Hunger Games Simulator

At least a few explosives being passed around, I see. I guess the Empire was impressed with how Krennic forced Jecht to kill someone.

Night 2

Big E receives some food from Kofi Kingston; Bill Cypher is hoping to twist Mordecai at some point; apparently Xavier Woods and Roxy are both into dubstep as well; Rigby gets lucky; a budding relationship between a mook and the interquel protagonist; Krennic weakened Temmie, who only wanted to hug him, decides to spare her; Father Anderson whips out his bayonets for days to fight Lambda-11, but both lost interest in the fight in time; Not content with his past kill, Jecht enlisted the help of Neo to take down the scientist Salarian.◊

Welp, at least Mordin held the line before he went down.

I see.

Day 3

Father Anderson and Fantaman have an angry confrontation with each other. There was much angry laughing in Italian, as well as whips and bayonets for days, but in the end both of them have been killed; Neo can talk?!; Roxy gets cold again, kills Lambda-11; Xavier starved, having not received his food the way Big E did; Rigby is not in the killing mood after scoring yesterday, and I just realized I forgot to account for a goof in this one◊

The fallen: Mordin Solis, Penny/Fantaman Lapis Lazuli(?), Father Alexander Anderson, Lambda-11, Xavier Woods◊

That's true

edited 17th Jun '16 12:16:45 PM by EarlOfSandvich

ahahah get dnuked on robobitch ;p

*dunked

I'm gonna say that Claptrap was probably doing most of the talking in that situation.

nvm wrong thread=

edited 17th Jun '16 12:15:17 PM by EarlOfSandvich

@Earl: Fantaman is this guy.◊ And he's the good guy. No, seriously, he's a Japanese superhero.

Fair enough.

Night 3

Jane tries to report back about what she heard Claptrap and Neo plot, only to get drowned by Cure White and Doctor Aphra; Jecht and the Sniper Joe both being personable; Bill Cypher thinks of winning, as does Roxy, perhaps a bit early in both cases; apparently Rigby really does appreciate The New Day; why would anyone drown poor Temmie?; Mordecai receives a grilled cheese deluxe; a budding yaoi◊

And thus ends the tale of Krennic and the Temmie.

Day 4

The Sniper Joe wants to die, but Parsee refuses to oblige; Both Regular Show characters had their camps ransacked by raiding parties, and Benson would probably force both to clean up the mess; Ciel has unwittingly doomed the Rebellion... that is unless they can get Kyle Katarn; how can robots die shitting themselves? Apparently Claptrap can...◊

The fallen: Jane Crocker, Temmie, Jyn Erso, Claptrap◊

Night 4

Rigby's munition skills were so shoddy he would have been fired had he lived to tell the tale; Sebastian is apparently into huge wrestlers; Roxy and Neo tell stories... well mostly Roxy did; Aphra kills the unsuspecting Parsee; yet another yaoi romance◊

Slight spoiler: One day left

edited 17th Jun '16 12:56:27 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Y'know, Claptrap's death by dysentery reminds me of a tumblr post I saw regarding a Star Wars-themed HGS where R2-D2 died in the exact same way.

So... Let's see if Kyle's around to steal those Death Star plans, now that Jyn's kinda dead.

edited 17th Jun '16 12:59:55 PM by IchigoMontoya

The Penultimate Update!

Day 5

Neo's camp got raided; A voice booms out... 'So thou thought thou couldst elude me, fool.', and shortly afterwards Sebastian got his neck snapped; Cure White should have studied the berries beforehand and is now dead; apparently, part of what was raided in Mordecai's camp was antibiotics, since he's now dead from an infection◊

And now the phantoms emerge!

Only two survive◊

The Fallen: a real buttload◊

Taking bets on who would win!

edited 17th Jun '16 1:52:45 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Going on the reverse Super Weight theory, my money's on the Wizard.

THE WIZARD

I don't care.

Night 5

Well this is kind of anticlimactic◊

And here are the placements◊

Murder-suicides are weirdly implemented here. Apparently the two kills Kevin had were the fly and... himself?

Primary Team: Kopatych◊, Krosh and Yozhik◊.

Reserves: Kar-Karych◊ and Nyusha.◊

Well, seeing as Krennic and Aphra did pretty well, here's two more tributes from the Empire: Grand Admiral Thrawn◊ and Admiral Natasi Daala◊.

For my reserves, Team N7: Commander Shepard◊ and Ashley Williams◊.

Chef Excellence◊ and Real Human Bean◊

I'll nominate Cure Heart◊ and Cure Sword◊.

Porky Minch◊ and Marx◊

Booker DeWitt◊ and Elizabeth◊

edited 17th Jun '16 2:50:47 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Since I won this time, I think I'll sit this one out.

Also it's Bill Cipher, not Cypher.

edited 17th Jun '16 3:20:35 PM by Weirdguy149