Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

I decide to try and clear out the remaining zombies with my sword.

4/15 | Bombing Run

3/50 | ???

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.

I fire a Lightning Storm at the remaining Giants.

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4/50 The Siege

4/20 Dragonclaw

I finally hit the button on my phone, stopping my ringer...

Boom. A large portion of the plane (with me inside it) dissipates, causing it to start going down. It doesn't happen immediately, however - everything within the radius, which are floating solitarily in the air as the plane keeps going, begins solidifying and falling to the ground. Everything, that is, but me.

I dunno what happened to the plane. I hope everyone was okay. But after that, I began blacking out, my eyes stretching to impossible dimensions, seemingly everywhere at once, before consolidating together once more.

I was on the ground. A grassy, hilly area. And...b...l...o...c...k...y...

...

...

GAH!!!

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Turkey sandwich: 4/10

Iced Tea: 4/4 (saved)

Upcoming charge: 5 stages of grief(ing): 0/5

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[color=#000666]tU: GAH!!! I am SO UPSET!!! Sorry, sir, this didn't go as I had predicted AT ALL!!![/color]
???: Calm down, Rebecca. I understand what you saw. I understand why you believed what you did. This does not, however, mean that I approve of it. Do not place your faith in the future, Rebecca. The future is never concrete. Only have your faith in the present.
[color=#000666]tU: But it seemed SO CONCRETE!!! How does someone JUST HAPPEN to fall in a crack!?[/color]
???: Stop talking like that. This is a different dimension. Rebecca, things happen. Things will happen. I am sure if it.
tU: I thought you just said 'Don't have faith in the future'.
???: You shouldn't have faith in the future. You are incapable of doing anything here without someone else. Such as me.
tU: ...Hmff.
???: On an otherwise unrelated note...why did you stop typing saying things phonetically?
tU: I got bored of it.
???: As I thought...

edited 24th Jul '15 12:13:56 AM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

@herobrine just for now?

Corporate resources 4/??

OCT 4/1500

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

3/200 3/20

I pull out 20 bomb fish (they are pretty much organic sticky bombs) and telekinetically launch them at two giants.

Why is a yam attacking me?

Healing tome upgrade: 4/10

Opening my handbag: 4/50

I build a massive tripwire in the giant's path. And by tripwire, I mean a wire they will trip on and fall.

SoundCloud

As Berserk Dragon fades out, I smile. Good work. "Now then, I draw!" Those Giants are definitely a huge problem. Let's see what I can do against them. "I'll activate Trade-In. I'll discard my Ultimate Tyranno, and draw 2 more cards. Next, I'll activate Monster Reborn, and Summon the Ultimate Tyranno I just discarded. Alright, Ultimate Tyranno, let's go to town! Attack those giants!" (Standard action.)

I continue to build power for Ultima. (Ultima: 2/15)

The ritual to summon Odin continues. (Odin: 2/25)

• sigh* I shove the sniper rifle back in my Hammerspace and pull out a [[Warhammer40000 Bolt Pistol]] before legging it towards the battlefield. Glancing at my Pipboy-knockoff, I see my jetpack needs a few minutes before it can get me off the ground.

((To avoid making the jetpack too OP, I decided it needs 5 charges to ignite, then 1 charge per round in the air, plus 1 charge if I use it in a Death from Above charge.))

Point Singularity Projector: 3/200

Jetpack: 3/(X-5)

Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...

@Herobrine: You know what... I sorta have an idea on how it works, so as far as the transformation thing goes I think I'll just wing it and wait for you to NOPE anything unacceptable. I'm getting bored of back-and-forth PM-ing.

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the lab techs say that scanners are picking up odd fluctuations in phlebotinium radiation. They haven't managed to pin down the exact cause OR effect, but this may cause your pokemorphing abilities to behave erratically.

Thanks for the heads up, although it may be a while before I have to use them. Now, general... what would be the best technique by which a person could kill of 90-meter giants at reasonable rate?

What formation are they in? If you manage to disrupt it...

Square-cube law states that if these things fall over, it will HURT. got it.

A tactic in mind, Seda runs around to the back of the foot of a giant and stabs her halberd deep into the back of its foot, destroying its Achilles tendon. If this sucseeds, it should cause the giant to trip, hurting it and hopefully fall into the path of at least one other giant, possibly (albeit unlikely) causing a chain reaction.

• Miss Jiya: 3/50
• mobile oran farm: 3/10 ''the body of the wagon is largely complete. interestingly, the axels have electric motors attached...

"Oh, great, this ham again."

I spray pesticide at the spiders through a fire hose.

A Charge: 4/?

Another Charge: 4/?

   ALPHA TRIGGER: 2/15    Sea of the Soul: 2/12,500

+2 to Talist, +1 to Blue. DTG 2 PLAYERS UNITE, I guess.

   "SO, I SUPPOSE THAT gorillaING TWELVE-THOUSAND FIVE-HUNDRED POST CHARGE IS SOME KIND OF PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE gorilla TO FORCE THE GM TO INCORPORATE A CHARGE CAP?"   

"Maybe."

   "WAIT. ARE YOU gorillaING SERIOUS. YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING TO CHARGE FOR A gorilla-gorillaING RECORD OF TWELVE-THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POSTS. gorilla. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO DO WITH THAT gorilla? INSTANT-WIN? DESTROY THE UNIVERSE? SUMMON AN UNKILLABLE MONSTROSITY? gorilla FIVE MILLION FEMALE WATER HORSES? CONTROL THE NARRATIVE? BECOME EVEN MORE OF A gorillaING MARY SUE THAN YOU ALREADY ARE?"   

"...Dude."

   "OK SORRY. STILL THE POWER GAIN IS GETTING PRETTY gorillaING RIDICULOUS AT THIS POINT, AND TWELVE-THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POSTS WORTH OF CHARGE SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING BEYOND JUST gorilla. IT WOULDN'T JUST BE gorilla AT THAT POINT. IT WOULD BE...ADVANCED gorilla."   

And with that, the implication of having a 12.5K slamming into those mobs...Slams into a random mob group. Yes, the implication. Coincidentally, this implication took the form of a fully-loaded Panzer. Why?...Because the implication took the form of a fully-loaded Panzer. It needs no justification whatsoever.

   "BY WHICH HE MEANS. HE MADE A PANZER, WROTE "THE IMPLICATION OF A TWELVE-THOUSAND AND FIVE-HUNDRED POST CHARGE," AND THREW IT AT THEM. IT'S HIM."   

"...Why. Just, just why."

   "BECAUSE."   

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NOTHING RELEVANT BEYOND THIS POINT————-

I was waiting there, just sitting, confused, for a little while before someone else came in. Not one of the three who saved my life, nor anyone I recognized-though honestly, 'anyone I recognized' was honestly anyone at this point. I was confused so I asked...Uh, a lot of questions. I forget what exactly, but I recall the answers, vaguely. The obvious aside (I was in a forest fire and rescued, and no it was not a dream), as well as the more curious (what the raised rocks were) the trio that saved me were still out trying to find more survivors and I was in their home because the fire started to spread into the cave. She was a servant for the trio in question and would take care of me for right now. After the fire was put out, the trio would return me somewhere safe.

After the majority of my questions were answered, I was trying to think of anything else, and she took my silence as a chance to leave-and then I asked how the fire started. She told me with a look that could only be described as loathing that it was the work of some fowl twins unwilling to cooperate over an ideological difference and blatant misuse of power, and went on to elaborate that they somehow managed to get two deities-two greater than the three that rescued me-on their side. Indeed, most of the local pantheon was very busy trying to repair the damages those two were causing in their war. OK, she said it in a completely different manner that I think I can spare everyone, but the point stands, she was really angry about this.

She left, leaving me alone again.

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

I make one of the giant's brains explode with cuteness.

The Panic Attack: 4/15

Renaming this to pure awesomeness... 4/100

edited 24th Jul '15 9:08:57 AM by Jondanger23

Using the skeleton am that I (accidentally) tore off, I use it as a clib to smash it over a spider's head.

Now that the arm was broken in half, I use the jagged edge to stab it into another spider's in the head.

I pull the amke shift weapon out. I nod before sliding it into my pocket.

This could be useful.

I then use the rest of the ammunition from the gun I stole to down a group of spiders. I then drop the gun to the ground.

Equipment Redeployment: 4/9

Fear Gas: 4/16

Lord Herobrine: Oh, so just what the Godmodder does? Uh, okay.

So, I can permanently upgrade my staff with charges?

And yes, I am. YOU DON'T KNOW THE NETHER I'VE BEEN THROUGH! ... There's a lot of drama associated with all this, but I have pre planned out an entire story arc. One that spans DTG0 (even though it doesn't exist yet) all the way through here, TvT2. But don't worry about the post length. That's just all the stuff I pre-wrote (as in, I had it on a .txt file before this game started) to introduce Willow formally. I probably should have spread that out over a couple of posts... but to me, it looked like everyone else was jumping in really fast and I had to match that. So, for at least the next couple of weeks, don't expect me to have such big RP posts. There are a couple moments where I'm going to have to cut loose all the stops and have tons of stuff though. Maybe add in an image or even an animation here and there as my skills as an animator are getting a little better.

As my attack had no effect, probably getting lost in the text, I point out again, that giants have no AI because it was officially removed. I take the moment of the giants just standing there before the Godmodder can override their lack of AI with some plug in to run up to one, climb up it Shadow of the Colossus style, stab it in the back of the head several times, then slide down it.

@Tazz: I'm not sure we can use assists... he hasn't said one way or another... But if we can...
Tazz, Fseftr (+2 and +1)

My First Companion: 3/80 (+1?)
My Last Companion: 3/(basically infinite) (+1?)

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—Line o' RP—

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Now with 80% fewer walls of text! And my RP for at least the next few weeks is going to written on the spot now.

Willow wondered where she should go first. The battle wasn't actually all that intense. Yet. There were only a gaggle of mobs and a group of players. More on both sides were coming, including a large ship flaring red that casually floated in from nowhere in particular before just as casually disappearing to nowhere in particular. Of course, none of this felt relevant to Willow. She didn't want to pick any fights she didn't have to. And for the most part at least, all these mobs should leave her alone on account of her lineage.

edited 24th Jul '15 1:26:35 PM by Talist

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

I, somehow, reload the entire Airstrike clip at once, aim at a giant, then self-kritzkrieg and unleash a barrage of crockets at said giant. Oh, by the way, the Airstrike was buffed recently. Did ya know that?

Mallard: 4/125 (I think)
Walker: 4/200

edited 24th Jul '15 1:30:52 PM by engie

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

I suppose I've got a better handle on things now, and am *actually ready* to do more forum games. And doing pointless rambling in my intros, completely disregarding the Fifth/Fourth Walls depending on whether a Fourth Wall is a legitimate construct independent of the literary concept of the fourth wall in the canon I currently inhabit, and even more pointless rambling. Anyways, I suppose I'd be doing something along the lines of this, huh:

<< I_G_U has entered >>

And now to have a pseudometa attack based off of exactly what I'm not supposed to do in the sense of offensive content, except it's clearly not *actually* offensive content. Also overexplaining to the point where everyone's just packed their bags and left. ...That being said that was entirely too stupid. Ashamed by that fact, I leave. A few seconds later, I reenter, rush towards the Godmodder, and smack him upside the head with a stack of papers so high it's a wonder I even managed to hold it. Upon further examination of the content of these papers, it appears that they're all references people have made to a single overreferenced point in Portal 2. In particular, Cave Johnson's rant about... lemons. And every page is covered with terrible clip art lemons. Everyone then realises I just attacked the Godmodder with several pages of lemons, and facepalms.

• 2 Tazz.

edited 24th Jul '15 2:11:28 PM by [Insertgenericusername]

uhh.. The_Nonexistent_Tazz...

Last game some guy tried to make a charge of a mere one thousand posts. he failed. Just keep that in mind :)

I didn't fail, there were just some budget cuts.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

TGWLH: 4/?

Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising

@Tazz, Talist: It says in the top post that we can't give charges to other players... yet. It does say that it will become an option later, but right now, no.

@paradised:That's debatable. I kinda lost interest. I'll try it again.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

I produce a huge flamethrower, loaded like actual flamethrowers are with pressurized napalm, and open up into the Endermen. Technically, they just warp away, but it's worth noting that fire attacks always hit them before they jump. Then, Endermen being Endermen, they proceed to panic and teleport all over the place while burning to death. This amuses me.

• 2 to Tazz, because I want to see this happen.

I officially register my Artifact from last game, the Seven-Winged Angelmech, as my only non-hammerspace item so far.

I begin charging a new artifact, 1/40

And also a weaksauce-ish entity, 1/20

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

Protip for Dimentio (and everyone really): If you think you might loose interest in the game, do not start excessively large charges!

Why is he doing this again?

Doesn't he have any other hobbies, besides engaging in these massive duels?

And then I could try getting a normal life or something.

I hurl the ice blade from my last attack into a giant, where it bursts into ice crystals on impact.

Dissapear.

3/? : Sergal Knight 3/?? : Class Cards (Not sure if I should charge these as a set, or seperately...)

edited 24th Jul '15 4:23:01 PM by The_Hyena_King

I teleport to the Mesa, where I attack the endermen with a giant axe.

Yellow Devil: 3/15

Kill Sat: 4/100 {Calibrating...}

edited 24th Jul '15 6:54:42 PM by InfinityRyujin