Hunger Games Simulator

It's all up to you now, Randolph! ...and really, did that murder you witness as a child traumatize you that much, or is it because of the Hunger Games? Randolph, Y U become Cute and Psycho nao?

Please stop nominating Zechs. I know you want to see him win, and we all want to get a win, but almost EVERY SECOND SEASON is a bit much.

No matesprit for you, Mituna!

I agree. He already became the champion in Season 122.

edited 9th Apr '17 11:37:10 AM by TroperNo9001

What makes this more funny and/or disturbing is that Oyster and SJ are about 8 months old by the end of the series, and seem to be about 8-9 as far as age goes.

I think that there should be a rule about not re-electing tributes that previously got a podium (outside of the all star seasons, of course)

I've already made this a rule for myself, even though I occasionally go through awave of Toad Patrol tributes, I've stopped entering Earth Star, Elf Cup, Fur Foot, etc...

Maybe it could only be for a certain number of games, though. That'd be alright.

I make it a personal rule to 1) nominate those who have never been and is unlikely to be nominated again and 2) not nominate anyone twice, whether they get a podium or not.

edited 9th Apr '17 1:09:40 PM by fdiaperhead

Yeah, I made a rule that I can only post a tribute twice, then I'll take a 10-15 season break before nominating them again.

I used to nominate Roman Torchwick and Flowey a lot, but I think it stopped being funny. So I haven't done it recently.

I'm in agreement with everyone here. As much as I'd like to resubmit Dan Hibiki, since he's in the podium finishers for the Hall of Fame for one of the Battle Royales I'm waiting until he isn't a podium finisher in any Battle Royale before I use him again.

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey V - Life or Death Struggle to Seize the Future (FM)

NIGHT TWO

• I don't blame Ned, he sure is handsome.
• Pelo takes after Bear Grylls.
• Oyster and Mituna turn out to be related.
• The Kid does something underage.
• Klonoa/Smol Nozomi
• Candle Jack: We are number one!
• Dogmeat facepaws.

DAY THREE

• Super Smash Bros. Announcer Voice: Xander gets pwned!
• Oyster won't ever live this one down.
• Huh, they have surprisingly good rock music.
• Candle Jack: Epic Rap Battles of History! Me vs Taira!
• Klonoa hugs his "mother".
• The Spy has a Darth Vader moment.

FALLEN TRIBUTES

Didn't know Fumikado could rap.

So much for Luke's unbreakable skin. And it seems that Kilgrave's been a bad influence on Jessica.

I'm glad this is one of the more entertaining games for me. This is the most fun I've had in a while.

In regular seasons, I only renominate tributes that don't get picked during the previous reapings. I don't have a plan yet for the amount of seasons that would pass before I renominate someone who has fought before, but I think 20-25 seasons would be enough waiting time.

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey V - Life or Death Struggle to Seize the Future

NIGHT THREE

• Candle Jack: Oh Squidward, why won't you love me...
• Ika shows Taira the goods.
• Yeah he paged you!
• Must be a boring documentary.
• Yellow Pearl/Jessica Jones
• Zechs manages to kill a Humongous Mecha.
• Poor skunk.
• Blue Pearl hugs her "mother".
• Dogmeat has a family reunion.

DAY FOUR

• Blue Pearl and her "mother" have a falling out.
• Stop Squidward, I'm laughing!
• Klonoa wins a drinking contest.
• Candle Jack: Nice hammer. MINE!
• A can of food hugs his "mother".
• Cronus is a Mr. Fanservice.
• Several tributes trip out.

FALLEN TRIBUTES

edited 9th Apr '17 5:28:10 PM by TheGamechanger

Cronus why.

What are you doing.

Stop it.

Well I guess Oyster killed Cleopatra, the only skunk in Toad Patrol.

Also, the only time I ever resubmit tributes twice in quick succession is when I honestly feel that they were screwed over.

For example, Beaches debut was met with much hype, but it was killed in the bloodbath. So I took it upon myself to resubmit it next season.

And that is how Beach promptly died in the day 1 massacre of season 83.

Next update will be the last one before I go to bed.

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey V - Last Boss (FM)

NIGHT FOUR

• Huh, they have surprisingly good rock music.
• Oyster hugs her "father".
• SpongeBob/Taira
• I think it's safe to say that Klonoa is our Cute and Psycho tribute once again this season.
• Candle Jack: You can't punch me, it's Opposite Day!

DAY FIVE

• Candle Jack: Wow, you guys are really good at poker!
• Oyster feels the love.
• Poor Slippery Jack.
• The Pearls tap-dance.
• SpongeBob has a Darth Vader moment.

FALLEN TRIBUTES

• Erebus: Toad Patrol. I'm going to eat a Toad Patrol!
• And the Flying Dutchman ate Squidward.

edited 9th Apr '17 9:36:07 PM by TheGamechanger

Well, Mituna, I don't blame you at all. Considering that a beach was present earlier...

WELP HERE'S THAT THING THAT THE GAME HAS LIKED TO DO LATELY WHERE IT JUST KILLS OFF MY TRIBUTES IN ONE DAY

LIKE THANKS GAME THIS IS REALLY HELPING WITH MY ANXIETY ATTACK.

A Gundam-sized blanket! Could make like at least 48 tents, one for each tribute, assuming they're all cooperating instead of killing each other.

It probably says something about Jessica if even Klonoa, the season's obligatory Cute and Psycho tribute, runs from her.

Now that's the Randolph I know!

Last update before I go to bed.

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey V - Last Boss

NIGHT FIVE

• Candle Jack: Oh, oh! My turn!
• Zechs makes a Gundam but Blue Pearl defeats it.
• What, can't handle the cajun cooking?
• Spy also defeats a Gundam.
• He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named also has a turn at the photos.
• What neck?
• Bastion/SpongeBob

DAY SIX

• Zechs becomes a smashing success.
• Candle Jack: Wheee-hee-hee! That was fun!
• Who used to live in a pineapple and is now six feet under the seafloor? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
• Klonoa continues to be Cute and Psycho.

FALLEN TRIBUTES

edited 9th Apr '17 9:35:51 PM by TheGamechanger

Huh... never knew Spy had Super-Strength the whole time.