BattleBots

Well good, it only took them two years.

Beta and Nightmare didn't return...but pretty much everyone else did. Still depressed, I really wanted to see a full strength beta kick Tombstone's a*&. I guess I'll have to find a new favorite or resign myself to Bronco, which was the best of 2015, and also go watch the event in China that Reid partook in

Also, they got rid of the third host, it's just on Chris and Kenny, and the rules have been adjusted a bit.

For now, I just hope Bombshell, Yeti, Bronco, Witch Doctor, and Bite Force (now with chain protection!) make it far, and Tombstone gets its a*(! kicked...no predictions yet.

And now there's a page up for all the contestants for the new season.

https://battlebots.com/2018-season-robots/

Once again, much grief for the lack of beta, but I'm really digging a lot of the new bots. Especially the one called HUGE. Oh and Battle Royale with Cheese, in which the bar spinner looks like bacon.

Not calling any favorites yet until I see the action yet though, despite the lot of new aesthetically pleasing bots.

So.... wow... What... a NIGHT.

Blacksmith vs Biteforce:That was a fierce to the end. Blacksmith kept landing some great hits but Biteforce held his ground, even with his weapon disabled. Before that though, he got some good snags into Blacksmith's armor and even managed to immobolize Smith on the screws as his final attack. Too late for a time out victory, but unanimous win by the judges.

Free Shipping vs Mecha Rampage vs Duck: Man they werent joking about how much abuse Duck could take. Little guy can take some punishment. Mecha Rampage made an enemy out of Free Shipping though, and got constantly roasted alive for his troubles. Not to say Rampage didnt get some nice hits in, but near the middle of the match Duck and Free Shipping both double team him while he's trying to put himself out, neither one of the duo allowing him to spin out the flames. Duck then spent the match flipping over both bots, even with a mmissing wheel he far outsped the other bots and won unanimously.

Bombshell vs Lockjaw: Props to the sportsmanship of Lockjaw to give Bombshell a second chance, but his weapon choice this time was the wrong tool from the shed. Poor thing got flipped over early in the match and couldnt right himself, but Lock Jaw hit him to a point where it could operate...upside down. Tried to put up a fight, but Bombshell got stuck again, and Lock Jaw wasn't going to give him another shot to hurt him. Oh well.

Huge vs Sub Zero: Well well well... I had my doubts about Huge's design but those wheels were bouncier than I gave credit for. Huge's awkward shape allowed him to punish subzero for any offense mood he made, while Subzero was baerly holding togethe rby that spinner. unable to pull any real offense off, it was a little sad to watch. Huge dominates.

THE MAIN EVENT: TOMBSTONE VS MINOTAUR. Holy shiiiiiiit that was amazing! right out the gate the 2 are going at it, 2 of the biggest hitting bots in the tournament going to head to head, their clashes so fierce it began ripping the floor of the battle box! Even tho tombstone's attacks damaged Minotaur's drum, he never let up, ramming again and again and again, sparks flying from the brute force. Just when Minotaur's drum showed signs of life though, the metal floor sliced from the earlier clashes caught underneath Minotaur, rendering him immobile. Tombstone's driver laughs victoriously, not risking to play with his food this time. An amazing battle ending with Tombstone's victory.

Okay my thoughts, since I there's no bracket yet and all there are are impressions, I have "I" for those impressions, and O for outcome. I still intend to do the predictions as I did two years ago. Anyway

1. Bite Force vs Blacksmith:

I: Blacksmith has a nifty looking hammer, but Bite Force was the 2015 champ for a reason, and they probably learned their lesson after Chomp took 'em out last time. Also Blacksmith has a history now of losing said hammer....they just aren't beta or Chomp. Solid Bite Force

O: Okay, Blacksmith did managed to pull a Chomp and stop Bite Force's weapon, but just like when beta hit Tombstone, they crippled their own weapon in the process. Also, they had already taken some damage before that point. The forks did an excellent job for awhile though, but ultimately, they were outclassed. Result: Bite Force by JD

2. RUMBLE! Duck vs Mecha Rampage vs Free Shipping

I: Free Shipping has a nice aesthetic, but I'm a bit wary of lifters. Mecha Rampage looks a bit long, but the blades seem powerful. However, I know a variant of Duck murdered a variant of Tombstone in another tournament. I also know how powerful wedgebots usually are. I'd say Solid Duck

O: I may have slightly overrated Duck as I did not expect it to even lose a wheel, but like Yeti, that just makes it angrier, and it went in for it. Mecha Rampage, as I suspected was a bit slow to move and got roasted alive by Free Shipping, whom ended up being a lot more powerful than expected, though it did lose a wheel. In the end the match turned into a Tombstone/Bite Force vs Yeti/Tombstone style shove match between Free Shipping and Duck...but Duck clearly had the upper hand in that regard. Result: Duck by JD

3. Sub Zero vs Huge

I: Sub Zero looks better built, while Huge looks like an Obwalden Overlord in the making. However, Sub Zero lost to that loser Ice Wave decisively back in 2015, so I could see them snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Also, I saw Huge eviscerate a toy, so I have little doubt about its weapon...but it may have mobility and self-righting issues because of the wheels. I'd say Tossup

O: Sub Zero tried to reverse in, but for some reason kept going straight into Huge's spinner, rather than try to uproot or dismantle one of the wheels. But Huge ended up turning decently. Kinda reminds me of a stabler and more aesthetically pleasing version of Nightmare in a ways. Anyway, Huge went savage on Sub Zero...but Sub Zero did manage to give it big air....which only caused a bounce....Suffice to say, I look forward to seeing how far Huge gets. Result: Huge

4. Bombshell vs Lockjaw

I: People keep talking about how great Hutson is, but his bot got taken out easily by Overhaul the first time, and then flamed up against Yeti....not that impressive. Also never seen Lockjaw with disc spinners. Bombshell on the other hand has tried and true kicked butt with that disc spinner, even defeating the legendary Minotaur. There is one glaring weakness, which is the lack of a self-right. If Lockjaw flips Bombshell over, that's curtains for it. But Bombshell does have that wedge....I'd say Lean Bombshell

O: Ironic, considering what happened to Poison Arrow, but Bombshell actually got flipped over in the first few seconds and was at the mercy of Lockjaw. Still wasn't enough to get itself back up though. Result: Lockjaw

Final: Tombstone vs Minotaur

I: This was the finale everyone wanted last year before Bombshell scored an upset, but not me...as fast as Minotaur is, Tombstone is also fast, and its bar spinner has more reach. The only ways a bot like Minotaur could really get at Tombstone are either A) forks to prod the weapon off the chain like Yeti did or B) Really really quickly get to Tombstone's side and knock off the wheels, or C) install a wedge on the back to tank the hits. The good news is, Minotaur is insanely fast and probably could pull off B or even pull a Witch Doctor and just ram it...but it'd have to get up to speed before Tombstone's bar. Also both have usually gone tit for tat in other tourneys. That said, I'd say, Lean Tombstone on this one

O: Can I just say that I called it! It's true that I read the above post, so I was spoiled. But even without that...it was vulnerable to its mobility easily hurt, Bombshell demonstrated that already. Now so did Tombstone. Points for moving Tombstone's blade downward and trying to play Bite Force/Beta and jam the blade up on the proper side...but without a wedge or lifting forks, such a move was futile. It lasted longer than expected, and maybe it would have come back in full force had the it not eaten up the collapsed floor...I doubt it though. Ultimately, the match was Tombstone's to lose. Maybe they'll meet again and Marco and Co. will have wised up. But for now....Result: Tombstone

edited 12th May '18 3:20:51 PM by terlwyth

And now, the second week.

1. Yeti vs Witch Doctor:

I: Both are drum spinners with a lot of power, both did well against Tombstone too. However Witch Doctor has often underwhelmed when put up against a good bot...Tombstone excepted. Yeti on the other hand has an excellent record and the driver often just goes for it...but this has come back to haunt them. Tilt Yeti

O: Yeti won alright, and quickly by just pouncing in and tearing off Witch Doc's armor. This one was a curb-stomp. Result: Yeti

2. Cpt. Shrederator vs End Game

I: Captain Shrederator is usually quite pathetic, so I'm confident that End Game will win despite being new. I mean End Game would have to turn out really pathetic to actually lose, andit just doesn't look like a slouch. Solid End Game

O: Captain Shrederator was taken out in one hit and eventually flipped over by End Game. So yeah, just as I suspected 'Result: End Game

3. Rotato R vs Petunia

I: Rotato R seems crippled by dual weapons and exposed wheels, but it did prove itself in one rumble quite nicely. As for Petunia, it's not a type of bot that is often successful, but it does have potential if it can tear one of the wheels before getting chopped up. Hard call, but I'll say 'Tilt Rotato R

O: Rotato R had a good start, but its weak weapons eventually fell. This left Petunia to whale on it. But Petunia didn't really whale on it so much as grab it in weird spots until finally hitting something...but the buzzsaw kill was pretty cool: Result: Petunia

4. Red Devil vs Brutus

I: Brutus is not a very good bot at all, even though it should have the advantage with its spinner. Red Devil, on the other hand has an impressive design and a good drivers should be able to do a lot with it in spite of a lack of power. Methinks Likely Red Devil

O: Disappointing all around, though to be fair Red Devil was lent to an inexperienced team that probably weren't sure how to really work that saw. But really, Brutus' motors went out in 10 secs...that's just sad...Result: Red Devil

5. Ice Wave vs Vanquish

I: Ice Wave has a powerful weapon, but their engine always seems to have problems in the middle of fights to the point that any wedge should hold it off easily. But Vanquish is untested and doesn't look spectacular in defense. I'm calling this a Tossup

O: Looks like Ice Wave defeated it handily before the troubles could set in. Looked more like a Tombstone match. Result: Ice Wave

edited 19th May '18 9:54:07 AM by terlwyth

The Rumble between Mecha Rampage, Duck, and Free Shipping might be one of the finest matches I've seen.

Science Channel Exclusive No. 1 (I'll do these as I find out about them): Sharkopion vs Kraken vs Deviled Egg

I: I'll probably get this one wrong, but since Deviled Egg is a practical drum spinner, where as Sharkopion is a more elaborate disc spinner in a shark shell and Kraken seems to be rather awkwardly built, I'm gonna assume Deviled Egg goes all Yeti or Minotaur on the rest and wins. Solid Deviled Egg

O: I was right...about being wrong. Deviled Egg lost, and badly. It was like it tried to be all "notice me sempai" during its brief time, while Sharkopion and Kraken were trying to take each other out in a closely pinned contest. To its credit, the Egg did manage to take a chunk out of one of Kraken's wheels. Eventually the pinning had to be undone, and Kraken lost its tooth and Sharkopion just pwned the competition, first by bending Deviled Egg's armor enough to immobilize it at the wheels [this happened with Minotaur vs Bombshell last season], and then finishing off the chewed up wheel...I wish Discovery had this one...oh well. Result: Sharkopion

edited 1st Jun '18 1:45:44 PM by terlwyth

And since the Extra was a "Botopsy" onto Episode 3, onto predictions, I'll write up the outcome after seeing the episode myself.

Anyway, the fights are:

Overhaul vs Sawblaze: If I recall correctly, Saw Blaze was denied a wildcard and cheated out of the tournament because his weapon broke despite giving all the damage. Also, they already defeated Overhaul once before...and even if they didn't, the only convincing victory Overhaul has ever had was in a rematch against Lockjaw... Solid Saw Blaze

WAR Hawk vs Axe Backwards: WAR Hawk appears to be a standard disc spinner-with- front wedge-bot, and besides going against a bot with a good lifter or Tombstone/Minotaur, such bots usually have a good chance of winning...if made competently. Axe Backwards is a heavy drum spinner, which also have good records, though it seems a bit questionable in stance, especially if the wheels get hit. Still, if powerful and quick enough, WAR Hawk won't even have a chance. Tossup

Hyper Shock vs Bite Force: On one hand, Bite Force with that spinner isn't as good as the original that won out and held up. On the other Hyper Shock's drive keeps doing itself in when it has the lead. I'm going to give Will Bales the benefit of the doubt and assume he "unsuckified" it this time, even if such an outcome happening again wouldn't be surprisung. Tilt Hyper Shock

Whiplash vs Hypothermia: Whiplash seems to be have two weapons, while Hypothermia is just a lifter. However, two weapons can often be a problem when it comes to making good damage, while a good lifter (these are rare admittedly) can do much. For now, Likely Hypothermia'

The Four Horsemen vs Gamma 9 vs Double Jeopardy : I look forward to seeing how a cannon will actually work and follow the guidelines for the arena, rather than be as effective as Brutus' guns. But that still seems more palatable to actually winning than trying to do something with four 62 lb. 8 oz bots...even if they have spinners. This leaves Gamma 9 looking best by default. Solid Gamma 9

And now the results:

Match 1: Overhaul vs Saw Blaze

I: If I recall correctly, Saw Blaze was denied a wildcard and cheated out of the tournament because his weapon broke despite giving all the damage. Also, they already defeated Overhaul once before...and even if they didn't, the only convincing victory Overhaul has ever had was in a rematch against Lockjaw... Solid Saw Blaze

O: Yeah, I was right, Saw Blaze just plowed Overhaul into a corner and sawed straight into its back until the other couldn't control anything. Winner: Saw Blaze'

Match 3: WAR Hawk vs Axe Backwards

I: WAR Hawk appears to be a standard disc spinner-with- front wedge-bot, and besides going against a bot with a good lifter or Tombstone/Minotaur, such bots usually have a good chance of winning...if made competently. Axe Backwards is a heavy drum spinner, which also have good records, though it seems a bit questionable in stance, especially if the wheels get hit. Still, if powerful and quick enough, WAR Hawk won't even have a chance. Tossup

O: I was never certain one or another on this one, but WAR Hawk pretty quickly managed to hit Axe Backward's wheel, which exposed pretty much all the innards for attack. Another hit and the wheel was off entirely. Winner:WAR Hawk

Main Event, Hyper Shock vs Bite Force

I: On one hand, Bite Force with that spinner isn't as good as the original that won out and held up. On the other Hyper Shock's drive keeps doing itself in when it has the lead. I'm going to give Will Bales the benefit of the doubt and assume he "unsuckified" it this time, even if such an outcome happening again wouldn't be surprising. Tilt Hyper Shock

O: Well that was anti-climatic and I was being too charitable to Will Bales. Looks like Hyper Shock's drive was "extra-suckified" and it couldn't seem to self-right after one hit. I hope this version was just too untested and rush-built and could do better next time...otherwise...Winner: Bite Force

Match 2, Whiplash vs Hypothermia

I: Whiplash seems to be have two weapons, while Hypothermia is just a lifter. However, two weapons can often be a problem when it comes to making good damage, while a good lifter (these are rare admittedly) can do much. For now, Likely Hypothermia, just because of how small and underpowered the weapons look on Whiplash.

O: I was correct...for ten seconds, then Whiplash managed to push Hypothermia around, treating its disc spinner more like a saw. After that it dislodged a wheel off Hypothermia, then it took out the lifter, ultimately rendering its opponent immobile. Winner: Whiplash'

Rumble, The Four Horsemen vs Gamma 9 vs Double Jeopardy

I: I look forward to seeing how a cannon will actually work and follow the guidelines for the arena, rather than be as effective as Brutus' guns. But that still seems more palatable to actually winning than trying to do something with four 62 lb. 8 oz bots...even if they have spinners. This leaves Gamma 9 looking best by default. Solid Gamma 9

O: And Double Jeopardy was indeed jeopardized quickly as first Gamma 9 pinned it and disabled one wheel, though it did take one ineffective cannon shot first...called that. However, The Four Horsemen collectively took out another wheel from DJ without damage and then teamed up against Gamma 9, which lost its weapon and resorted to pushing...which allowed it to get high centered too. Also some The Four Horsemen actually had decent bar spinners. All in all that match was much closer than I thought...but I would've given the match to Gamma 9. But alas...Winner: The Four Horsemen by Judge's Decision

edited 1st Jun '18 12:43:36 PM by terlwyth

Red Devil vs Monsoon: Monsoon seems to have a powerful vertical disc spinner, which would make Red Devils treads easy fodder. However Red Devil does have a wedge that can tank such attacks. Who wins this depends on who moves faster to attack methinks. However, if the plow isn't used, Monsoon should easily win. Lean Monsoon

Battle Royale w/ Cheese vs Tantrum: Looking at what I see with Tantrum, it doesn't look like a particularly powerful flipper/lifter. Whereas Battle Royale w/ Cheese doesn't seem to have a particularly terrible bar spinner, and even a mediocre bar spinner is going to have an advantage. Neither are proven though. Likely Battle Royale w /Cheese

Lucky vs Skorpios: I wasn't impressed with Skorpios' saw last round, and Lucky did a pretty good job last time considering the titans it went up against. On one hand, Skorpios' blade probably very weak and could get bent easily. On the other, Lucky's flipper takes a long time to retract once moved, which would leave it exposed to saw attacks. But those Canadians are reasonable drivers that I'm sure they'd take care of that oversight. Tilt Lucky

'Endgame vs Lock Jaw'': Lockjaw, while it did win last round against my expectations, it had the benefit that its opponent couldn't properly self-right, and it didn't really use its weapon that much. Endgame on the other hand did, and did a good job, but it appeared to have some mobility problems at first. Both have the same type of weapon, but Endgame's is a known power in comparison. But Don Hutson is a good driver. Tilt Endgame until Lockjaw's weapon proves itself.

Main Event, Tombstone vs Gigabyte: Gigabyte is not proven at all, and full body spinners can be easily taken out by a certain kind of hit. It'd have to get up to full speed before Tombstone's spinner and then rush it and hope for the best. Those are terrible odds. Tombstone just hits the bar to speed and shreds, easy peasy. Solid Tombstone

Science Channel Exclusive, Kraken vs Gemini vs Mohawk: Firstly, I've never seen Mohawk actually win anything impressive during its times, only winning once when it's competition took each other out entirely. Gemini is two 125 lb bots, which usually don't do so well against one 250 lb, though maybe its disc spinners will compensate. Finally there is Kraken the cruncher with its comically weak teeth. This is a tough one since none of these bots seem very impressive, but given how pathetic Mohawk has been...Tossup, Kraken or Gemini

And now the results:

Match 1, Monsoon vs Red Devil

I: Monsoon seems to have a powerful vertical disc spinner, which would make Red Devils treads easy fodder. However Red Devil does have a wedge that can tank such attacks. Who wins this depends on who moves faster to attack methinks. However, if the plow isn't used, Monsoon should easily win. Lean Monsoon

O: Monsoon was faster, and in the end managed to way overperform my expectations by not only busting up Red Devil's plow, but even decapitating it! And it just kept going on and on while Red Devil could only hopelessly try and tank it with the remains if its plow. However, one particular move actually did manage to bust the frame, and disable the weapon, turning the rest of the match into a push match, which went to the judges. While I agree with the judges on this one, I am disconcerted that it was the former Battlebot rumbler who dissented. Winner: Monsoon by Judge's Decision

Match 2, Lucky vs Skorpios

I: I wasn't impressed with Skorpios' saw last round, and Lucky did a pretty good job last time considering the titans it went up against. On one hand, Skorpios' blade probably very weak and could get bent easily. On the other, Lucky's flipper takes a long time to retract once moved, which would leave it exposed to saw attacks. But those Canadians are reasonable drivers that I'm sure they'd take care of that oversight. Tilt Lucky

O: I guess Skorpios' builders got their saw right this time, and it makes the difference. They really went to town on the mostly aesthetic hits on Lucky. One hit did seem to hinder the mobility, which allowed Skorpios to then actually dominate and cause some actual damage. Lucky was lucky to get any good flips at that point. Winner: Skorpios by Judge's Decision

Match 3, Battle Royale w/ Cheese vs Tantrum

I: Looking at what I see with Tantrum, it doesn't look like a particularly powerful flipper/lifter. Whereas Battle Royale w/ Cheese doesn't seem to have a particularly terrible bar spinner, and even a mediocre bar spinner is going to have an advantage. Neither are proven though. Likely Battle Royale w / Cheese

O: Well that was unexpected. Not so much Tantrum, it did I was I expected...but what the heck was up with Battle Royale? Drive issues? Or perhaps the spinner was worse than I thought when it came to speeding up? Either way, that burger got flipped so many times....though it did look like when given the chance like it could've done damage. Either way, it seems I mistook a Joke Character for a Lethal Joke Character. Winner: Tantrum by Judge's Decision

Match 4, Endgame vs Lockjaw

I: Lockjaw, while it did win last round against my expectations, it had the benefit that its opponent couldn't properly self-right, and it didn't really use its weapon that much. Endgame on the other hand did, and did a good job, but it appeared to have some mobility problems at first. Both have the same type of weapon, but Endgame's is a known power in comparison. But Don Hutson is a good driver. Tilt Endgame until Lockjaw's weapon proves itself.

O: Looks like I called this one. Endgame managed to fix its mobility problems, which was its lone hurtle. That said, Lockjaw got itself badly stuck for a moment in the killsaws by its lifters. Then again, Endgame box rushed it and took out its wheels. Winner: Endgame

Main Event, Tombstone vs Gigabyte

I: Gigabyte is not proven at all, and full body spinners can be easily taken out by a certain kind of hit. It'd have to get up to full speed before Tombstone's spinner and then rush it and hope for the best. Those are terrible odds. Tombstone just hits the bar to speed and shreds, easy peasy. Solid Tombstone

O: And whaddya' know, one hit took the dome off that Gigabyte. I admit I figured it look more like what happened to Shrederator or last season's Ringmaster rather than an outcome that embarrassing though. But nonetheless, one hit was all it took, and that was the most embarrassing match against Tombstone when compared to the hype. I wish I was wrong, but alas. Winner: Tombstone

Science Channel Exclusive, Kraken vs Gemini vs Mohawk

I: Firstly, I've never seen Mohawk actually win anything impressive during its times, only winning once when it's competition took each other out entirely. Gemini is two 125 lb bots, which usually don't do so well against one 250 lb, though maybe its disc spinners will compensate. Finally there is Kraken the cruncher with its comically weak teeth. This is a tough one since none of these bots seem very impressive, but given how pathetic Mohawk has been...Tossup, Kraken or Gemini

O: Mohawk failed, as usual...though it outlasted Kraken. Gemini just went in there in pwned the competition after that. Winner: Gemini

And while I'm here, here're all my past predictions vs the actual outcome in a score (Toss-up is also counted a wrong here):

Episode 1: 3/5

Episode 2: 3/6

Episode 3: 1/5

Current Episode: 3/6

edited 7th Jun '18 5:17:49 PM by terlwyth

Episode 5

HUGE v Free Shipping: I'm excited for this one. Neither are the most conventionally built, and both surpassed my expectations. The former managed actually bounce and self-right when off-balanced, all while still eviscerating the competition with its spinner. And the latter's lifter turned out to be more powerful than it looked. I could see Free Shipping managing to drive around and off balance Huge with its mobility issues, but I could also see HUGE pull through and wail on it with that spinner. I like Huge more personally, but I see this as a Tossup

Minotaur (BRA) v Hypothermia: Minotaur, barring Tombstone, Bombshell, or a less defanged Bronco, [which apparently had an air tank problem last time] is pretty much invincible until proven otherwise with a good bot. If I recall correctly, Hypothermia got stomped! Should be over quick. Solid Minotaur

Blacksmith v The Four Horsemen (UK): I have no idea who will win this. Blacksmith has the hammer and seems better built than last season, and I think it beat a multi-bot team that time too. But The Four Horseman are fast and equipped with bar spinners that could decapitate the hammer, but they barely won last time, and under questionable circumstances. It's pretty much flaming whack a mole! Tossup

SOW v Brutus: While SOW could be vulnerable to being thrown into the air on impact as happened last season, I don't think Brutus will be to do such a thing. Barring that, SOW will probably wreck Brutus something fierce with those hammers. Solid Son Of Whyachi

Main Event, Icewave v Yeti : If Icewave, with its rather notoriously fair-weather system does what it needs to do, this match should be a close one, but one that nonetheless favors Yeti, known for quickly dismantling everything with its drum. If Icewave has the type of troubles that cost it the match against Nightmare last season, Yeti should obliterate it. Small chance though that Ice Wave could destroy Yeti's drum or wheels though. unlikely. Likely Yeti

HUGE v Free Shipping

I: I'm excited for this one. Neither are the most conventionally built, and both surpassed my expectations. The former managed actually bounce and self-right when off-balanced, all while still eviscerating the competition with its spinner. And the latter's lifter turned out to be more powerful than it looked. I could see Free Shipping managing to drive around and off balance Huge with its mobility issues, but I could also see HUGE pull through and wail on it with that spinner. I like Huge more personally, but I see this as a Tossup

O: The latter happened, in spades. Free Shipping valiantly charged and kept on going and going and going, long after HUGE eviscerated it with the spinner. Even fire to the wheels did nothing. No idea how it became a judges decision though [and a split one at that], given that Free Shipping just kept getting clobbered. I do hope HUGE makes it to the 16 after this! Result: HUGE by Judge's Decision

Minotaur (BRA) v Hypothermia

I: Minotaur, barring Tombstone, Bombshell, or a less defanged Bronco, [which apparently had an air tank problem last time] is pretty much invincible until proven otherwise with a good bot. If I recall correctly, Hypothermia got stomped! Should be over quick. Solid Minotaur

O: Well Hypothermia clearly inherited Blacksmith's lasting skills, as it clearly did nothing but get destroyed. Result: Minotaur by Judge's Decision

Blacksmith v The Four Horsemen (UK)

I: I have no idea who will win this. Blacksmith has the hammer and seems better built than last season, and I think it beat a multi-bot team that time too. But The Four Horseman are fast and equipped with bar spinners that could decapitate the hammer, but they barely won last time, and under questionable circumstances. It's pretty much flaming whack a mole! Tossup

O: Looks like all the moles got whacked! Although there was some friendly fire in the mix too. Either way, this turned out to be anti-climactic. Result: Blacksmith

Son Of Whyachi v Brutus

I: While SOW could be vulnerable to being thrown into the air on impact as happened last season, I don't think Brutus will be able to do such a thing. Barring that, SOW will probably wreck Brutus something fierce with those hammers. Solid Son Of Whyachi

O: Wow, Brutus actually managed to fight competently for once, credit where credit's due on that. Though it wasn't nearly so dramatic a defeat as last year for SOW, which this time got lifted lightly a few times and lost on that last when it landed upside down and Brutus let it be counted out. But then, perhaps this says more about SOW...idk, I just know it lost.Result: Brutus

Main Event, Icewave v Yeti

I: If Icewave, with its rather notoriously fair-weather system does what it needs to do, this match should be a close one, but one that nonetheless favors Yeti, known for quickly dismantling everything with its drum. If Icewave has the type of troubles that cost it the match against Nightmare last season, Yeti should obliterate it. Small chance though that Ice Wave could destroy Yeti's drum or wheels though. unlikely. Likely Yeti

O: I s'pose all of Icewave's failures the past two seasons made me assume the worst and downplay the actual power it has when everything works. However, discredit where discredit is due to Yeti for not going full on attack mode, and trying to stop it with a wedge rather than rush in and tip it over with the forks. Did not expect Yeti to actually die after one last impact though, hope that's just an anti-fluke. Result: Icewave

edited 9th Jun '18 1:16:22 AM by terlwyth

Previous Episode Betting: 1/5

Alright, I found the likely matches for Episode 6:

Sawblaze vs Reality: Saw Blaze did an excellent job at defeating Overhaul and clearly has an excellent saw. But the reality is, Reality has the design advantage as a spinner. There is a reasonable chance that Reality is underpowered or that Saw Blaze manages to pull a Red Devil v Witch Doctor and come in at the perfect angle and saw in, but besides that, Reality should have this one. Likely Reality

Petunia vs Monsoon: I was underwhelmed with Petunia's last win, but Monsoon despite its advantages, managed to get its weapon blown out by Red Devil's wedge. Still Monsoon is a spinner and Petunia will have to grab something quick before not being destroyed. Likely Monsoon

Rumble: Valkyrie vs Bale Spear vs Predator: None of these have faced off yet, but since Valkyrie is the spinner, I'll just assume it will win. Though I could see Predator successfully grab and tear apart the competition...kinda skeptical of Bale Spear. Likely Valkyrie

Warrior Dragon vs Chomp: If Warrior Dragon were a better robot, I'd say that this match is about a tie. But barring Chomp being top heavy and thus knocked over, it should be able to easily track the weak spot and hit it, just as it hit Bite Force last season and stopped Captain Shrederator [similarly designed] before that. Likely Chomp

Main Event: Bronco vs Bombshell: Last year, I predicted toss-ups when Bronco faced a spinner...the first time, Bronco won...the second time, it lost its wheels. So I will keep it at toss-up, because Bombshell having a wiring problem that stops it from self-righting, or pneumatic problem with Bronco would still happen. Mike Jeffries is a good strategist and driver, but the lack of self-righting and the design is far from good, even with the spinner advantage. Tossup

Alternates:

Basilisk vs Parallax: This is another drum spinner vs. flipper contest. I was not impressed with Basilisk last time, but know nothing about Parallax. If the wheels of Basilisk were exposed, I'd assume Parallax wins, but without that...it should come down to Parallax eating armor, or Basilisk flipping Parallax out of the ring or high enough to get damaged. Cop-out it may be, but Toss-up.

Captain Shrederator vs Subzero: I haven't ever seen Sub Zero do anything impressive, ever, and its flipper seems weak. I'm not impressed with either bot, but The Shrederator should have the advantage, not just because its a spinner, but because it has actually won something. Solid Captain Shrederator

edited 21st Jun '18 2:51:22 PM by terlwyth

Sawblaze vs Reality I: Saw Blaze did an excellent job at defeating Overhaul and clearly has an excellent saw. But the reality is, Reality has the design advantage as a spinner. There is a reasonable chance that Reality is underpowered or that Saw Blaze manages to pull a Red Devil v Witch Doctor and come in at the perfect angle and saw in, but besides that, Reality should have this one. Likely Reality

O: Reality ended up being a bit underpowered, and Saw Blaze used its under forks to push Reality around, and it got excellent saw hits in too. Winner: Saw Blaze

Petunia vs Monsoon: I: I was underwhelmed with Petunia's last win, but Monsoon despite its advantages, managed to get its weapon blown out by Red Devil's wedge. Still Monsoon is a spinner and Petunia will have to grab something quick before not being destroyed. Likely Monsoon

O: And I called it, though I did not expect Monsoon to almost do itself in by losing its weapon after slipping on hydraulic fluid, saved only by a slight wheel jerk to prove mobility. Still Petunia ended up on fire by the end. Winner: Monsoon

Rumble: Valkyrie vs Bale Spear vs Predator

I: None of these have faced off yet, but since Valkyrie is the spinner, I'll just assume it will win. Though I could see Predator successfully grab and tear apart the competition...kinda skeptical of Bale Spear. Likely Valkyrie

And I called it, though I did not expect Bale Spear to actually be able to keep going with half its tires gone after a silly charge, nor did I expect Predator to get K Od so early. Winner: Valkyrie

Warrior Dragon vs Chomp

I:If Warrior Dragon were a better robot, I'd say that this match is about a tie. But barring Chomp being top heavy and thus knocked over, it should be able to easily track the weak spot and hit it, just as it hit Bite Force last season and stopped Captain Shrederator [similarly designed] before that. Likely Chomp

O: Gee, yet another time the one allowance I make ends being the downfall that proves me wrong. Anyway, Warrior Dragon used its low stature to its advantage to stop Chomp from being able to get back up when its top-heaviness did it in. And it never did get the perfect hit. Also it seems that Warrior Dragon actually got a good hit at the bottom in. Winner: Warrior Dragon

Main Event, Bronco vs Bombshell

I: Last year, I predicted toss-ups when Bronco faced a spinner...the first time, Bronco won...the second time, it lost its wheels. So I will keep it at toss-up, because Bombshell having a wiring problem that stops it from self-righting, or pneumatic problem with Bronco could still happen. Mike Jeffries is a good strategist and driver, but the lack of self-righting and the design is far from good, even with the spinner advantage. Tossup

O: This was a toss-up just as I thought, and mostly went as I thought. Bronco definitely went for the wheels, but eventually, it got flipped over and...*drumroll* COULDN'T SELF-RIGHT. So yeah, Bronco easily flipped it out after that point. Pretty sad that this was the best fight since Yeti v Witch Doctor, man these "Main Events" have been a bummer. Winner: Bronco

Alternates:

Basilisk vs Parallax: This is another drum spinner vs. flipper contest. I was not impressed with Basilisk last time, but know nothing about Parallax. If the wheels of Basilisk were exposed, I'd assume Parallax wins, but without that...it should come down to Parallax eating armor, or Basilisk flipping Parallax out of the ring or high enough to get damaged. Cop-out it may be, but Toss-up.

''Captain Shrederator vs Subzero'

I: I haven't ever seen Sub Zero do anything impressive, ever, and its flipper seems weak. I'm not impressed with either bot, but The Shrederator should have the advantage, not just because it's a spinner, but because it has actually won something. Solid Captain Shrederator

O: It did have the advantage and was dominating the fight. But Sub Zero held off for a reasonable amount of time, and then Shrederator made one hit too hard, sending it flying into the walls, followed by landing in a way that it lost mobility. Winner: Sub Zero

EDIT: Also of note, Bale Spear again teamed up with drum-spinner Parallax against Basilisk and a double horizontal spinner called Double Dutch. I misunderstood the alternate and called it a toss-up with half the contestants. Apparently this match became a Product Placement of sorts for the new Jurassic World movie and it was Team Basilisk/Double Dutch that won

edited 21st Jun '18 3:12:47 PM by terlwyth

Previous Episode: 2/6

Okay, here's the list for Part 7, hopefully this one is even better:

Son of Whyachi vs Lucky: While there's a decent possibility that Lucky can get under So W's hammers and flip it before it gets up to speed, it seems far more likely that So W will just wreck it with the hammers. Likely Son of Whyachi

Sawblaze vs Mohawk: Sawblaze is red hot right now and Mohawk is Mohawk. Solid Saw Blaze

Whiplash vs Mecha Rampage: Mecha Rampage has a powerful weapon, but it seems like it should have a bad turn radius, and if it flips and can't drive inverted...it's curtains. Whiplash on the other hand has two small, but surprisingly effective weapons, though slightly vulnerable to being chopped. The advantage here clearly lies with Whiplash, but not insurmountably so. Lean Whiplash

Overhaul vs Chomp: While Overhaul can be a good control bot, and Chomp is very vulnerable because of its top heaviness...it only needs one hit and Chomp doesn't have any easy grabs. Also Overhaul lost last season to another hammer bot...the very much missed beta. I'd be surprised to see Chomp fall to another flawed bot as it did last episode. Likely Chomp

Main Event, Bite Force vs End Game: Both have an amazing run so far, and both are very powerful. Both also have a crippling weakness. Bite Force has a blade that seems to not be very reliable, while End Game seems to be have stability problems. Since Paul Ventimiglia is a veteran and seems likely to know better what to do should Bite Force be forced to push, I'll give a slight edge to Bite Force even if it's technically any bots game. Tilt Bite Force

Rumble, Axe Backwards vs Deviled Egg vs Basilisk: Basilisk doesn't seem to have the most powerful flipper, and Axe Backwards has a huge liability with those wheels. Deviled Egg may have lost and seems a little fragile, but it seems to be the most straightforward in design, and therefore its drum should have the advantage. It's true that it stumbled badly the last time I made a prediction, but back then, all the rumblers were untested. I could be wrong, and I wager any of them have a chance, but the Egg seems best atm. Lean Deviled Egg

Its a bit sad most of our other members seem to have not returned. I wonder if they are aware its even airing?

Agreed, it's lonely here, and I've considered moving over to Reddit until Gotham or Svt Fo E or Stranger Things return because of this. It's tiring being a prediction wall with no counter-arguments or things to add.

The funny thing is, there's even more material to work with and the quality is far better now.

Son of Whyachi vs Lucky

I: While there's a decent possibility that Lucky can get under So W's hammers and flip it before it gets up to speed, it seems far more likely that So W will just wreck it with the hammers. Likely Son of Whyachi

O: Yeah, Lucky didn't get there in time, so despite the wedge hits and attempting to flip. So W's hammers just did their thing: Winner: Son of Whyachi

Saw Blaze vs Mohawk

I: Sawblaze is red hot right now and Mohawk is Mohawk. Solid Saw Blaze

O: No surprises here. Saw Blaze won

Whiplash vs Mecha Rampage

I: Mecha Rampage has a powerful weapon, but it seems like it should have a bad turn radius, and if it flips and can't drive inverted...it's curtains. Whiplash on the other hand has two small, but surprisingly effective weapons, though slightly vulnerable to being chopped. The advantage here clearly lies with Whiplash, but not insurmountably so. Lean Whiplash

O: Well I was wrong about it being invertible, but the turn radius did it [Mecha Rampage] in. It just got completely box-rushed and pinned with no way down. Whiplash didn't even need to do much else. Anti-climactic. Winner: Whiplash

Overhaul vs Chomp

I: While Overhaul can be a good control bot, and Chomp is very vulnerable because of its top heaviness...it only needs one hit and Chomp doesn't have any easy grabs. Also Overhaul lost last season to another hammer bot...the very much missed beta. I'd be surprised to see Chomp fall to another flawed bot as it did last episode. 'Likely Chomp

O: Wow, I must have really underestimated Chomp's problems with self-righting. Though I didn't expect the auto-system to act up as it did either. Overhaul did have a hard time grabbing, and this eventually caused it to have problems towards the end. Credit for disabling the self-right and managing to stay on top despite Chomp making an excellent comeback, even getting the beta hit. This was probably the first really interesting fight where I had expected otherwise. Also the first time the Judge's seemingly go for Chomp in a close sitch, a bit surprised it unanimously against it though. Winner: Overhaul by Judge's Decision

Main Event, Bite Force vs End Game

I: Both have an amazing run so far, and both are very powerful. Both also have a crippling weakness. Bite Force has a blade that seems to not be very reliable, while End Game seems to be have stability problems. Since Paul Ventimiglia is a veteran and seems likely to know better what to do should Bite Force be forced to push, I'll give a slight edge to Bite Force even if it's technically any bots game. Tilt Bite Force

O: Looks like End Game's stability problems did it in. To be fair there was a moment where it looked like Bite Force lost its mobility...ironic considering it's usually a powerful mover with a crappy blade. End Game probably should've gone for it. Yeah, this was pretty anti-climactic. But most fights between two great warriors with the same attributes often are finished just by one simple mistake. Winner: Bite Force

Rumble, Axe Backwards vs Deviled Egg vs Basilisk'

I: Basilisk doesn't seem to have the most powerful flipper, and Axe Backwards has a huge liability with those wheels. Deviled Egg may have lost and seems a little fragile, but it seems to be the most straightforward in design, and therefore its drum should have the advantage. It's true that it stumbled badly the last time I made a prediction, but back then, all the rumblers were untested. I could be wrong, and I wager any of them have a chance, but the Egg seems best atm. Lean Deviled Egg

O: Hey look I was right, Deviled Egg won by default thanks to its design

Looks like 5/6 correct, which is definitely an esteem boost after the last few flubs

Edited by terlwyth on Jun 28th 2018 at 2:36:57 AM

And here's Episode 8's predictions.

Rotato R vs Warrior Dragon: Commendations for Warrior Dragon managing to knock Chomp over enough times to deny it victory, but it still lost power while doing so. As for Rotato R, it may be a little underpowered and vulnerable at the wheels, but is is invertible and has two blades in case one cops out. The advantage then, goes to Rotato R, which can go in and "open up Warrior like a tuna can". Likely Rotato R

Reality vs DUCK!: I wasn't impressed with Reality's performance last time, and unlike the last time, it doesn't have much an inherent advantage. And DUCK! truly owned its last rumble with it's durability. Solid DUCK!

Hyper Shock vs Battle Royale w/Cheese: Normally, I'd say Battle Royale is doomed. However, its opponent too has had troubles getting the components to work in the past. It could well be a case of whom cracks out first. However, Hyper Shock has won big at some point, and quite convincingly. This should be a solid, but HS's drive lowers to Likely Hyper Shock

Blacksmith vs Witch Doctor: Witch Doctor has often disappointed in spite of its raw power, especially this season, but it is fast. Blacksmith on the other hand, has done much better this season, but it is a little bit lacking in power and has the disadavantage of being a hammer up against a drum spinner. Both will go the distance though to the end. Hard call, I may eat my words, but Tilt Witch Doctor

Main Event, Bronco vs Lockjaw: Another hard call. On one hand, Bronco has had hit [Bombshell, Razorback, Chrome Fly] - and - miss [Minotaur, Tombstone] chances against spinners and its front wheels remain vulnerable. On the other, Lockjaw already got stuck in the screws once, which would leave it open to a flip, and it has underperformed overall. Bronco is powerful, but Lockjaw is fast. Hmmm. Cop out it may be, but I'm calling this a Toss-up. Can't wait to see how this one goes.

Edited by terlwyth on Jun 28th 2018 at 4:03:15 AM

a bit of a weak week, malfunctions all over the place. but witch Doctor surviving the screw is probably the hypest part of the night

Still getting used to the new format...but I couldn't seem to find it. So a quick sum-up.

Looks like I got all of them correct. Even if barely so in the case of DUCK!, or a bit understated, as was the case with Hyper Shock...ironically, the one bot with a history of malfunctions, and it's the one that worked fine. Even the Main Event could've gone either way, though not so the reasons I hoped.

Also didn't expect a literal Deus ex Machina for Witch Doctor vs. Blacksmith to occur. But I guess voodoo is real.

Very disappointed with all the malfunctions so far, but that's what happens when you have rushed builds

Edited by terlwyth on Jun 29th 2018 at 10:10:27 AM

••• And here's Episode 9's predictions.

Chomp vs HUGE: This is one that puts both in weird situation. Chomp has pretty much nothing it can really hit on HUGE, except hope for a crack shot in the middle of the wheels and blade. But HUGE won't have the height advantage anymore it's been using and will need to hit the self-righters. But since HUGE self-rights better while Chomp flails...Tilt HUGE

War Hawk vs Brutus: I respect Brutus for its last victory, I really do. But it still has that one other loss on it and that whole other season where it did nothing impressive. Whereas War Hawk has one good win and looks almost like End Game with more stability. Likely War Hawk

Petunia vs Captain Shrederator: Petunia has a nice wedge that can deflect most horizontal spinners, but Captain Shrederator is difficult to grab and fast as a spinner. This one might be the hardest to judge. On one hand, Captain Shrederator could end up flipped with the right ramming and left unable to drive, or successfully grabbed, or do itself in by shredding Petunia's hydraulic line. On the other hand, Petunia could do itself in by grabbing too late and losing the tip, or it could get decapitated. Toss-Up

Bombshell vs Yeti: Bombshell is liable to being flipped and unable to self-right. Yeti only needs to use its forks there. Also Bombshell had a wiring problem on its weapon whereas Yeti has been solid there. I mean Yeti's practically Tombstone when it comes to power. I do an outside chance of Bombshell managing to actually bust Yeti's drive again, and Greg is a bit reckless at times. But given records... Likely Yeti

Main Event, Skorpios vs Ice Wave: If this were Saw Blaze, I'd call this a toss-up, but I don't think Skorpio has a long enough saw to effectively saw into Ice Wave's top. If Ice Wave was a bit more reliable, this would be a Solid. But since the slight possibility of it breaking down in some way could happen, especially this season...Likely Ice Wave

Bonus, Mecha Rampage vs Double Jeopardy: Neither have really been impressive, but since Mecha Rampage doesn't have a "fire's only once weapon" Solid Mecha Rampage.

Edited by terlwyth on Jul 6th 2018 at 10:04:52 AM

Chomp vs HUGE

I: This is one that puts both in weird situation. Chomp has pretty much nothing it can really hit on HUGE, except hope for a crack shot in the middle of the wheels and blade. But HUGE won't have the height advantage anymore it's been using and will need to hit the self-righters. But since HUGE self-rights better while Chomp flails...Tilt HUGE

O: So, I seriously underestimated HUGE this time, even while betting it'd win. It actually knocked over Chomp and the whole affair got blo...er parts-ier? from there on. Most impressive was that it was able to destroy Chomp's hammer by twisting it.Winner: HUGE by Judge's Decision

War Hawk vs Brutus

I: I respect Brutus for its last victory, I really do. But it still has that one other loss on it and that whole other season where it did nothing impressive. Whereas War Hawk has one good win and looks almost like End Game with more stability. Likely War Hawk

O: Wow, I have to admit, I did not see that one coming. It began as I expected with Brutus being flipped on impact and momentarily took out the weapon. But then Brutus actually flipped itself back by hitting the wall...which is hard! And what's more, War Hawk lost most of their mobility on that impact...didn't see that coming. Finally Brutus finished it off, or enough for War Hawk to need one second more than the countdown to get moving again. Winner: Brutus

Petunia vs Captain Shrederator

I: Petunia has a nice wedge that can deflect most horizontal spinners, but Captain Shrederator is difficult to grab and fast as a spinner. This one might be the hardest to judge. On one hand, Captain Shrederator could end up flipped with the right ramming and left unable to drive, or successfully grabbed, or do itself in by shredding Petunia's hydraulic line. On the other hand, Petunia could do itself in by grabbing too late and losing the tip, or it could get decapitated. Toss-Up

Well, it wasn't a flip, but Shrederator did get hit hard enough to lose power, and it got grabbed after that. Petunia successfully punctured the batteries. All in all, this one was a bit anti-climactic. Winner: Petunia

Bombshell vs Yeti

I: ''Bombshell is liable to being flipped and unable to self-right. Yeti only needs to use its forks there. Also Bombshell had a wiring problem on its weapon whereas Yeti has been solid there. I mean Yeti's practically Tombstone when it comes to power. I do an outside chance of Bombshell managing to actually bust Yeti's drive again, and Greg is a bit reckless at times. But given records... Likely Yeti

O: Okay, I'm pretty angry about the outcome on this one, even as I have much preferred Yeti and squeamish on Bombshell's current design. It seems I got wrong which battle would be the Toss-up and which would be the curb-stomp. Anyway, Yeti started off strong by taking out Bombshell's left wheel with the drum, but after enough hits, that drum died, and Bombshell just kept on coming. Then Yeti deployed the forks, but like Chomp's hammer vs. HUGE that was just a death warrant signed. So then it became a shoving contest, with both bots trying to use the screws. In the end however, Bombshell ended up on fire, which I think was the final straw, but still not the call I would've gone with. As a final aside, a slightly different beginning in last seasons semi-finals would've brought these two bots against each other in the championship instead of Tombstone. Winner Yeti by Judge's Decision

Main Event, Skorpios vs Ice Wave

I: If this were Saw Blaze, I'd call this a toss-up, but I don't think Skorpios has a long enough saw to effectively saw into Ice Wave's top. If Ice Wave was a bit more reliable, this would be a Solid. But since the slight possibility of it breaking down in some way could happen, especially this season...Likely Ice Wave

O: Okay first off, this is a Main Event actually worth being a Main Event. But I'll add that the larger and longer Saw Blaze would've easily won this battle just because it'd be harder for Ice Wave to hit and effect. That said, in spite of Ice Wave disabling Skorpio's weapon and hitting one of the wedge pieces. Skorpios just kept on coming and pushing it into the screws before the weapon could power-up. Given how Ice Wave is powered, that can actually damage it pretty easily. Honestly, if I had known this is how the outcome would be, I would've rated this a Toss-up and Saw Blaze as Solidly favored. That said, once again, I don't agree with the Judge's Decision, even normally, I tend to favor defensive maneuvers over raw power. Winner: Skorpios by Judge's Decision

Bonus, Mecha Rampage vs Double Jeopardy

I: Neither have really been impressive, but since Mecha Rampage doesn't have a "fire's only once weapon," Solid Mecha Rampage.

O: TBA, may just read Battlebots Update for that result since I don't get Science Channel.

I only got 2 correct this time, but to be fair, two of those battles were nail-biting.

I think this might be the best round of fights since the first episode. Not a single dud at all. Even the anti-climactic one was impressive and quick.