Hunger Games Simulator

One last custom event since I think that's enough suggestions for now.

Behold, our first Homestuck death event, inspired specifically from Jack Noir's Jailbreak Adventure:

• You can't be (Player1) because (he/she1)'s dead. But it does serves as an excellent cutaway from (Player2) killing (Player3) over it.

(Player3 killed Player1, if that isn't obvious.)

But doesn't Player 2 kill Player 3 as well?

Also, pretty slow day here at the Hunger Games...

Yes. If it isn't clear, Player2 is killing Player3 for killing Player1.

Still in classes. Standby.

I'd like to suggest an event, if that's still possible at this moment:

(Player1) tries to be (Player2), but (Player1) cannot be (Player2) because (Player3) is too busy being (Player4).

There's heavy winds happening at my place, so it's causing my internet connection to occasionally act up. Just a heads up to let you know.

Sorry, have to go do something else. This probably won't be done till evening. It's been a busy week.

Don't you just love it when your computer always makes sure to wipe out at least half your progress?

Anyway, stuff's done, but I forgot the new events, my bad. I have them all gathered in one place, so I can repost them in one go once they're cleaned up. Will be sending the pics soon, unless you want a redo? Input is the slowest part, for me anyway.

Also, I added Athena and Loki as my own tributes.

EDIT: And sent!

edited 8th Mar '17 4:56:10 PM by DatLonerGirl

I think you may have to redo it with the new events. I don't think anybody here is particularly found of those suicide pacts anyway.

edited 8th Mar '17 5:08:59 PM by TheGamechanger

I don't think we should take things for granted here. Compiling stuff is actually kinda draining after awhile.

We can always remove them next season.

I started panicking during lunch because I realized I hadn't checked this since Tuesday and I was all "I must have missed so much!!!"

Welp.

Well, it's tied one to one, but it's been a good while. It'd be easier to just start, right?

Yeah, after mulling it over for a bit I've decided to just use the vanilla season I was sent.

Update is coming soon.

Be Gamzee?

==> No

==> HELL NO

edited 9th Mar '17 2:20:03 PM by TheGamechanger

Oh wait, crap. When you said that, I hadn't realized I apparently did a season with no events. It must have refreshed or something.

I should really just stick to taking screenshots. Sorry guys, but apparently I am incapable of typing in a bunch of names.

EDIT: Holy crap, I just found a way to paste in all the names without retyping. Just a sec...

EDIT 2: Fixed and sent! Sorry, didn't look closely enough. I only added a few new event though, to save time.

edited 9th Mar '17 1:07:17 PM by DatLonerGirl

The first real update is coming soon, but just for the heck of it here's the first game for the curious:

• The Reaping◊
• The Bloodbath◊
• Day One◊
• Fallen Tributes◊
• Night One◊
• Day Two◊
• Fallen Tributes◊
• Night Two◊
• Day Three◊
• Fallen Tributes◊
• Night Three◊
• Day Four◊
• Fallen Tributes◊
• Night Four◊
• Day Five◊
• Fallen Tributes◊
• Night Five◊
• The Feast◊
• Day Six◊
• Arena Event◊
• Fallen Tributes◊
• Night Six◊
• The Winner◊
• Placements◊
• Summary◊
• Statistics◊

You are now Gamzee and just selected the following battle music for the first update of this season of the Hunger Games Simulation:

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey Untold - Ecstasy (FM)

Gamzee is tired of the narration and TAKES IT OVER!

THE REAPING◊

THE BLOODBATH◊

• HONK.
• Ooooohhhh... What juicy secrets are hidden away there? HONK!
• YELLOW, YOU DID A TREE-MENDOUS JOB! HAHAHAHAHA!
• HONK.

DAY ONE◊

• Space Oddity has a toothache? DON'T WORRY, A FELLOW TRIBUTE KNOWS THE CURE TO THAT!
• HONK.
• Well, Metallix did call himself a god...
• HONK.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

Gamzee stopped narrating.

Yeah, the tuna event is Feast-only and the (Player2) part of the new custom events needs fixing after this season.

==> Be Caliborn

edited 9th Mar '17 2:42:21 PM by TheGamechanger

I'm sorry, but that narration is illegible. And assuming it's a reference to something, completely lost on anyone not familiar with it.

HOW DID BOTH OF MY TRIBUTES DIE IN THE BLOODBATH?!?!?

Also, that text is really not good for my eyes...

Looks like Shepard can't swim in the armor he got. Also, dammit Goku, after scoring second in the test season you have the nerve to die in bloodbath?

For everybody complaining, that was Gamzee's first style of typing in Homestuck. I changed it to his other style.

edited 9th Mar '17 2:20:34 PM by TheGamechanger

Oh my god, they killed Yellow!

So I'm at school and can't see the screens - how're my tributes hanging?

They're still alive.

Yey ^_^

Hopefully the DR characters' luck holds out, assuming they made it in.

Clover used Avada Kedavra?! Is Mister Seedrick Cedric up to his old tricks again, taking a leaf from Voldemort's spellbook?!