Thus begins the reign of King Vanilia of the Coke Dynasty

So my on campus convenience store has stopped stocking regular coca-cola and now only carries diet varients and other exotic flavors, but sitting in the racks that were once the throne of King Classic is King Vanilla. Adding a touch of complex sweetness to the debate, King Vanilla has ushered in a new era of deliciousness in my trips to the store.

Long live the 'Nilla!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.

HERESY!

King Vanilla retreated from these shores

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I give it a week before someone tries to burn the place down.

"I know where I am, I just don't know where I am in where I am." - Me

You act as though the Mad King New had taken the shelves! Vanilla is a benevolent and wise conveyor of taste sensations.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.

Aye, the Mad King New. He was most clever for a madman. He made billions and pissed off from us, leaving us to wonder "WTF WAS THAT."

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People freak out if they don't have King Regular on the throne. They fear the changing of the guard. I mean King Regular changed his robes to white for the holidays and people flipped their lids.

"I know where I am, I just don't know where I am in where I am." - Me

I wonder how well it sold in France...

Programming and surgery have a lot of things in common: Don't start removing colons until you know what you're doing.

Sadly, King Vanilia/Vanilla only does smaller visits here.

Translation: They pulled the 1,5l Vanilla Coke in Germany and it only exists in 1,0l bottles here.

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.

We want King Vanilla to return to Blighty :(

Dutch Lesbian

And I tell you friends King Vanilla has returned in Pittsburgh! Rejoice, knowing that he may someday reclaim his rightful spot in the kingdom and be seen in your lands as well.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.

Who are they?

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Vanilla isn't too rare in Australia. I love the irony of drinking it. ;D

Standing on the edge of the crater...

I like both Pepsi and Coke.

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I used to like Publix Cola, but my local store has increased the price to 99 cents for a two liter. At that price, I may as well be buying name brand. FUCK YOU PUBLIX RAWR!

(I get snippy when people mess with my cola)

Long live King Vanilla! Beat that diet bastard back to the zero-calorie hell he came from!

Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-

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They don't sell Vanilla Coke here very often. It's too bad.

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I didnt know it existed. I am happy with my Mexican coke. Its most definitely sweeter than the inferior american one.

This is heresy. This goes against the Mandate of Heaven. Rebellion is in order.

The false "king" Vanilla has stolen the throne from his brother! Long live King Cherry of the House of Coke!

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MEXICAN BOTTLED COKE IS THE ONLY KING I RECOGNIZE. DEATH TO THE PRETENDERS TO THE THRONE!

I had forgotten that King Classic had sent his twin southward. King Mexican is a formidable foe, but surely he can see that it was time for change, and that succession favored the son over the brother?

The Coke Kingdom does not need these disputes in Pittsburgh, this is a land ruled mainly by the Pepsish. Any Coke is better than none.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.

King Mexican is unparalleled in his sweetness, unmatched in both taste and consumption. Surely the rest of the cokes are not blind enough to see he is their one and only true king.

No, Queen Diet with a lime wedge is the true heir to the throne!

edited 26th Apr '12 6:21:57 PM by Phyi

All of House Diet is suspect in my opinion, and none more so than Duke Zero.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.