Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
The guy gets a pass. You and the bouncer don't.
I eat a spoonful of kiviak every morning and only threw up twice!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
One time too many.
I had a professional wrestler screw in white hot nails into my eyelids.
And then there was silence
Shocking Gun!
You didn't say how many, but I will let you pass with a warning.
My morning exercise contains me headbutting, punching and kneeing a heated metallic wall 100 times with each body part. And if I feel extra sleepy, I bring in the spiked metal wall
edited 15th Apr '14 9:27:39 AM by TPPR10
Continue the bloodline, Fujimaru!
You've got the scars, so head on in.
I entered the Daytona 500 and won the race on foot.
Pending-Arrival Dragon
That's pretty darn fast... Meh, you're in.
I've beaten Queen Larsa on God mode, on Hell difficulty, without dying, bombing, or collecting any powerups... and defeated Spiritual Larsa just as easily.
edited 15th Apr '14 11:14:34 AM by Dreigonix
Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
Hey Man That's Not Cool
EDIT: Well dang. What are you waiting for!? Come on in!
I beat Niddhoggr in an eating contest to see who could finish the World Tree first. Then I had to walk through Ragnorok to use the bathroom. I came out with only a few scars on my back.
edited 15th Apr '14 11:20:47 AM by SeniorLeeroyBeefcake
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Oh, some kind of Norse mythology scholar? I think you might fit in better at Weenie Hut Jr's
How tough am I? I once used my abs to grate a cinderblock down to powder.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Eh, you get a one day pass.
How tough am I?
HOW TOUGH AM I?!
Who the hell do you think I am?!
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Hey Man That's Not Cool
I think you're not that guy. Don't worry, he'll see you later when he's done with the Salty Spitoon.
How tough am I? My heart pumps hardened concrete through my veins to let me toss killer whales into space!
edited 15th Apr '14 1:26:23 PM by SeniorLeeroyBeefcake
First in and first knocked out
I'm not nearly as slow on the uptake as you think. Concrete for blood? Please. As if that's new.
How tough am I? How tough am I? Listen to this.
Salty Spittoon is the place that little baby girls go to take their baby girl milk and have their baby girl diapers changed.
(five minutes later)
Now that I'm done clearing this place out. May I have a drink?
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Sinful Saint
Not tough enough. You asked for the drink.
How tough am I? I hacked Final Fantasy VII so that I could kill Aerith myself.
If you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Hey Man That's Not Cool
You had to hack into it? Will yourself into the game next time and we have a deal.
How tough am I? I jump into space and swim to push the moon into and out of place for every solar eclipse.
What's eatin' you, chief?
Bitch, please, my grandmother could push bigger celestial bodies than you and she's two hundred and thirty six years old! Go back to your school's academic team you wuss!
How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM !? I once watched an entire DarkSydePhil video without crying more than six times!
War is God.
Pending-Arrival Dragon
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
please...please just...go. don't come near me, you soulless monster!
How tough am I? I can balance an eighteen-wheeler on my left pinkie finger.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Hey Man That's Not Cool
Hm... Take a step forward and see if it stays there.
How tough am I? I give Stone Cold Stunners to sky scrapers.
Not strong enough.
I killed the Waterwraith in it's invincible form.
What's eatin' you, chief?
Yeah, okay. Do that on NG+++++++++++++++++++++++++ without any perks, stat buffs, or critical hits and then we'll talk.
git gud skrublord
How tough am I?! I beat Dark Souls in just under a hundred hours!
War is God.
Sinful Saint
But how many times did you die?
How tough am I? I played Fatal Frame and then went on a Robitussin Trip for shits and giggles.
edited 15th Apr '14 6:10:08 PM by Frishman
If you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Nice.
Tattoos? What tattoos? These are iron-on transfers.
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
Hmm, I guess you can come in.
I won a bar fight by willing my opponent into beating himself into unconsciousness with a pool cue.
intrepid sword
Naah. Last guy who did something similar slipped on an ice cube and had to get hospitalized.
My morning commute involves getting launched out of a cannon for a distance ten miles. Without a parachute.
edited 15th Apr '14 10:21:59 PM by foxmccloud4387
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
...And I see no scratches or bruises. Very well, you can go.
I use nitroglycerin as my preferred condiment!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Nitrogalecarin? Neeeeeeeeerd! I think you belong over there.
-WEENIE HUT JR.?!-
I'm so tough, I could get forum ninja'D, then will the post that came before mine, to come after mine!
And then there was silence
Show me the pics and I'll let you through.
Some wretch at a nightclub had the gall to say that he laughed while watching Schindler's List. I teamed up with the bouncer to beat the bastard to a bloody pulp.
edited 15th Apr '14 8:05:17 AM by IchigoMontoya