Mila
- "Snake! I told you, that wall costs millions to build, we have to stop breaking it or our game will go over budget."
- Chell dropped a portal at the bottom of a nearby river, and another above Susano. I'm sure he'll be fine.
- Owl's into Yuri.
- Clothes are stolen, and pocket sand is thrown.
- Giantdad does what he needs to when Giantmom isn't around.
- Capitalism reaps its rewards, minor as they may be.
- A barbeque and a party, where Konngara is the piñata.
- Snake needs to forget the cost of that wall.
- "You cannot hit me, the glorious incandescence of the sun will protect me from your snowballs!"
edited 15th Feb '17 4:59:32 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more often
May be Stupendous Man
Rest in peace Smol Nozomi. The snow has melted.
Insert something clever here
Cult Leader
Finally, One of my tributes scored a kill.
“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
Of course, one of my tributes is the only fatality this update. Well played, simulator. :/
Braids From S286 Not Included
Damn, Ragna... what could've driven you to betray Konngara like that?
Cure Magical and GRAND DAD have been hanging out a lot. She's in love with him right?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
She's going to appear in a High Quality Rip, isn't she?
The League of Heroes
Finally got caught up on the antics. Shame that Jungo died, but at least Nanashi's doing pretty well for himself. Sucks that his camp got TP'd, though.
Mila
One last post for the night.
- Chell is a silent and efficient killer, GLaDOS must have gotten into her head.
- This conversation is all talking, no listening.
- You probably shouldn't have sold those explosives to McGillis, capitalism. Ragna is an unfortunate casualty.
- Prima has finished their guide, and begins handing it out to some tributes.
- What's the lore on that, Vaati?
- I'm pretty sure that won't grow back.
- The dads race sleds, but let scrappy win for fear of disembowelment.
- Communism waited until it could get a guide for everyone, I guess.
- Azura makes Tritannus do her dirty work, whether he wants to or not.
- I'm pretty sure that training should be the other way around ...
- Chell continues her psychotic rampage. Someone get her a companion cube, stat!
- Shadow is not a good alchemist, and probably gave the poor rabbit scarlet fever.
- Heart has lost his mind, as well as the rest of his head.
- Pangolin shield takes it slow, like usual.
I need to update these things more often
Someone
"HIDEBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" [Heart dies]
Braids From S286 Not Included
Lots of rescues and guides lately...
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Okay, legit question for anyone who'll answer: why is my luck at this game so damn abysmal? I mean, it's like the Simulator actively wants my tributes to do nothing but perform ineptly and die unceremoniously, and it's starting to get extremely disheartening.
PINNACLE OF MAN
You're not the only one (there's Infinity Ryujin), so I'd like to give you advice: ignore it.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Get heckin crabbed
I'm starting to think I used up all my luck in one go.
Also, is that a solar powered robot?
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
I'unno, I've been lucky recently. But I know my luck won't last.
Jedi of the Old Republic
Corrin, no!
Curse you, Chell!
What is this "signature" of which people speak?
Could you not
Nooooooo!
Oy!
Mila
- Scrappy doesn't want to play Leonid's games, and pays the price.
- Peep Beep Meme Creep has taken karate classes, apparently.
- While Cure Magical is getting ready to fall asleep, Owl is just waking up.
- GRAND DAD can't kill a shield through gunfire.
- Communism: Sex for everyone!
- Susano pretends to be a hollow to avoid detection.
- GRAND DAD... how could you?
- Giantdad... how could you?
- The shield looks for something to recharge with.
- Chell and Yanukovych are disillusioned with communism after last night.
- Uh oh, hopefully there's a Cure for that.
- There's definitely no cure for that, though.
edited 16th Feb '17 9:03:06 AM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more often
Could you not
Great, now my other tribute's dead.
Oy!
I'm down to just Snake.
Hopefully he can sneak his way into first place.
I'm noticing he's spending a lot of time around rivers and creeks. Maybe he's actually Liquid Snake.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
shrug, there was 1 reserve team this season, people will be complaining about their reserve teams not getting in for a long time at this rate. Also, forgive the double post, but I'll be doing the next update as the page topper.
edited 15th Feb '17 4:49:28 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more often