ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Fool leers at Lanius, but doesn't say anything-

<Michelle>: <'DEMON! WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE PURE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU RIGHT NOW!>

-Michelle draws a Kukuri-

<Michelle>: <Your death will be most satisfying!>

HotStuff: <I'm guessing the rest of you will be showing up soon, once they're done dealing with that invasion...> (sniff) <And then we'll tell you everything we know...>

Velvet: (to Anom, through telepathy) Yeah...

Okay...I think it's about to come down to a fight...

-shrugs backpack off shoulder and holds it like a club, then reaches for Blobble's pokeball-

Lanius's Camp

-the ground forces have been hiding for a while-

Camper Frank: Should we attack now?

Picnicker Judy: Let's hurry up and kill this guy..

Camper Dave:-Over walkie talkie on low volume- Hold it! Wait until those other guys attack!

Audilith: <That pig.>

I suppose trying to understand you is useless.

Lanius: <Let us see what the champions of Pokepan have to offer.>

-All of my mons start using buffing moves and taking fighting stances-

Musashi: -Brandishes his blades- <You're a disgrace to Samurott everywhere.>

Muddy: <We've been waiting a while for this.>

Hydreigon: <You'll probably taste good.>

Steel: <Your reign of terror ends now.>

Garchomp: <You're either leaving this place unconscious or in a body bag, and I personally would prefer the latter.>

What we have to offer you ask?

-Pulls out his dagger and makes it an energy blade using Aura-

You're going to learn that shortly.

-The iPhokex starts playing this-

Lanius: -To Tracer- <So the pansy serpent has joined you as well? Since it's obvious that my soldiers have failed me, I choose...death! Let us see who will meet the Alpha more swiftly! >

-Pulls out his swords and lets out a bellowing roar-

Prepare yourselves guys!

-Lanius closes the distance between us in practically no time-

edited 31st Aug '15 2:06:47 AM by rmctagg09

Hey Penti how do you know where we are going even though you cant see.

-dives to one side- ACK!

-sends out Blobble- Blobble, let's get this started!

-Blobble waves his hands, and a 30x30x30 foot cube of energy forms around Lanius-

Blobble: <Let's see how fast you are now, you overgrown Buizel.>

-sends out Wraith and Nylon as well, who fire a Shadow Ball and Razor Leaf respectively-

edited 23rd Aug '11 5:47:34 PM by memyselfandI2

WOOLLY! STRATUS!

-The Two Pokémon both drop a Thunder on the Samurott as he charges at us, the rest of my team setting up Protect shields so that he can't get to us.-

What is it?

-Jodie starts to play this-

<Jodie: "HEY! THAT ISN'T WHAT I WA- Oh... Actually, that's pretty catchy...">

-Thinking-

<Audrey: "Great to know, freak.">

-All of the Pokemon on the ground begin to use whatever ranged attacks they can on Lanius, Vesta and Shaun comboing Thunder on his frame-

I don't know, sometimes I feel like going a certain way is good even though I can't see what's there.

-Taps the ground with the branch-

And I've got this to poke around with.

-Climbs up the small ledge between the door and the stairs leading into the tower, which leads directly down to the lowest floor-

-Sunny attacks Lanius with a Calm Mind boosted Psychic, while Shadow attempts to hit him with Confuse Ray-

Velvet: Well... It has to do with something that happened to us a few weeks ago... However, now is not the time to explain what. We will tell you about it later, once the other trainers get here.

Last post for tonight.

-Michelle, Cuddlekins and Stella brace themselves for attack. Cuddlekins and Michelle bearing their fangs-

He was always a monster... for all the time I knew him...

^Cuddlekins^: ^WATCH OUT!^

-The four dive out of the way-

Shit! This guy is fast!

-Michelle uses Grass Knot to try to stump Lanius. Cuddlekins uses Dark Pulse on Lanius and Stella tries to hit him with Steel Wing-

edited 23rd Aug '11 5:51:35 PM by PippingFool

-Slumps back down against the wall-

-Dives out of the way-

Shit, he's fast.

-Lanius takes all of the moves as if they didn't happen, as well as a hail of attacks from my own Pokemon-

Holy shit, what kind of hax is this guy?

Lanius: <If this is all you've got, I'm sorely disappointed.>

-Tries to get out of the Trick Room using Aqua Jet-

That...those were all super effective hits! How is he still standing?

Wraith, Protect!

-Wraith forms a barrier of energy in front of Lanius, while Blobble and Nylon fire an Energy Ball and Razor Leaf at the Samurott-

edited 23rd Aug '11 5:53:55 PM by memyselfandI2

Treeo: <He took four Thunders! AND HE DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH!>

Unite: <HOLY MILTANK!>

No you don't! Stratus! Help them!

-Stratus uses the Trick Room's speed enhancing power to fly in front of Lanius.-

Stratus: <YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!>

-The Dragonite flaps his wings hard, conjuring up a Hurricane and hopefully blowing the Samurott back into the Trick Room.-

edited 23rd Aug '11 5:55:49 PM by Luke924

-draws her sword; meanwhile, Sunny is closing his eyes, trying to remain calm and Shadow is staring Lanius down-

"You're right! It's not all we've got! KROWAGA!"

-A burst of about 70 focused Dark Pulses strikes Lanius as he attempts to Aqua Jet his way out of the Magic Room-

-To Pokemon-

"SHOW THIS OVERGROWN SPHEAL WHAT IT MEANS TO FIGHT IN CELADON!"

-And my mons open up with another salvo of ranged attacks-

-Using Dark Pulse along with Legion-

<Erika: "Take a hike, you prick!">

-Using Dragon Pulse-

<Burny: "Th-This is for boss!">

-Using Shadow Ball-

<Slenderman: "I hope that the guy who has to take you to the spirit world makes your afterlife an eternal torment!">

<Mike: "Follow my lead!">

<Audrey: "Screw that!">

-The two fire a pair of Aura Spheres, having them converge on a shared point-

BOMBS AWAY!

-Sends out a murder of Murkrow to attack Lanius as my mons fire their own ranged attacks-

Lanius: -The combined attacks manage to push him back inside, the Murkrow actually managing to noticeably hurt him somewhat- <COWARDS, FEEL THE HARSHNESS OF UNOVA'S WINTER!>

-Takes a deep breath and fires a Blizzard at everyone-

edited 23rd Aug '11 6:00:35 PM by rmctagg09

-The four divebomb out of the way

<Michelle>: <He shrugged off our attacks as if they were nothing!>

.+Stella+: +Doesn't surprise me.+

<Michelle>: <What do you mean?>

^Cuddlekins^: ^Lanius is infamed for taking many attacks without much damage.^

<Michelle>: <This guy is so Hax>

^Cuddlekins^: ^Reminds me of Napoleon. Without the class^

-The three prepare to attack Lanius again-

Meanwhile, In Iccirus

-Napoleon has finished relishing in the spoils of war and is now heading over to Opelucid-

edited 23rd Aug '11 6:01:22 PM by PippingFool

-Blobble and Nylon both form Protect shields, and Wraith fires an Inferno at the Blizzard. However, the attack still connects-

Blobble: <Ergh....>

Nylon: <C-cold!>

AUGH! COLD! TOO ARCEUSDAMNED COLD! THAT IS MUCH COLDER THAN UNOVAS WINTER!

-flings backpack at Lanius-

edited 23rd Aug '11 6:04:27 PM by memyselfandI2

I'm gonna go do something. Be back at some point.

-starts walking down a hallway, still fiddling with a paperclip-

Casval has demolished Tubeline Bridge and replaced it with a replica leading to Route 10.