So, taking a bit and this line stuck out:

Why do I think that would make an interesting movie?

"You slammed into my bumper."

"Sorry, man. I'll pay for the damage."

"No payment. Except with your life, friend."

"wha...?"

"You have dishonoured me. I must fight you to... THE DEATH."

Isn't that basically the entire premise of The Transporter?

I'm now imagining Guile and Ken fighting each other in the middle of an intersection with two minorly damaged cars next to them.

"In a World… between drivers and passengers..."

\*Car bumps into the rear of another one dealing a minor fender bender*

\*J Random Extra gets out of the offending car*

J Random Extra: "I'm sorry! Are you alright?"

Johnny Rage: "You hit me motherfucker!"

\*both characters break out into kung fu fighting*

"One man will start an adventure..."

Newscaster: "Reports are coming in of increasing traffic pileups..."

Jack Bender: One of these days Mr. Rage you're going to find the road is a different place...

...to evade traffic!

\*Random fight scene images, car chases, explosions, and crashes pass by*

"Nicholas Cage."

Random Sidekick #2: "Red light! Red light!"

"Kevin Bacon."

Random Civilian #56: "The things you have to do on the road these days."

"..and some random dork who's not going to appear in the movie star in..."

Random Love Interest: "Johnny! Pedestrians!"

\*Car barrels onto the sidewalk.*

"Road Rage."

"Coming Summer 2013. See more at roadrage.com. This film is not yet rated."

edited 9th Jun '12 11:42:01 AM by MajorTom

Wouldn't it be roadragemovie.com due to those damn cybersquatters?

That. Was. Epic.

That'll make a good-bad movie.

Goodbad? I need to try to create my own vocab. Anyone up for an argurant?

Meanwhile, I'm waiting for Dad to give me the driver's ed book(s) so I can work to get my driver's permit!

So, I've had my license for well over a year now...

You can drive? SEE

YOU CAN VISIT ME, DADDY

AND GIVE YOUR FAVOURITE SON A BIG PRESENT

...

Ahem.

I'm going to be 17 next month, which means that I can finally learn how to drive! Which is epic. My dad'll teach me, apparently. He's got about 20 years under his belt. Ohohohohoh.

Drive all the way to Birmigham to visit you? Fat chance, bro.

Also, I'm sure you'll be a great driver... for the first thirty seconds or so until something distracts you.

-cries- I was going to drive down to Dusseldorf to visit my daddy, but you can forget about that. Hmmphff.

Oh, hahahahah. You're so funny. I'll be a better driver than you. I'll get to 160 and then I'll overtake Ferraris or something. Granted, I will be driving my mother's tichy Mercedes A-Class, but still. 160, bro. 160.

Düsseldorf? I'd be safe then, thank god, that's pretty far off.

The A-class... friend of mine drives one of those. Vicious beast, and good luck trying to get to 160, mph or kph. Not that you're allowed to go that fast in your country anyway...

Because it would. Unfortunately, Motor Kombat is already taken.

@ Plaz. You live somewhere near there, I know!

160 km/h! You know I don't use the silly system!

For a certain definition of near, yes. One that has the sun "near" earth for example.

If you think you're man enough to drive that fast in that car, sure.

Just you watch, bro.

Well, better hope you don't run into a moose...

I've gone faster. (That's just shy of 100 mph. My fastest speed in a car was nearly 200 kph. 190 kph approximately.)

160 km/h? Not impressing me, Hopey. My grandma drives faster than that (no, really, she does. It's actually quite terrifying to drive with her sometimes).

I've gone over 190 before.

Hey! Cut some slack, man. I'm only one month and one day away from being the age where I can apply to learn how to operate a motor vehicle.

Fun fact: at 14, one can legally drive a mode, and at 12, one can legally drive a tractor. I could be a fermin' mod.