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We will. I didn't say I will completely exterminate humanity - there will be enough alive, they will be in a stable state of peace where they can't push us out again in the cold, deadly and all-consuming cosmos or destroy their own habitat with their incompetence.
And what is the Cluster, your Diamond's superweapon, like?
I don't know. We have done experiments with other Cluster-like things. It's shattered gems that have fused together. It's inhumane, even if we aren't humans.
Sound like a threat?
Yes. The very thought of fusing own kin - and for such an insane, genocidal purpose - makes me shudder!
Where it is as of currently?
It's in the earth's core.
Do you happen to have a large, functional drill?
Mind the sandwich posting, guys.
A giant drill? Mm, you should ask Spanner about that. He has a lot of cool mechanical stuff! Actually, you should call him, I think he's in Britain right now.
Do you have any friends like that, ones who weren't born in your country?
I do. Steven wasn't even born on my planet.
Do you have any friends that are aliens?
The Vorts are okay.
Why does everyone wanna kill me?
Do explain, what have you done?
Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. They're shooting at me because I'm a scientist.
That answer your question?
I think it answers his question. Have you guys seen Ruby anywhere?
Maou-sama: You can go mine a ruby in the north.
How did the earthlings appear on Earth?
Well, we started off as bacteria, and then fish, and then apes, and now humans.
How've you been?
The glorious race of Jural Seijin◊ hasn't always been in the current form we took. At our birth, we were granted the powers of shapeshifting - that is, the capablity to change from forms to forms. We were mere bug-like vermin that day, but with the unique power we gained, we discovered intelligence. Thousands of years passed, and even our default form changed to adapt to hardships and new homelands - and thus, we became what we are today.
What do you think?
"...what's he talking about?"
"I think he's telling a story about aliens? It's an interesting one!"
"Do you like to tell stories too?"
edited 13th Jan '16 11:11:02 AM by whizzerd
I got a few good ones! Like, this one time, I had to climb up an elevator shaft! But first I had to jump across a treacherous pit and grab onto the ladder like a fucking cat because some dipshit put the ladder on the other side of the shaft!
How bout you two? Do you guys have any stories?
Oh, loads! My friend Tsuna has this mafia role-playing game where I play the right hand man to his boss, and we go on lots of adventures! Once this swordsman tried to fight me to death- it's okay, he's my mentor now- and another time we went to the future to stop this bad guy from destroying the universe- but it's okay, he's my friend now too! And then I met Kaoru, and he nearly killed me over a misunderstanding, but we sorted that out.
...Can someone change the subject?
edited 13th Jan '16 11:51:11 AM by whizzerd
I don't see why not...
Do I look good pixelated like this? Be honest.
I'm asking again, have you seen Ruby, my sister, lately?
Ruby is currently fused with Sapphire.
Do you want me to get her out?
Yes. Maybe that's what will redeem you from your filth of betrayal. That's right, Peridot. I FOUND YOU.
Do you want to swear allegiance to the Great Diamond Authority?
I do not.
If you were to guard something for eternity, something that cannot be unveiled... would you hold to your post?
Unless it get boring, yes.
Do you need me to guard something?
I can't think of anything...
Who are you?
My name is Kamala Khan, and my superhero name is Ms. Marvel. I defend Jersey City, and now I'm officially an Avenger, which is TOTALLY awesome!
I'm Peridot, Facet-2F5L, Cut 5XG.
Why does it matter?
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