Top 10 Creepiest Creepypastas?

My favorite BAD creepypasta used to be THEN WHO WAS PHONE but has since become THE DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD (especially in video form).

whats the WHO WAS PHONE one.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

I loled for like six minutes, dude.

My favourite troll pasta has to be this one

Why does Pokemon have such a weird way of numbering episodes?

Well, I'll tell you.

Back when I was 9 I got Pokemon for Christmas. I expected to get the Red version, but to my surprise I got a Hyper-Realistic looking version called Blood.

The Cartridge had a Charizard bleeding with the word blood at the bottom.

I was too excited and just shrugged it off and started my adventure.

When I was naming my trainer and Gary it would only use the name Blood, no matter what I typed.

I finally got in game, there was blood everywhere, Hyper-Realistic blood.

Soon my gameboy started leaking blood and the game turned off.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing with my Hyper-Realistic eyes.

I threw it outside at the nearest Hyper-Realistic trashcan I could find.

To this day I still haven't heard or seen about it ever again.

But I still have the picture of the cartridge.

wat

I love how that parody pretty much matches most game creepypastas.

That's just about every Pokemon creepypasta ever xD

The Cartridge had a Charizard bleeding with the word    blood    at the bottom.

I was too excited and just shrugged it off and started my adventure.

I love how this always happens. Are all creepypasta protagonists huge dumbasses or something?

"My Bulbasaur was crying blood and being eaten by maggots"

"I just figured it would be a weird glitch and started playing"

Squidward's Suicide definitely left me a bit shaken for a few hours. The fact that it would seem like a plausible situation (and not just another lame "OMG GHOST IN GAME CART!" story) made it a bit more intense.

I do like how Candle Cove was set up though, especially using delayed replies on a message board. There was also one called "Satan's Channel", that had some entertaining videos about a cursed Youtube page.

I should note that in the Candle Cove story, the names of the towns mentioned in the posts are "Ironton" and "Ashland".... I'm currently typing this post from my desk in Ashland, and across the bridge downtown, over the river is the town of Ironton... Creepy.

I tried to see if this was some trick of the internet, you know how they'll know where your computer is because of your IP, or something (i.e. "Meet hot women in YOURTOWN", where YOURTOWN is actually where you are, or nearby). I ran through a proxy, and still got the same town names, so I can only assume that those were the names of the cities originally posted.

@Exterminator Yeah that's the original towns posted.

So did you ever watch Candle Cove as a child?

I didn't grow up around here, I just went to college nearby and still live here, waiting for my wife to graduate from the same college.

I've asked some people who have grown up around here about the show, but I think they're a little too young for the age range in the pasta... I'm asking mid-20s people about it, when the pasta is showing more of a mid-late-30s crowd.

I saw three episodes when it somehow got in a syndication deal with my local WB station. One with the puppets, one with the static, and one with both that also had unearthly sounds and images stuck in.

I never heard of that one. Did you get the merchandise?

If I find any Candle Cove merchandise, I know what to do with it.

I have a Horace Horrible keychain.

Unfortunately, the monocle broke off, so now it's just a mustache and teeth.

I recommend getting a medium to examine that keychain. That's the only way to make certain it is just a keychain, and not something worse. Unless you made it, of course.

Here's "Blockland Evil Jelly" - my favorite troll pasta. At least I certainly hope it's a troll...

The scariest thing happened to me today. It was in a game called Blockland. Now, some of you may have heard of this game, and I have been playing it for a few years. However, things changed ever since today.

I was walking along inside of a server on Blockland with other people (It was a freebuild server), and surprise surprise, there was a green button right in front of my face as I was standing on an orange baseplate. I clicked the green button and something freaky happened.

I went into third-person mode by pressing Tab, and I realized that I looked like a dragon! I also had 2 new items in my inventory: fireball and firebreath. I could not believe what I was seeing with my eyes. I pressed space a lot and I could, surprisingly, fly like a dragon! I then flew to a drawer with 2 open sides. Then, something caught my eye.

It was squiggly jelly.

It looked red and juicy. I immediately flew up to it, embraced it, and then clicked the jelly. The jelly disappeared into my mouth and I got a message on my screen:

"you ate the evil jelly you will die soon"

I got freaked out. I started flying away from the jelly and tried to find water, but eventually it was too late. I went into a dead position, fell to the ground, and disappeared. The evil message was on my screen: "Click to respawn." I crapped my pants when that happened.

I clicked, and something even freakier happened...

I heard a noise, and then all the bricks suddenly disappeared in a flash, except for two things with baseplates. The jello and the dragon button. I immediately left and then my computer exploded. This is a brand new computer.

That's so hilariously non-scary it has to be a troll. It's like they weren't even trying.

Wut?

edited 7th Mar '11 7:00:04 PM by Firestarter

Interesting thought a friend of mine had.

Why do people not like each other?

I think it is because of all the colors people are.

White, black, brown, red, green,

Reflected in a mirror six billion times.

Are all people the same colors inside?

edited 7th Mar '11 7:00:13 PM by Scardoll

wat?

what is this i don't even

I'm 12 yeers old and wat is this?