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Reel it in.

So, I was saying before about posting a really long, super ridiculous, nonsensical, run on sentence, and here it is, that really long, super ridiculous, nonsensical, run on sentence, because I'm bored and have nothing better to do right now, and I know this will annoy some of you, which is always a bonus, because you can never be too complacent, that's when terrible things happen, when you're too complacent, because if you're miserable, you figure, well it can't get much worse than this, and usually you're right, but when you're complacent, happy, and content, that's when terrible things happen, because things can always get worse if things are not bad at all, and if I annoy some of you, that gets you, at least temporarily, out of your complacency, warding off anything more terrible, but this is not a guarantee that terrible things still won't happen to you, they could, but being awoken from your complacency lessens the chances of that happening, or at least that's my theory, just one of many theories I have about life, the universe, and everything, and while 42 may be an answer to that, it is not the answer to that, that being the answer to the questions and theories about life, the universe, and everything, because how can a simple number be the definitive answer to everything in a universe so complexly complex that not even the greatest minds of all time, not even Douglas Adams at his most insightful, have come to terms with everything the universe has to offer, all the great unanswered, and quite possibly unanswerable, questions of the universe, like, for instance, if there is a god, why haven't we been able to find him, over the course of thousands of years of his supposed existence, or is he just the universal champion at hide and seek, a somewhat sacrilegious notion, but valid, in a humorous way, nonetheless, because there are some things you can say in jest that would get you in trouble if you presented them as serious arguments, as George Carlin discovered midway through his career, tackling religion head on in his comedy, where he was safe, usually, in presenting his ideas in a way that didn't threaten the establishment, and I think you all know the dangers of offending the establishment until you can actually find a way to beat the establishment, like gay marriage, the establishment was totally against that, and when I say totally, I don't mean that everyone was against it, obviously, but the establishment at large was against it, until gay marriage was legalized, and now those who oppose gay marriage are called out on their bigotry, like that one bitch who wouldn't issue marriage licenses for gay couples, and then eventually stopped giving out marriage licenses altogether, and I'm thinking, bitch, if you can't do your job, then quit, but she didn't, and she eventually went to jail for her refusal to give marriage license to gay couple, but then she got out of jail, and I really hope the bitch doesn't have any kind of government job at all, we've already got enough assholes in the government as it is, but here's an idea, maybe Chump can hire her as the new press secretary, she couldn't be worse than that dough faced liar we had before, or maybe she could be worse, since nothing is guaranteed, but it would really be hard to be worse than her, she'd really have to work hard at it, which is more than she did when she was handing out marriage licences, or not handing them out, as the case may be.

Tune in next time when I offer my views on reincarnation, karma, and just what 42 means.

Edited by atimnie on Sep 3rd 2019 at 11:53:16 AM

U could insert your views on the topics you mentioned into your long sentence, because, seriously, that sentence could be longer to offend more people, unless you want to keep us tropers in suspense as well as bump up the post count, to which I say "Good job!"

Very long sentence I posted, one page and then some.

Want some more, you say?

Xorry, but no!

Yikes, that's a stretch.

Zany word of the day: Xorry!

Are we disqualifying people for cheating?

But if we did that, who would be left?

Cocking nora, hopefully not James May.

Dafuq was that supposed to mean?

Either way, did I miss anything?

Edited by ElfenLiedFan90 on Sep 6th 2019 at 12:21:02 AM

Far less than I did.

Good, Pinkie.

Hey Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Edited by atimnie on Sep 5th 2019 at 5:50:39 AM

I think you forgot to bold.

Ja, der bolden wuzz vergotten, ist corrected now.

Kay, that's sweet, and when I said hopefully not James May, I meant that hopefully he wouldn't be the one to win the game.

Loser's James, why do you hate 'im so?

Man in question is always going about making lectures and lessons about the most uninteresting things.

Now I actually agree with you regarding that.

Oh no!

Perhaps I could dissuade the negative opinion of James by posting another long sentence...

Edited by atimnie on Sep 7th 2019 at 2:50:48 PM

Quickly tell who James is.

Ready.

So, James May used to be a presenter on Top Gear (UK).

The man was an engineering genius, who could fix and maintain a lot of mechanical equipment.

Unfortunately, he spent a lot of time fawning over technology of old, history books, and the superiority of the British Empire in general, and as a result came off as impractical, condescending, boorish and boring most of the time.

Very good cook, though.

Want anything else explained?

Edited by BrightLight on Sep 8th 2019 at 2:45:18 AM

Xerxes's life?

Edited by VXXXN on Sep 7th 2019 at 10:48:29 PM

You know, unfortunately I'll have to pass on that, since I don't have a clue on who Xerxes is.