Linux now reports a majority share on the Desktop.
Microsoft Windows actually secured. Malware writers sue in court for unemployment benefits.
Pro Sports Team declares it will not accept tax-payer subsidies.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. wins Championship without winning a single race.
The Shadows Devour You.
I Am The Walrus
A Russian did buy an American sports team. Mikhail Prokhorov bought the majority share of the Nets and plans to buy the minority shares before a move to Brooklyn.
edited 17th May '11 1:36:44 PM by Buscemi
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HOORAY!
May 21: SOMEONE is trying to get the Law Ending in real life.
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AI Entity
We run out of IP addresse- Wait.
Without good, no evil. Without want, no lack. Without desire, no need.
crazy and proud of it
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That's not unexpected, and plus, there is already significant work being done to get IP v6 on.
More unexpected: Pope Ratzinger will apologize for the Spanish Inquisition
Pro-Freedom Fanatic
It was essentially an arm of the Crown, not of the Papacy. The Pope has little reason to apologize for it.
Gunpla is amazing!
Democrats and Republicans work together and everyone, poor and rich prosper in a new golden age of America.
Oh wait, UNEXPECTED, not impossible.
Sorry.
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
The Pope announces that evolution is part of Catholic doctrine.
No, wait...
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
He/Him
US Congress lets country default on debt. Second Great Depression ushered in
My troper wall
Gunpla is amazing!
What part of U Nexpected do you not get 
The Shadows Devour You.
Dolphins turn out to be a lot smarter than we thought and blockade the worlds ports with advanced submarine technology.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
I'm Only Sleeping
This isn't Victoria II.
Worse, they all talk with an Australian accent.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Scientists discover that nothing actually makes sense and all of science is just God pulling a huge prank on us.
He/Him
What? No one expects them to do something so idiotic...well, as long as they still want a political career.
Edit: Second Spanish Inquisition begins Main weapons: Comfy chairs
edited 17th May '11 8:05:15 PM by Acebrock
My troper wall
That's why Pope Benedict apologizing for it would be so unexpected!
I see I've been beaten the the punch with the Monty Python joke.
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Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
Star wars episode VII announced! Jar-Jar to feature prominently!
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
As a Jedi...or a Sith?
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
That's the question, isn't it?
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
Statistical Unlikeliness
"Ahmadinejad summons Ifrit and threatens to wipe out Israel with Bahamut, Tel Aviv strikes back with MOSSAD's ninjas and blue mages*
... OK, with the current situation in Iran, that is NOT unexpected.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13056845480A91433900&page=1#22
edited 18th May '11 1:10:06 AM by RufusShinra
As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero.
Orbs
IF "Ninjas" means "whatever bombers they're equipped with" and "blue mages" means "nukes"...
- US agrees to perfectly abide Geneva Conventions, and ushers others to follow.
- Naoto Kan reveals he has a secret alter-ego called Power Red, and that he leads a team of five martial arts experts who will save Japan from Earthquakes by battling them in a giant robot called "Quake Quasher".
- European union manages to present an united front.
The Mod with the Migraine
Obama dumps Biden; picks Stephen Colbert as VP.
It's more realistic than "Newt Gingrich wins presidency in a landslide!"
That’s the epitome of privilege right there, not considering armed nazis a threat to your life. - Silasw
Truman Capote sent to fight Krankor!
edited 18th May '11 6:44:42 AM by JosefBugman
The Shadows Devour You.
War were declared involving both Koreas... as allies to invade Japan.
edited 18th May '11 7:09:47 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
- The USA's credit rating is lowered from AAA to B due to the massive deficit.
- May 21st: a horror movie featuring machine gun wielding rubber demon-suit wearing actors goes wrong when the weapons are loaded with real bullets and the water supply is drugged. The demons run crazy and cause a bloodbath amongst hardcore evangelists.
- Al Qaida reveals a super-secret stealth plane, which they use to bomb Pearl Harbor with a nuke.
- Obama reveals he is actually a she.
- An asteroid hits the earth, despite calculations showing it should have missed it.
"That said, as I've mentioned before, apart from the helmet, he's not exactly bad looking, if a bit...blood-drenched." - juancarlos