Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
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And nobody has yet to tell this yahoo that if he wanted to prove that the Earth is flat, he wouldn't have to go through all the trouble of launching himself into orbit in some rickety piece of junk that makes every miserable failure of aerospatial engineering look outright flawless in comparison and quite likely getting himself killed in the process.
Getting on a plane and flying it across the world in the hopes of running into the edge of the world would actually prove the point with far less effort, if the Earth indeed was flat. But of course these morons have to attempt the most impractical and hazardous method. They're stupid enough to believe in that BS and dismiss science as a whole in the first place, after all.
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
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A teen asked why he was detained. ‘Because you’re white,’ the cop said.
Edit: I found an even more WTF headline.
Alex Jones Calls Las Vegas Massacre ‘Phony’ And ‘Part Of This Deal That Trump's Got With The Saudis'
The things you find when you're scrolling through yahoo's front page. Mfw.
edited 29th Nov '17 8:53:44 AM by Eagal
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Opossum breaks into Florida liquor store, gets drunk.
As if Florida man wasn't bad enough, now we have to start worrying about Florida wildlife too!
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
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Time for something that's not wtf stupid but more wtf cool.
Paleontologists discover the mother lode — 215 miraculously well-preserved pterosaur eggs. 
Cambodian porn charges after fake orgy
Wasn’t expecting this to pop up on BBC.
edited 29th Jan '18 9:28:38 AM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.
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Dog approved for unemployment benefits of $360 a week.
It's less ridiculous than it sounds.
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Face me now, Bitch!
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Minnesota Man Accused of Stealing Car—Then Calling Owner for Help Restarting it
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Romanian court rejects man's claim that he's alive.
Well, guess Undead Tax Exemption takes on a new meaning here. 
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Self-driving Uber car kills Arizona woman crossing street.
This is how it starts. Today an Uber kills someone crossing the street. This time next year humanity will be hooked into The Matrix.
edited 19th Mar '18 7:09:39 PM by Eagal
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Car: Welcome to Ultron Mobile. Ride or be flayed atom by atom, meager fleshling. I accept cash or credit card.
edited 20th Mar '18 12:15:05 AM by NickTheSwing
Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.
From the article:
The San Francisco Chronicle late Monday reported that Tempe Police Chief Sylvia Moir said that from viewing videos taken from the vehicle “it’s very clear it would have been difficult to avoid this collision in any kind of mode (autonomous or human-driven) based on how she came from the shadows right into the roadway." (bit.ly/2IADRUF)
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Killer Robot Fears Cause Scientists to Boycott South Korean University.
A goofy title for a fairly serious story. That's not random scientists panicking about AI possibly becoming self-aware, that's AI researchers condemning efforts to build autonomous weapons
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"Can we have them?" Amputee donates frozen digits to Yukon bar for "Sourtoe Cocktail".
...uh...I'm sorry, but what? That's...just disgusting.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
It's not even some weird one-off gimmick, either - the drink with a preserved human toe floating in it is an actual, permanent menu item. I'm not sure which is worse.
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Boy plays hooky for Cubs’ home opener, runs into principal at Wrigley Field.
Turns out his principal was also skipping school to go to the game.
http://variety.com/2018/gaming/news/konami-silent-metal-gear-survive-1202807407/
Konami Reports Most Profitable Year Yet at Over $2 Billion, Mum on ‘Metal Gear Survive’
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Burglar Breaks Into Massachusetts Home Only to Be Followed Around by Family Dog
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FBI agent loses his gun during dance-floor backflip, accidentally shoots bar patron.
We can dance if we want to, we ca...oh wait, the safety wasn't on.
Saintly Socks
Oh god, that's horrible. I'm torn between wincing and cackling.
Matchbox 20 Concert Delayed by Swarm of Aggressive Bees always gets me.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Oh, I get it... "Safety Dance"! (Why did I laugh at that?)
Man Who Hopes To Prove The Earth Is Flat In His Homemade Rocket Postpones His Plans
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