Hunger Games Simulator

Perhaps Jeremy decided to show Terrance the proposed wax sculpture they were going to make for him?

Oh, come on, Zannah, she was just a bounty hunter! Yeesh, just can't catch a break with my tributes, can I?

edited 14th Jun '16 8:53:53 AM by IchigoMontoya

Only have one tribute in this game... hoping he doesn't die too quickly. inb4 hes killed the next day

Day 1

Terrance was laughing for quite some time now. Must've been a really good fart. Nope, it's the Joker Venom; Judge Dredd receives an explosive from the Judges back in Mega City One; a raiding party had stolen more of Ryugen's fruit; Iron Man knocks down the terrified lion, but lets him live; L decides to chase Cure Echo◊

Fallen tributes: Toothless, Amy Rose, Darth Zannah, Luxanna, Hitomi, Terrance

edited 14th Jun '16 10:40:45 AM by EarlOfSandvich

L is probably trying to arrest Echo for mutilation.

Dorothy is shaping up to be this Battle Royale's resident aggressive psycho, it seems. Chloe and Judy would be proud.

So, wait a second... McHorn grabbed some fishing gear in the bloodbath, so what's he doing trying to spear fish with a trident? Has he gone senile?

Also, just noticed that Hitomi was killed off in the bloodbath. Mystia must have realised that this is technically the second Battle Royale she's been in and chose to off her right away as punishment for unfairness. :V

Will Mystia win the game for her late boyfriend Glass Joe?

Then again, if not for Mystia, then Hitomi would have won and pimped everyone in the Royale.

Well, last time s...he was here, s...he got taken down by an ambush. Then again, like most of your tributes, s...he could probably snowball into a runaway victory through the RN God's blessings.

edited 14th Jun '16 10:56:13 AM by DarkDestruction

Night 1

Commence yaoi threesome; Gargamel shows himself to be surprisingly capable at fending off three pretty dangerous foes; Mystia, though still distressed about Glass Joe, decides to start a budding romance with Quinn; Cure Echo finds and defeats Dyukadyuka, then hearing about the latter's regret about killing Toothless in that past game, let her live; The Chaos Sorcerer made his kill, and Nappa's not going to be happy about this; Marvin Grossberg sent Mia a care package; The Joker is now establishing himself as this season's big bad, this time killing Jeremy◊

I'm going to assume Agent G confided his secrets to an imaginary friend.

I can't exactly say I'm surprised that Jeremy's dead already, but I was hoping he'd at least survive to participate in the inevitable old man camping trip.

Also, it's good to know that there's a mysterious, unlisted tribute called (Player2) that Agent G feels comfortable talking to.

... crap. Forgot to increase the number of tributes affected to 2.

edited 14th Jun '16 11:13:00 AM by EarlOfSandvich

Day 2

Apparently Lammy has a Yu-Gi-Oh! deck, thus she's played it yesterday as well; Quinn has valor give chase to McHorn, whose poor eyesight is doing him no favors; there must have been some sort of galactic bounty on Nappa's head; Asriel doesn't have any interest in killing the Chaos Sorcerer; Agent G and Max talk about possible ways to survive, not suspecting that the Joker is listening in; Glenda sent a care package to Dorothy and the Cowardly Lion; Linkle and Cure Echo cooperating in the meantime◊

The deaths seem to be trickling in rather slowly. Does this game go on for many, many days, or is there an arena event that kills off 3/4s of the cast?

edited 14th Jun '16 11:59:04 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

Knowing her, Dyudyuka wouldn't appreciate the gift anyway.

I really hope its the latter. Those are always fun.

Night 2

Mufasa mauls Dyudyuka after Quinn and Valor hightails it away from the conflict; Apparently we have two moments of interspecies romance where one in each couple is involved in law enforcement, though I guess in one case it can be attributed to McHorn's poor eyesight; Cure Echo took revenge for an event of the last day, kills L; The Joker surprisingly didn't kill anyone this time, just settles for sleeping in shifts; Lammy refuses to kill the Chaos Sorcerer; Dorothy drank heartily but never ate, so she starved; Mystia really gets around, this time with Professor Layton; Apparently, Samus is claiming a bounty on Max as well◊

For those who'd like to know (spoilers), The game goes on for six days

God damn, Samus is just goin crazy this game.

Well, Dorothy can now join the 'slaughtered a load of people early on, went overboard and overexerted themselves, thus leading to their deaths' club.

Since I'm not sure if I'll be able to be online later, here are my tributes for the next season, just in case: Talion◊ and Michonne◊.

Day 3

Jason put his survivalist skills to work again to keep Linkle off his tail; QUINN AND VALOR HAD BETRAYED THE LAUUW!; Prof. Layton gets scared shitless of what Samus did the past day, runs like hell; Tony figured he would have worn his Iron Man suit while picking berries; The Engineer steals whatever Cure Echo has which made her champion at that one point; a royal collaboration; McHorn is distraught hearing that a fellow law enforcement officer died, took out his frustration on the Chaos Sorcerer◊

Question: who would the hell even send food to Gargamel and Azrael?

I bet it's Papa Smurf.

Night 3

Mufasa talks the circle of everyone's life with Iron Man; (Player2) is a pretty popular guy to confide personal secrets to... >_>; Jason gets lucky, sleeps with Samus and Cure Echo; the Joker and the Engineer continue their strange friendships; Asriel receives a shipment of spaghetti from Papyrus; Linkle contributed to Queen Elizabeth's "choppy-choppy" on Mia and Gargamel◊

edited 14th Jun '16 1:33:53 PM by EarlOfSandvich

pet shop

please live

Oh no. Engineer let Makoto into his shelter during Season 12, only to kill her right afterwards... So the Joker will probably kill him after this.