sorry I'm having trouble uploading the image. (It's a poster for Disney's Home on the Range).
Obama. That is all.
Is this a Jo Jo reference?Nay, you fools! It was Lord Duckus, Overlord of the ducks! He is planning to kill all humans and take over the world with his duck army!
The only ones capable of stopping him are the penguins. Let us pray they win...
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.I know! Cynicism and Political debates!
Clearly arguing over what to do before going back to continue doing what you did before must have some hand in this.
§◄►§Obviously global warming is caused by the New World Order, which is run by sapient chilli peppers. They want to spice up the world...for their own evil ambitions.
No, it's caused by the mass production of Harold's Glow-In-The-Dark Brand Butter, which is done in a factory run by unborn Kishin eggs that are holding Plucky Duck postage, so that they can make him work for them and eventually turn him in for money after framing him for causing global warming, and then after enough butter has been produced, all living organisms will be rendered helpless and live in fear... OF GIANT KILLER CLOWNS THAT WILL DROWN YOU AND STAB YOU WITH GIANT FORKS! AAAAAAAAH!
But we don't have to worry about THAT!
edited 8th Jul '15 4:21:27 PM by TheKaBlammer
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!clearly global warming is the effect of the great old ones slow plan to consume all live on earth we just have not seen it yet
i have no idea why i did thisThe hordes of Satan are upon us, warming up the planet to make it a new hell! DEMONS! BE GONE FROM THIS WORLD!
Blog linkIt's caused by the sun, you idiots! The sun warms everything, so we should get rid of the sun!
Your momma's so dumb she thinks oral sex means talking dirty.Global Warming is caused by Donald Trump's hair.
Actually it's quite simple.
The idiots running this computer keep upgrading the processing speed by shoving more people in, but haven't bothered splashing out on some more effective cooling methods.
Al Gore. He is filled with hot air., after all.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!For generations, parents have told children to "Eat everything on your plate, or the weather will be bad tomorrow."
Now, considering that good weather is usually considered to consist of sunshine, there we have the explanation.
And by now, we have fat children and global warming.
Though I have to say, the Donald Trump's hair explanation also sounds plausible.
Oreo biscuits are, in themselves, a rip-off of a brand called Hydrox, and as Oreos became increasingly popular it lead to everyone thinking Oreos were original. This lead Hydrox to further promote their biscuits by making a website to exclusively buy them online from. By going on the website, you are on an electronic device, which means you are using electricity that (probably) came from greenhouse gases. So there, Hydrox is the cause of global warming.
The Incubator's attempt to undo entropy gone horribly wrong
Taco Bell. Everyone gets glued to the toilet and the toilets get angry at having to literally take people's... poop all the time, and that makes the toilets give off anger fumes which gradually warm up the atmosphere.
Im on a long hiatus/quitted because im burnt out sorryPirates
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort characterJust as Fire is the leading cause of fire, global warming is the leading cause of global warming.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."Josh, who couldn't prevent the forest fires.
The Fire Nation attacking.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."Obama, duh!
Global warming is caused by Nebby not getting in the bag.
edited 21st Sep '14 6:34:27 PM by DCfanboyOfTheFLASH