ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Good. I'm kind of worried that he'll make someone angry with him.

Katie: -the dream ended (right as it was about to get good, too), and switched to one of a Cyndaquil sleeping on a king-sized bed-

Latias: Wandering to what?

edited 12th Jan '12 11:42:51 PM by BadWolf21

Everything really.

Latias: Want a massage?

-Thinks for a moment-

Sure.

Latias: Lie down.

In the stands

Pianis: <I wouldn't worry too much. I mean, he could just turn back into a Glaceon, right?

...

Speaking of which, how do I turn back?>

Crystallux: <My analysis indicates that placing the armband on initiated the transformation. There is a 60% chance that removing the armband will reverse the effect.>

Pianis: <Okay, now how do I do that without any arms?>

-Lies down-

-helps Pianis with the armband- There you go.

Latias: -rubs "Susan's" back, paying attention to spots of heightened tension-

In the stands

Pianis: Thanks. Feels nice to have limbs again.

Don't mention it.

I don't know what your plans are, but I'm going to stay here to watch those two. -indicates Forte and Katie- As well as all the mons.

-Feels much calmer-

Latias: So, are you up for a little...fooling around, tonight?

What did you have in mind?

Latias: -whispers something in "Susan's" ear-

0.0

-some time later-

Latias: -sleeping, hugging "Susan"-

-Some time later-

-Is asleep, feeling rather happy even if the whole "fix the artifact to switch me and Susan back" thing doesn't end up working-

- Is currently asleep -

Astrid: <Astrid, Astrid, Astrid~ That's a nice name! I love it!>

Riptide: <Glad you like it.>

Astrid: <Thanks, Uncle Riptide~> -Climbs onto his head and looks around, before curling up and going to sleep-

-Riptide places Astrid somewhere more comfortable to sleep-

Vesuvius: -Has been watching Riptide and Astrid-
<Uncle Riptide, huh?>

Riptide: <Heh. Yeah, it's not my first choice, but it's grown on me.>

Vesuvius: -Smiles-
<I wonder what she's going to be like when she grows older...>

Riptide: <Well. Time will tell, I guess.>
<As long as she isn't anything like her father, I'm happy.>

Vesuvius: <I'm sure she won't be, Rip.>

Meanwhile

-Bernard, after having woken up from a nap, has left the secret base to do two things:-

-1: Go for a stroll to stretch his (Rather stubby) legs-

-2: Acquire more berries for a midnight snack-

Bernard: -Whistles a familiar tune as he walks along-

???: <Ha! Not so smart now, are you?!>

Bernard: <...Huh?>

???: <You heard me!>

Bernard: -Looks up, only to see a tattered looking Absol poking his head out of the canopy of a nearby tree-

Absol: <It's no use! Your freaky alien mind wipes are powerless against me as long as I'm up here!>

Bernard: <...Right.>
<It's been nice talking to you, man, but I have somewhere to be.>

Absol: <That's what they all say!>

Bernard: <Bye.> -Wanders off in the direction of some berry trees-

Absol: <STOP RIGHT THERE, ALIEN SCUM!> -Pounces on Bernard from his spot in the tree-

Bernard: <WHAAA!> -Is tackled to the ground-

Absol: <Talk!>

-Bernard tries to remain calm. If he loses his temper, the Absol may attack, and Bernard knows that an angry Absol is not something he could deal with easily (Or at all).-

Bernard: <...Not to be rude, but would you mind... Oh, I dunno... Getting off?>

Absol: <Oh, don't give me that! I said talk!>

-Bernard tries to struggle free, but the Absol has him pinned-

Absol: <Where is the mothership?!>

Bernard: <I'm not an alien!>

Absol: <That's what an alien would say!>

Bernard: <Really? It strikes me as the sort of thing a non-alien would say...>

Absol: <Ha! You're stalling! Thus proving you're an alien!>

Bernard: <...What?>

Absol: <You still haven't answered my question.>

Bernard: <That's because there is no mothership...>
<...?>

Absol: <I'm waiting...>

-Bernard is starting to feel strange, and not just from being pinned to the ground and interrogated by a wackjob of an Absol who seems to believe that he is an alien-

Absol: <Well?!>

Bernard: -Starts glowing-
<!!!>

Absol: <...That glow...>
<...HA! There's no denying it now, so come on! Spit it out!>
<...Or am I going to have to use force?!>

Bernard: -Smirks as he realises what's happening to him-
<No...>
<But I might.>

Absol: <?!>

-After a short evolution sequence which I am too tired to describe, Bernard (Now an Ursaring) stands up, flinging the Absol off.-

Absol: -Looks up at Bernard-

Bernard: -Looks down at the Absol-

-The two keep eye contact for a good ten seconds as the dumbfounded Absol sizes up his new-and-improved adversary, until Bernard smacks the Disaster Pokemon on the back of the head. -

It's a 1-Hit KO!

Bernard: -Fist pumps- <YES!>

<...Huh?>

-In the distance, Bernard can hear familiar voices calling his name-

-Slouch and Vesuvius come running up, Riptide being back at the base-

...Bernard? Is that you?!

Bernard: <Sure is!>

Oh, that's a relief! We were starting to get really worried.

Vesuvius: <First thing's first: Where have you been?>

Bernard: <...Well...>
-Explains the situation to Slouch and Vesuvius-

...Wow. Are you alright?

Bernard: <Yeah, just a little bit shaken up. I should be fine.>

Good to know.

Vesuvius: <It's great to hear that you're alright, but could you please try to be a bit more careful in future?>

Bernard: -Scratches the back of his head awkwardly-
<...Well. I suppose that wasn't the smartest thing to do...>

-Awkward silence-

...Great job on evolving! You look awesome.

Bernard: <I feel awesome.>
-Yawns-
<...Not to mention sleepy...>

Vesuvius: -Smiles- <You haven't changed a bit, have you, Bernard?>

Well. We should probably be heading back by now...

-Slouch, Vesuvius and Bernard start heading back to the Secret Base-

Bernard: (Thinking) <Wait... I never did get those berries...>

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Pokeringer Stands

Jab: <--and that's how babies are made!>

Salamence: -has received the mammal version of the Talk- <....I'm very confused.>

Route 118, yesterday at dusk

Silent is at the shore, holding the egg, accompanied by some other Trainers who are waiting for a ferry; he strikes conversation with some of them and listens to them talk about the most recent news as well as something about a delusional Zubat... Maekrite and Dintel are sitting on the sand.

Dintel -draws something on the sand: <...Why won't he let us carry the egg? I want to feel it.>

Maekrite: <Because you are clumsy.> — cleans his paws. — <Algira is too small, not to mention annoying. Ichtacya is clingy.>

Dintel: <...I'm not clumsy!> — growls at the Nidorino — <At least I can has objects with my paws!>

Maekrite half-leers at Dintel and then lies on the ground, observing how Dintel distracts himself with whatever.

...

...

Dintel: <...Wheeeeee~> — rolls on the sand.

...

...

Dintel: <...Wheeeeee~> — runs around.

...

...

Dintel: <...Oh! Go away!> — is being pestered by a random Shellder.

Maekrite walks in.

Maekrite -tilts head: <Weren't you worried about the egg?>

Dintel simply stares back and blinks.

Maekrite: <...Why do I bother...> — walks away.

Dintel stays there and blinks.

Only after a while he turns back to the Shellder who is trying to make away. He stands up and walks following the Shellder, making her more nervous.

Dintel: <...Why is he so worried about the egg? Trainer is taking care of it...>

Shellder: <...I don't care! It's your problem! Just leave me alone!>

Dintel blinks, then turns back and returns to where his Trainer is.

Shellder: <...What?> — blinks — <...That worked?>

Dintel = :3

He was in need of some screentime, wasn't he? I'm thinking of letting him "raise" the Ekans for a while, for the sheer silliness~

Skies over the Pokeringer

Cirrus: -feels important for some reason-

Marmalade: -feels bored, as she's mostly just watching Cirrus fly around-

Frillish: Frillish. :|

-Marmalade pats Frillish-

Alduin: Hey, Tiamat?

Tiamat: Yeah?

Alduin: Have you ever wondered if we're just figments of the imagination of some 19-year old nerd with no life writing a story with others on the internet?

Tiamat: ...No...

Alduin: OK! I feel better now.