veteran)
#575: Dec 31st 2019 at 3:51:09 PM

What BR are you in warthunder, down to party some time?

Gar and I play as well.


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