92a. ANYTHING can be used as a lethal weapon. Full stop. Even a fruit.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.92ai: Aladdins Corollary: You can make a guards pants fall down by throwing fruit at them. (Very old game reference.)
edited 25th Apr '12 2:12:18 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.- 93. It is entirely possible to make a sword out of diamonds with your bare hands.
- 94. Italians can jump ten feet in the air.
edited 17th Jul '12 1:15:02 PM by kagescorpionakki
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?95: Running up walls is enitrely possible if you're already jogging towards it.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."- 96. Frag grenades- despite being filled with shrapnel- do not give off any shrapnel and if you are out of its reach (about... 10 feet) you will not be harmed in the least.
- 97. Med kits instantly restore any injury sustained when walked over.
- 98. If you get a limb shot off you either die instantly (even if an arm or leg) or die in a few seconds. You don't bleed out in a few minutes or simply pass out.
- 99. Sniper rifles, semi automatic rifles, and single shot guns in general do much more damage than their automatic counterparts, even if they fire the same kind of round.
edited 17th Jul '12 1:48:01 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.100. Medgel fixes all wounds, except in the third installment.
101. Being struck by lighting makes you small.
102. If you are married, expect him/her to die really soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg103. Farmers all live in cities, commuting to work in the countryside every day.
edited 17th Jul '12 3:56:13 PM by RJSavoy
A blog that gets updated on a geological timescale.104. Mahatma Gandhi was brutal tyrant who used nuclear weapons.
"@[=g3,8d]&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"105: If you don't like how history turns out, you can reset the Universe and try again. (ANY strategy game ever, especially the historical ones.)
106: One person really can kill armies, especially if that one person knows magic words that do awesome and powerful things. Like Control H! (Heal code for Mount and Blade. )
107. Nobody needs to die forever, unless it's a major plot twist.
edited 17th Jul '12 7:03:12 PM by ZeikHunter
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...107a. This does not mean that one CANNOT die for good, so stay sharp.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.108. < See this? It's symbolism. See also: thing 666, thing 777, and thing 256.
edited 17th Jul '12 7:11:04 PM by ZeikHunter
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...109: Good writing is hard to come by.
110: When in doubt, churn out generic military first person shooter.
War is God.111: If you write a well-done game, or even just a wonderful character, people will roleplay the Heck out of that character in any game they can.
112: If you write said character, people might role play him/her in real life, too.
113. Give your character an elaborate costume whenever you can. It won't discourage the cosplayers at all.
114. If he has a sword, he's the main character. No exceptions.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...115: If you have to fight a bosmore than once, it's the Dragon. No exceptions. It doesn't matter its rank. It doesn't matter if there's anyone ranked between it and the final boss, it won't mean a thing. (Learned in Spartan: Total Warrior}
116: Investigate anything that glows. Or not.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."117. You can run sideways on walls.
118. The Earth will someday have plant/animal hybrids, but long after humans go extinct.
edited 18th Jul '12 4:09:06 PM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)119: If it is Japanese it will have mechs.
120: If it is Japanese it will have overtly fetishized Caucasian women.
121: If it is Japanese then the plot will be convoluted and filled with "twists".
122: If it is Japanese it will almost certainly be weird.
123: If it is a Japanese horror game than it will sure as SHIT be scary.
War is God.126: 'Realistic' military shooters are so realistic that the player character can carry around twenty magazines of assault rifle ammo along with ten magazines of a secondary weapon with no movement penalty and reloading magically puts the discarded bullets into a magical pool of ammo even if the animation shows the character dumping the magazine.
127: Ammo is magically attached to individual weapons or weapon types so that instead of the ammo being in pouches or on a tactical vest they are immediately treated as discarded along with the weapon they belong to.
128: You can pick up extra ammo by walking over it.
EDIT: Just realized the numbers were wrong.
edited 18th Jul '12 4:34:53 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.Woop, a power of two milestone.
edited 18th Jul '12 5:52:39 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.134: When you die in the Underworld, you are laughing in despair with THIS: DAH-DAH-DADAH!!! (duuuuum, DUH!)
135: No matter what Pokemon you verus, you try to do your best!
"The Horn of Protection is here for you, Timmy!" - Hank the Super Cheese Loving Rhino Guard from Fairly Odd Parents
92. With the proper application of science, even lemons turn into incendiary devices.
edited 22nd Apr '12 8:25:15 PM by RoyalArchetype