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IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Apr 15th 2014 at 8:05:02 AM

Show me the pics and I'll let you through.

Some wretch at a nightclub had the gall to say that he laughed while watching Schindler's List. I teamed up with the bouncer to beat the bastard to a bloody pulp.

edited 15th Apr '14 8:05:17 AM by IchigoMontoya

ArmoredFury chill from a bloodless battlefield
chill
Apr 15th 2014 at 8:19:55 AM

The guy gets a pass. You and the bouncer don't.

I eat a spoonful of kiviak every morning and only threw up twice!

God isn't proud of us for being dead.
trip >:] from the land of the lost horizon
>:]
Apr 15th 2014 at 9:01:25 AM

One time too many.

I had a professional wrestler screw in white hot nails into my eyelids.

do you know who you are
TPPR10 Questioning about Heaven from Suomus Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Questioning about Heaven
Apr 15th 2014 at 9:26:15 AM

You didn't say how many, but I will let you pass with a warning.

My morning exercise contains me headbutting, punching and kneeing a heated metallic wall 100 times with each body part. And if I feel extra sleepy, I bring in the spiked metal wall

edited 15th Apr '14 9:27:39 AM by TPPR10

IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Apr 15th 2014 at 10:25:00 AM

You've got the scars, so head on in.

I entered the Daytona 500 and won the race on foot.

Dreigonix Pending-Arrival Dragon from on a quest somewhere Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Pending-Arrival Dragon
Apr 15th 2014 at 11:14:03 AM

That's pretty darn fast... Meh, you're in.

I've beaten Queen Larsa on God mode, on Hell difficulty, without dying, bombing, or collecting any powerups... and defeated Spiritual Larsa just as easily.

edited 15th Apr '14 11:14:34 AM by Dreigonix

Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
SeniorLeeroyBeefcake Hey Man That's Not Cool Relationship Status: In your bunk
Hey Man That's Not Cool
Apr 15th 2014 at 11:19:21 AM

EDIT: Well dang. What are you waiting for!? Come on in!

I beat Niddhoggr in an eating contest to see who could finish the World Tree first. Then I had to walk through Ragnorok to use the bathroom. I came out with only a few scars on my back.

edited 15th Apr '14 11:20:47 AM by SeniorLeeroyBeefcake

Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Apr 15th 2014 at 11:40:32 AM

Oh, some kind of Norse mythology scholar? I think you might fit in better at Weenie Hut Jr's

How tough am I? I once used my abs to grate a cinderblock down to powder.

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Trip >:] from the land of the lost horizon
>:]
Apr 15th 2014 at 12:10:08 PM

Eh, you get a one day pass.

How tough am I?

HOW TOUGH AM I?!

Who the hell do you think I am?!

do you know who you are
SeniorLeeroyBeefcake Hey Man That's Not Cool Relationship Status: In your bunk
Hey Man That's Not Cool
Apr 15th 2014 at 1:25:29 PM

I think you're not that guy. Don't worry, he'll see you later when he's done with the Salty Spitoon.

How tough am I? My heart pumps hardened concrete through my veins to let me toss killer whales into space!

edited 15th Apr '14 1:26:23 PM by SeniorLeeroyBeefcake

pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
Apr 15th 2014 at 1:54:03 PM

I'm not nearly as slow on the uptake as you think. Concrete for blood? Please. As if that's new.

How tough am I? How tough am I? Listen to this.

Salty Spittoon is the place that little baby girls go to take their baby girl milk and have their baby girl diapers changed.

(five minutes later)

Now that I'm done clearing this place out. May I have a drink?

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Frishman Sinful Saint from Baton Rouge, LA Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Sinful Saint
Apr 15th 2014 at 2:32:54 PM

Not tough enough. You asked for the drink.

How tough am I? I hacked Final Fantasy VII so that I could kill Aerith myself.

If you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.
SeniorLeeroyBeefcake Hey Man That's Not Cool Relationship Status: In your bunk
Hey Man That's Not Cool
Apr 15th 2014 at 2:41:08 PM

You had to hack into it? Will yourself into the game next time and we have a deal.

How tough am I? I jump into space and swim to push the moon into and out of place for every solar eclipse.

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
Apr 15th 2014 at 3:37:11 PM

Bitch, please, my grandmother could push bigger celestial bodies than you and she's two hundred and thirty six years old! Go back to your school's academic team you wuss!

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM !? I once watched an entire DarkSydePhil video without crying more than six times!

War is God.
Dreigonix Pending-Arrival Dragon from on a quest somewhere Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Pending-Arrival Dragon
Apr 15th 2014 at 3:55:37 PM

That's still too many to get into here, sorry.

Yesterday, I killed a Savage Deviljho while naked... with my bare hands.

Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Apr 15th 2014 at 4:03:01 PM

please...please just...go. don't come near me, you soulless monster!

How tough am I? I can balance an eighteen-wheeler on my left pinkie finger.

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
SeniorLeeroyBeefcake Hey Man That's Not Cool Relationship Status: In your bunk
Hey Man That's Not Cool
Apr 15th 2014 at 4:17:33 PM

Hm... Take a step forward and see if it stays there.

How tough am I? I give Stone Cold Stunners to sky scrapers.

Jondanger23 i know he ate a cheese from the middle of nowhere Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
i know he ate a cheese
Apr 15th 2014 at 4:44:04 PM

Not strong enough.

I killed the Waterwraith in it's invincible form.

everything i have done so far in my life has probably been a bad idea.
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
Apr 15th 2014 at 5:58:16 PM

Yeah, okay. Do that on NG+++++++++++++++++++++++++ without any perks, stat buffs, or critical hits and then we'll talk.

git gud skrublord

How tough am I?! I beat Dark Souls in just under a hundred hours!

War is God.
Frishman Sinful Saint from Baton Rouge, LA Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Sinful Saint
Apr 15th 2014 at 6:06:16 PM

But how many times did you die?

How tough am I? I played Fatal Frame and then went on a Robitussin Trip for shits and giggles.

edited 15th Apr '14 6:10:08 PM by Frishman

If you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Jhimmibhob from Where the tea is sweet, and the cornbread ain't Relationship Status: My own grandpa
Apr 15th 2014 at 6:21:13 PM

Nice.

Tattoos? What tattoos? These are iron-on transfers.

"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Apr 15th 2014 at 10:15:00 PM

Hmm, I guess you can come in.

I won a bar fight by willing my opponent into beating himself into unconsciousness with a pool cue.

foxmccloud4387 intrepid sword from the pizza category
intrepid sword
Apr 15th 2014 at 10:21:42 PM

Naah. Last guy who did something similar slipped on an ice cube and had to get hospitalized.

My morning commute involves getting launched out of a cannon for a distance ten miles. Without a parachute.

edited 15th Apr '14 10:21:59 PM by foxmccloud4387

I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
ArmoredFury chill from a bloodless battlefield
chill
Apr 15th 2014 at 10:27:14 PM

...And I see no scratches or bruises. Very well, you can go.

I use nitroglycerin as my preferred condiment!

God isn't proud of us for being dead.
trip >:] from the land of the lost horizon
>:]
Apr 16th 2014 at 4:32:25 AM

Nitrogalecarin? Neeeeeeeeerd! I think you belong over there.

-WEENIE HUT JR.?!-

I'm so tough, I could get forum ninja'D, then will the post that came before mine, to come after mine!

do you know who you are

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