ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

At Milstralton

-It appears that Napoleon's farces are having no trouble dealing with Casval's Forces-

-Sawsbuck notices a lazer light and goes to investigate-

Dude? The only reason you look familiar to me is because I defenitly picked your pocket once. Sorry about that. But, since you seem to know me, could you tell me your name? . . . Please?

My name?

-Slouch briefly considers telling Meddler something cool like "S. Lucho" or "Awesome McCoolname" but decides it would be a better idea to be honest-

...My name's Slouch. Yeah, my parents were kinda dicks.

edited 20th Aug '11 8:58:51 PM by Slouch

. . . -bursts out laughing-

Sorry. But hey, at least you're not a lowly pickpocket and theif, like me. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but it's not exactly what I had in mind when I ran away from home.

Last post. night.

edited 24th Aug '11 2:14:27 PM by TheMeddler

-Abruptly appears in house, still covered by illusion... Which is filled with several hundred Murkrow and 6 AU Pokemon-

???: "Oh geez, that's a lot of birds..."

<??? #3: "Oh, you have got to be kidding me...">

<??? #4: "EEEEEEEEEK! Pl-Please don't hurt me! I-I'm good now, I swear!">

<??? #5: "Never thought we'd run into these guys again...">

<Sonny: "Kakogo cherta eto bylo?">

<Pascal: "Yeah man, who's there?!">

<Nathan: "Show yourselves!">

"It's us, guys."

-"Whitney's" illusion breaks, revealing Tagg, Mezzo, Every, me, and our Pokemon-

<Mundane!Honchkrow: "Oh! You're back!">

<Buster: "You could give us a heads-up next time...">

<Leana: "Wait, but then who are the- NO.">

-Erika's illusion breaks, revealing a trainer with a Lucario, a Spiritomb, a Zoroark, a Charizard, and a Dusknoir-

<Burny: "(*whimper*) N-No... Please!">

<Legion: "You're so good at making first impressions, lizard.">

<Erika: "(*groan*) Technically, this isn't our first...">

<Slenderman: "We ran into these guys earlier...">

<Mike: "Awesome, another wave guardian!">

<Sabine: "... You have a Lucario with you? But why didn't he talk at all?">

<Slenderman: "You were telling everyone not to talk...">

<Sabine: "Not that kind of talking!">

<Zoe: "He kinda can't...">

<Sabine: "What do you mean he can't?">

/b/-tard: "Wait, just what are we doing here anyways?"

edited 20th Aug '11 9:08:35 PM by TracerBullet

-looks at the assembled mons-

...Wow.

-Nylon goes over to Burny- <Are you okay?>

edited 20th Aug '11 9:06:59 PM by memyselfandI2

Shadow: <May we speak now?>

Yeah. We're back at Tracer's house.

Shadow: <Finally.>

-Looks at Burny, Slenderman, and Erika-

Oh, it's you guys again.

Helios: <Well I guess we know who picked them up.>

-To the /b/-tard-

Getting reinforcements.

-To the assorted Murkrow and Honchkrow-

We're in need of your help, and as such, we need you to use this.

-Pulls out the Dark Pulse TM-

-To Sabine-

<Guy: "It's a thing of his, he's not very good with Aura...">

<Mike: "I am so good! I can cast Aura Spheres for crying out loud!">

<Sabine: "Whelp, go ahead and show me what you've got. What am I feeling at the moment?">

<Mike: "You're feeling happy.">

<Sabine: "... And what exactly separates you from a Machoke aside from Aura Spheres and the fact that you can't take a punch, again?">

<Mike: "Isn't it obvious? I'm a wave guardian, just like you!">

<Sabine: "A pathetic one...">

<Burny: "(*whimper*)">

-Slaps Burny hard-

<Erika: "Get ahold of yourself!">

<Burny: "R-Right!">

<Mafia!Honchkrow: "Why on earth do I need 'dat? I can already use 'dat move!">

"It's not for you, it's for all of the Murkrow here. And that Skarmory if it wants to come."

<Gimpy!Skarmory: "Yay!">

<Milo: "... I just realized that that thing sounds just like a Piplup...">

<Yakuza!Honchkrow: "Just what are you up to?">

"We needed you all to be able to use Dark Pulse at once."

<Triad!Honchkrow: "Do you have any idea how much of a nightmare that's going to be to coordinate?">

"Actually... We are..."

-Reveals a milk jug filled with blue liquid-

"We just so happened to find a way around it earlier today."

edited 20th Aug '11 9:20:50 PM by TracerBullet

Nylon: <Erm...you do know you're like, octuply type advantaged against me, right?>

<Is Blobble making faces behind me or something? Because you can ignore him.>

Wait, Tracer, you're going to use that to coordinate a mass Dark Pulse?

That's a Dark Pulse TM? Wow, I really would have wanted one of those for my Pokémon.

...

But they're gone now...

Shadow: <Now is not the time to mope, Mezzo. I know you're sad, but it can wait until we've done what we need to here.>

...Right.

-As I stand on the sub's outer deck, staring out over the desert, watching for Cynthia and N to arrive, three dark forms, two red, and one blue, creep over the mountains dividing Driftveil and Mistralton Cities.-

-To Mezzo-

Yeah. They're only really found in Johto and Sinnoh though, and I had to use perfectly legal means to make this one like an Unovan TM.

-To the Honchkrow-

You're going to have to trust us about this.

-To Nylon-

<Burny: "O-Oh! I didn't n-notice you!">

"We're up against a fleet Every. We need to be able to hit hard with minimal coordination time."

<Sonny: "Wait, just what does that zhidkost do?">

<Shaun: "It lets others control your actions somewhat for a bit.">

<Yakuza!Honchkrow: "WHAT?!">

<Mundane!Honchkrow: "And just why are we agreeing to this again?">

"You want to cripple that otter that did this to our town? We need to get rid of his ships! And the best way to do that is to be able vape anything that we have to."

<Erika: "So that's what that spray was supposed to do!">

<Mafia!Honchkrow: "... Aside from 'da obvious 'dat 'dis sounds extremely freaky, just HOW are 300 'krows supposed to sneak up on a fleet?">

<Erika: "(*ahem*)">

<Triad!Honchkrow: "Hold on, we're not just going to be your mindless kuilei for nothing you know! What do we get out of this?">

-sees the Honchkrow's reactions-

Yeah...that's what I was worried about.

Nylon: <Sorry if I startled you...are you okay?>

edited 20th Aug '11 9:34:51 PM by memyselfandI2

-An old man and his traveling companion walk along the shore of what was once Slateport Town, corpses of trainers and pokemon litter the ground and the top half of the tower that once dominated the town lies half in the ocean. The man approaches the body of a Dragonite, his traveling companion crawls up and takes a look-

Old Man: This one was once called Biostar... She had a son... Fought in defense... -Walks over to the corpse of a Hydregion- This one had no name... He was recruited from the clan Black Tooth... Fought in offence... -Continues walking around, stating names, facts and what side each corpse fought on, his traveling companion stays at Biostar's corpse for a few moments- What a waste...

Traveling Companion: <Indeed...> -Follows the old man-

-I find my way onto the sub's deck-

Wolf... What are you looking at?

Watching for Cynthia and N.

-goes to her room and goes to bed-

It'll give you the wondrous feeling of helping people and Pokemon as well as beating threats to your bottom line.

-Beat-

Nah, I'm just fucking with you, what if we just gave you guys some experimental TMs, how does that sound?

Cynthia and N? They're coming?

Yes. They should be here soon.

Huh...

Do you think I could be shown around some time? I don't know how much longer we'll be on this sub, but if we're here for a while I'd like to know the layout.

-To Tagg-

<Mundane!Honchkrow: "You've got my dau- Wait. What am I saying? You've got yourself a deal!">

<Sonny: "Technically, what's left of moya bratva and I would have gone anyways. But da, that sounds fair.">

<Mafia!Honchkrow: "'Dat works.">

<Triad!Honchkrow: "I'm in.">

<Yakuza!Honchkrow: "Hai. That sounds acceptable.">

"Let's get to work, Dr. Tagg..."

_________________

-About 40 minutes later, over the sea to the south of Celadon, protected by the illusions of 2 Zoroark-

<Burny: "W-Wait. H-How do we find this fl-fleet again? W-Wouldn't it be hidden?">

<Sabine: "We find the pits of soul-crushing despair.">

I have to keep watching right now. Do you mind asking Steven to do it?

This is the setup for a joke. Just come back and ask again after it.