Hunger Games Simulator

Just for Fun we can guess their elemental typings in these events:

• (Player1) writes a slash in which (Player2) and (Player3) are Skylanders.
• (Player1) writes a slash in which (Player2) and (Player3) are Pokémon.

edited 4th Jan '17 11:23:28 PM by TheGamechanger

WAIT A MINUTE.

Team Flamboyant Disney Villains: Gaston◊ and Ratcliffe.◊

Team Church: Kandi◊ (she could've been a sorceress, but was holding the map upside down) and Jural Priest.◊

edited 4th Jan '17 11:41:06 PM by arcada188

(Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) are in a filler episode. They do nothing of note.

(Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) are in a filler episode. They participate in a badly written, rushed song.

(Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) are in a filler episode. They spend it all trying to get driver licences.

(Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) are in a filler episode. They spend it fighting giant monsters.

(Player1) and (Player2) try to catch (Player3) in various silly ways and fail every time.

(Player1) kills (Player2) but the big gete star enables (him/her2) to cheat death, how could this be?!

(Player1) kills Metal (Player2). This isn't the last time you've seen of (him/her2)!

Death events:

Metal (Player1) horde swarms and kills (Player2)!

(Player1) hacks the big gete star causing Metal (Player2) to blow up!

Could y'all maybe slow the hell down with all of these crazy-ass event suggestions? It's just a little overwhelming, not to mention that it's starting to get out of hand and the events in question sound utterly ludicrous even by this game's standards.

edited 5th Jan '17 12:23:43 AM by IchigoMontoya

Try to vary events (We don't need a trigintillion different permutations of slash fics), and if you're referencing obscure pop culture make sure it's something that makes sense even if you're unfamiliar with the source material. For example, the Big Smoke order I posted on the previous page specifically is in reference to that meme, but it's also still legible even if you have no idea about it.

Having events centered around the Big Gete Star, on the other hand, only makes sense if you're familiar with that particular movie, not to mention the death events are kinda unworkable. Remember that it's all randomized, so you could get the death event without any prior buildup.

edited 5th Jan '17 12:31:20 AM by Anomalocaris20

I agree with that. When I make a Shout-Out in my custom event, I make sure that it still makes sense in the setting so I won't risk getting Fan Myopia.

We still got room?

This Team Gon Give it to Ya: Peacock◊ and Deadpool.◊

Reserves: NO WEAKNESSES: King Crimson◊ and Killer Queen.◊

eh i'll give it a shot

The Rogue God: Nameless King◊

and his Steed: King of the Storms◊

Is it okay if I host this game?

Sure.

Thanks, it's been 12 hours, so I'll start inputting tributes. Who should make the screens this time?

If it's not too much to ask, I have one request.

Can you do rainbow text for each update the same way I did for last season?

I might try rainbow, and maybe evil for the deaths. I'm defiantly going to put more effort into this season.

Now that I think about it, the fact that I used rainbow for the deaths makes it look like Black Comedy, since it kinda implies that we're happy for the deaths.

I have a idea to add more color to the updates:

Assign each tribute with a specific color. That way, each event that refers to them will use that color. Events with more than one tribute will be a combination of their respective colors.

There's far too many tributes and far too little colors for that, unfortunately.

I'm going to sleep, so I'll have my tributes make some not-quite Pre Ass Kicking One Liners now:

Fear: Why am I here?! There are so many ways to die a horrible death here! I wish I was back at Headquarters now!

Flint Lockwood: Time for me to invent something to impress these tributes...! Hopefully? Here's hoping it doesn't go wrong like last time...

edited 5th Jan '17 8:05:14 AM by TroperNo9001

Might as well throw my own Pre Asskicking One Liners into the ring as well. Got nothing for Mulan and Moana, but Reaper and Widowmaker, on the other hand:

Reaper:    Death walks among you.   

Widowmaker: No one can hide from my sight...

edited 5th Jan '17 9:55:03 AM by IchigoMontoya

Time for mine!

Lusamine: I will shower these Tributes with my love!

Zero 2:    ...   

Nobody wrecks weak tributes like Gaston!

Joseph Oakstar: The next thing you're going to say is "Your little trick isn't going to help you, I am still far stronger than you!"

Less confused female saiyan: Come back after a time skip, two training montages and three powerups, and then maybe you'll have a chance!

Nameless King: -silence-

King Of The Storms: -squawks like a fucktard-

Octodad: "Blurbs of success."

Ridely: "RAWWR!"

Deadpool: Ohohoh, we're doing this again? Didn't you nominate me like 50 times by now?

Peacock: This is gonna be a blast!

Okay, after lots of broken events, the game is ready. Who wants to make the screens?