Hunger Games Simulator

All sent!

Oh, and arcada, the site doesn't accept Cyrillic, so I just listed it as the romanized VID.

Thanks Graf! Just gotta have lunch amd then I'll begin.

Alright guys, say hello to our lovely tributes!◊

Let's begin, shall we?

Bloodbath◊

• Lots of the usual grabbing things and running away.
• Washington decides to kill the duck first. After all, ducks make a fine meal.
• One battle royale is enough for Naegi, thanks.
• A kitty swipes at a bird's beak for some food.

Day 1◊

• A crazy cat lover out there sends Kitty more food. Surely he has plenty now!
• Who can make the more badass pose: VID or Kratos?
• Petrenko and Yuki having a rap battle? I'd love to hear that.
• When forced to kill, Azula goes for the little girl. How cruel.
• Why would someone with the word "vengeance" in their name pick flowers?
• Oooh, karaoke battle,
• Wonder what songs Roman has on his playlist,
• The Flaming Prince bursts into flame. I think.
• Apparently, snowmen cannot berry.
• Arthas kicks Cure Princess' ass but decides she's too cute and innocent to maim.
• Okosan gets the Aang treatment.

Deaths in order: Scrooge, Makoto, Piroko, The Flaming Prince, Okosan

Okosan didn't even get any pudding in the Hunger Games...

Night 1◊

• A man and a woman with similar-sounding names become a thing.
• Interesting karaoke quartet there.
• Yuki comforts a crying Arthas.
• Welp, there go all those cosplays Mikuru brought with her. Thanks, VID.
• Alan finds himself in a minefield without realising it.
• That is one epic rock band.
• Three people get into a fight. Wario doesn't survive the ordeal.

Day 2◊

• Asura has a posing competition with a magic carpet.
• That's cold, Noel.
• I thought Pretty Cures loved kitties though...
• Is that a world domination plot Cure Princess can hear?
• I don't think Indominus Rex wanted to see that.

Deaths in order: Alan, Wario, Kyouko, Cure Honey, Kitty

edited 3rd Jul '16 11:41:43 PM by Psychedelicate

Jesus Christ, I got the crap ninja'd outta me. Also, the link to Night 2 just leads to Night 1 again.

edited 3rd Jul '16 11:29:10 PM by IchigoMontoya

@Day 1: Hope Chilly doesn't get the Pricklethorns.

@Night 1: Why would an alien and a wrathful god invite a toy snowman to a singalong?!

I think you posted Night 1 twice.

edited 3rd Jul '16 11:32:51 PM by TroperNo9001

Ah, seems like there's an accidental wrong link on the Day 2 one.

edited 3rd Jul '16 11:34:51 PM by GrafVonTirol

Whoops! I'll go fix it, gimme a bit...

Fixed

edited 3rd Jul '16 11:42:03 PM by Psychedelicate

I wonder what Arthas and Chi-Chi are talking about to warrant Bulma listening in...

TBH, Grant and Rolf are lucky the I. Rex chose to run off in disgust instead of killing them right then and there.

Aw, I was hoping Piroko would accomplish something.

Noellers must be running on her Mu persona this game. Don't fuck with that Murakumo.

Night 2◊

• Not even Mikuru can make this orgy any less disturbing. Egad.
• Another epic rock band is formed.
• Secrets are shared, karaoke parties are had, and overall it's a pretty chill night. No deaths here!

Day 3◊

• How the magic carpet non-fatally defeated VID is a mystery for the ages.
• Is Chilly shaping up to be the Cute and Psycho tribute of the season?
• A new dance craze is formed.
• Reznov offers a shoulder for Azula to cry on. Washington does likewise with Hedwig.
• The shark in the tank surrenders!

Arena Event: Artificial Copies◊

• Maou shoots down Chi-Chi and Olaf.
• Judge Dredd earns himself at least six sacrifices.
• And, well... yeah.

Deaths: Let's just say that today brought us 15 casualties, and you can find 'em all right here!◊

Small and white, cute and psych(o), those tributes didn't look happy to meet them!

Only at the Trope Games can you find a snowman killing an intelligent, apex-predator dinosaur with some C4.

Night 3◊

• Hedwig proves herself to be one deadly owl. Though I wonder how she was able to master archery.

The Feast◊

• Bulma eliminates said deadly owl in true DBZ fashion.
• A time-travelling moeblob, a magic carpet and a Chaos God (I think?) form an unexpected alliance, taking down Roman, Predator and VID.

Day 4◊

• Kratos kisses the Magic Carpet. No, seriously.

Deaths in order: Grant, Hedwig, Roman, Predator, VID

...Welp. I don't have a dog in this fight.

@Psyche - Kratos is a war god. A God Of War, if you will.

That aside, looks like every season now has at least one Crack Pairing to go with a sane-ish OTP.

Night 4◊

• Nothing really interesting happens. Just some bonding.

Day 5◊

• There go the rest of Mikuru's cosplays.
• Snow explosion! Must be real chilly in the arena right now. -rimshot-
• Bulma exhibits remarkable sewing skills.

Deaths: Chilly

That's not snow, it's toy stuffing.

It certainly looks like snow.

Oh, come on... What'd I ever do to deserve such shoddy luck?

Night 5◊

• Reznov decides to do the resident war god a favour.
• Meanwhile, a rather cute sleepover happens.

Day 6◊

• Mikuru gives the Magic Carpet a brutal tearing.
• Reznov just can't take it anymore and kisses the world goodbye.

Deaths: Magic Carpet, Sgt. Reznov

We're down to the final 3, guys! Who will be this season's champion: a DBZ girl, a cute time-traveller or a war god? Take your bets, people!

I'm gonna guess and say that Mikuru wins.

Khorne, I guess?

In the game, I only care about my tributes, as selfish as that sounds.