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> Listen in on the conversation.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The Tranquil Knight
Sorry about that, had to take care of some bidness. Risky Bidness.
>Call out to General and Succubus Princess.
You do so and don't get a response from either.
> Look for the Incubus General.
You wander in the direction of the Incubus General's voice. Eventually you come to the edge of a small clearing, in the middle is a makeshift campfire, with Incubus marching back and forth just past it. It would appear that you've caught him in the middle of a breakdown.
> Listen in on the conversation.
"Ohgodohfuckohlord why?! I can't go back to the kingdom now! If I go back they'll kill me! I LET THE PRINCESS GET KIDNAPPED TWICE! Oh fuck why am I even out I'm not a fighter! I don't even wear pants the majority of the time! I can't rescue the goddamn princess! If I go after the princess: I DIE! IF I GO BACK HOME WITHOUT HER, I DIE! IF I GO HOME AND THEY FIND OUT SHE DIED OR SOMETHING, I'LL BE LUCKY IF THEY KILL ME! Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod..."
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
>Comfort sadfriend.
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
>Comfort sadfriend.
You walk into the clearing, ready to offer some words of encouragement to the lust demon. Once he becomes aware of your presence however, he let's out a rather girlish scream and maintains a few seconds of awkward eye contact and silence with you. After a minute of this he lets out a defeated sigh and sits down next to the fire.
"So, you ever been stuck as far down a river without a paddle as I am right now?"
edited 6th Nov '16 9:05:22 PM by Tranquilis
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Don't step on the flowers.
> Why did the Dragon Princess attack us? And now we have to save Succubus Princess AGAIN? I hope she's okay...
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
>Considering at least one of the Dragon Princesses is out to keep that princess kidnapped, and we're too low level to be more than a toy for her...
>WELL, WE TRIED. LET'S SAVE ANOTHER PRINCESS! 
>We'll come back and save that hottie later.
edited 7th Nov '16 3:09:00 AM by RandomWriter413
see you, space cowboy.
>Ask Incubus General what happened after you passed out.
edited 7th Nov '16 5:53:43 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
> Why did the Dragon Princess attack us? And now we have to save Succubus Princess AGAIN? I hope she's okay...
"Hell if I know. The only reason we have on why they kidnapped the princesses in the first place is 'because their mom told them too.'"
>Considering at least one of the Dragon Princesses is out to keep that princess kidnapped, and we're too low level to be more than a toy for her...
>WELL, WE TRIED. LET'S SAVE ANOTHER PRINCESS!
>We'll come back and save that hottie later.
"Right, you knights were gunning to save all of them..."
>Ask Incubus General what happened after we passed out.
"Well, you fell into a crumpled mess on the ground, honestly surprised you weren't just a pile of charred ashes after eating a fireball to the face, and the Dragon Princess simply reached down and grabbed the Succubus Princess. While she was distracted I picked you up and threw you into the back of a caravan parked nearby. The horse was surprisingly calm despite the situation and I got us out to... wherever the hell we are now. It was a very 'fight or flight' situation, I was just riding as fast as I could to get out of there."
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
>"Did you see where she went?"
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
>"Did you see where she went?"
"I don't even know where the hell we are. We Incubi might have a resistance to fire, but I'm not hunting for a fight with a dragon, I just got out of there as fast as I could."
edited 7th Nov '16 6:09:05 AM by Tranquilis
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
>Well, as much as I wish the contrary, there's nothing we can do about it right now. Go to bed and wait for morning.
Long live the New Bev.
Braids From S286 Not Included
> Roll up in your sleeping roll and call it a night.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The Tranquil Knight
>Well, as much as I wish the contrary, there's nothing we can do about it right now. Go to bed and wait for morning.
> Roll up in your sleeping roll and call it a night.
Seeing no other things to do at the moment, you tell the Incubus General good night and head back to the caravan and curl up in your sleeping roll. The exhaustion from today's events catch up to you, and you fall asleep instantly.
A while later, you can hear birds chirping and can make out faint sunlight drifting into your caravan.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
>Now that it's brighter out, greet Incubus General and view surroundings.
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
>Now that it's brighter out, greet Incubus General and view surroundings.
Stepping out of the caravan, you're able to clearly see where you are now. You're in a forest, tall green trees looking over you. There appear to be no roads or landmarkers in the immediate area. It would appear that Incubus did get you two pretty lost. Incubus isn't near the caravan, but you find him in the clearing he was in last night, looking over his now burnt-out fire. You greet him.
"Mornin'. You got any plans? I don't have anything 'sides finding Succubus Princess, but I don't have any clue where to find her now, so it looks like I'm following your lead."
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
Incubus General joined your party!... AGAIN!
>Try to find your way out of the forest.
Long live the New Bev.
Red Like Santa
>Look for anything interesting in the forest.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Braids From S286 Not Included
> Climb a tree to see if there's anything beyond the forest.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The Tranquil Knight
>Incubus General joined your party!... AGAIN!
Yep! Incubus is now officially part of the club and he'll follow your lead from here on out.
>Try to find your way out of the forest.
>Look for anything interesting in the forest.
> Climb a tree to see if there's anything beyond the forest.
With a boost from Incubus, you climb onto the top of one the nearby trees and take a look around. You spy towers dotting the land a long ways off from you current location, a nearby mountain with what appears to be a cave in the side, a column of smoke coming from a part of the forest a few miles away, and a massive, black tower reaching above the clouds even farther away. Which would you like to inquire about?
We've also reached the fun part of this adventure where I start using RANDOM NUMBER GENERATORS! to determine what princess will show up in a tower. It'll be like Schrodingers Cat. But with princesses!
edited 7th Nov '16 7:28:11 AM by Tranquilis
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
>That big tower looks serious. I assume that's where the Dragons reside?
Long live the New Bev.
Braids From S286 Not Included
> Ask about the towers. Maybe there are princesses there?
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The Tranquil Knight
>That big tower looks serious. I assume that's where the Dragons reside?
You throw your questions down to Incubus and he answers as best he can.
"That giant tower is likely the Dragon Queen's, smack dab in the center of the continent. It's best that we probably give that place a very large berth for now."
> Ask about the towers. Maybe there are princesses there?
"That's most likely the case. It's referred to as the 'Grand Tower Kingdom' because of how many of the damn things there are, nobody even knows where they came from. The Dragon Princesses just made use of natural geography in this situation."
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
>Point to the tower closest to us and ask if he knows who's in there.
Long live the New Bev.
Braids From S286 Not Included
> What about the smoke?
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
> Look for the Incubus General.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"