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rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#776: Feb 12th 2011 at 2:24:22 PM

We are now.

-Releases entire team-

This is no time to play fair. Cobalt, mind-read that Gardevoir and relay it back to me.

edited 12th Feb '11 2:28:26 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
daisy RUN!! from ohio Since: Jul, 2012
#777: Feb 12th 2011 at 2:28:51 PM

Dragonite use dragon claw on david!

-dragonite uses dragon claw on david-

edited 12th Feb '11 2:29:27 PM by daisy

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gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#778: Feb 12th 2011 at 2:30:10 PM

"David, you have been convicted of rape, cross-species sexual intercourse, arson, murder, and jaywalking. Your punishement shall be far worse than death. "

At this point, the Gardevoir's corpse lurched towards the Vanniluze, and knocked it out with a Phycic attack.

Lation music began playing from a unspecified source, later idientifid to be Gamer's iPod, and Gamer approached David.

I used a Phycho Break on him, and Gamer used the opportunity to sever his hand.

edited 12th Feb '11 2:55:30 PM by gamerex27

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
CalamityJane from None of your business Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Robosexual
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#780: Feb 12th 2011 at 2:39:08 PM

So he's dead, huh?

-Spits on his corpse-

Good riddance.

-Gets relayed details from Cobalt-

That is just fucked up.

Have you tried soda? It's the poor man's Pepto-Bismol.

edited 12th Feb '11 2:40:39 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
CalamityJane from None of your business Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Robosexual
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#782: Feb 12th 2011 at 2:42:51 PM

Sunject rose from his apparent death, and proceeded to [DATA EXPUNGED] Gamer's Serpirior. While attempting to anally violate the corpse, Gamer stepped up and beheaded the zombie!Gardevoir.. The shadowy aura dissapeared, and the screams were replaced by a relieved sigh.

edited 12th Feb '11 2:55:14 PM by gamerex27

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#784: Feb 12th 2011 at 2:49:42 PM

What the fuck? Why doesn't this guy just die?

-Has Cobalt use Meteor Mash on David-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#785: Feb 12th 2011 at 2:51:08 PM

-Sends out Accelgor and Escavalier-

Accelgor! Bug Buzz his ears into oblivion! Escavalier, while he's distracted move in for the kill with X-Scissor!

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
daisy RUN!! from ohio Since: Jul, 2012
#786: Feb 12th 2011 at 2:51:46 PM

Dont let it bite you!

I am a very picky girl
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#787: Feb 12th 2011 at 2:56:02 PM

Nudi, back them both up with Ice Beam! Gaia, use Earthquake once they're all out of the way!

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#788: Feb 12th 2011 at 2:57:59 PM

while being bombarded by all these attacks, I took the orpourtunity to invade his mind, and crush it.

The subject's life essance finally faded, and, with a blood-curdeling scream, he fell to the floor, dead.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#789: Feb 12th 2011 at 2:59:54 PM

-Has Pokemon blast him some more-

Sorry guys, I just wanted to make sure he was actually dead.

edited 12th Feb '11 3:00:35 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
daisy RUN!! from ohio Since: Jul, 2012
#790: Feb 12th 2011 at 3:00:14 PM

-dragonite reterns to her pokeball-

Ok I'm going...

-heads to pokemon center-

-lets zorua out of his ball-

Ok lets go get some snacks!

Zorua: zor zor :D!

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CalamityJane from None of your business Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Robosexual
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#792: Feb 12th 2011 at 3:01:40 PM

Thanks Mewtwo, that's one evil entity down. We make a pretty good team, don't we guys?

Agreed Jane.

-Runs over to the Pokemon Center and switches Garchomp for Draca-

Draca, use Fire Blast on that corpse!

edited 12th Feb '11 3:02:32 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#793: Feb 12th 2011 at 3:02:41 PM

Yes...

...Is Mewtwo really here?! THE Mewtwo?!

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#794: Feb 12th 2011 at 3:02:45 PM

Upon the fading of life aura, and the destruction of his corpse, the body exploded into bits of data, and every electronic device in a 50-mile radius shot off.

RMC: Wait, what the hell was that?! Why'd he explode?!

"This explains everything. He was a servant of Missingno. That is how he escaped prison in Kanto: Missingno must have broke him out in exchange for his servitude."

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
TheGinkei A Pheasant Experience from Reality Since: Sep, 2010
A Pheasant Experience
#795: Feb 12th 2011 at 3:03:08 PM

Oh hey guys, what's-

(*notices David's corpse*)

O_o Wait, what just happened, and why is there a dead body here?

(*watches David's corpse explode*)

What. Was. That?

edited 12th Feb '11 3:04:00 PM by TheGinkei

And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#796: Feb 12th 2011 at 3:04:47 PM

"As I said earlier, I cannot stop Missigno on my own. To truley banish him from this world, we need the help of Giritina, Palkia, and Victini, the true #0."

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
CalamityJane from None of your business Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#797: Feb 12th 2011 at 3:05:07 PM

Apparently the fabric of reality is being torn apart. Arceus will not be happy.

Cynthia has a Giratina. Should I call her?

edited 12th Feb '11 3:05:56 PM by CalamityJane

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daisy RUN!! from ohio Since: Jul, 2012
#798: Feb 12th 2011 at 3:05:46 PM

-sees a guy wearing purple head near me-

Stranger: Thats a nice zorua you have there may I see him?

No!

Stranger: Too bad!

-stranger grabs zorua and puts him in cage-

ZORUA!

Stranger: Now be a good girl and go away.

GIVE HIM BACK!

-is hit in the head and knocked out while stranger runs off with zorua-

edited 12th Feb '11 3:06:15 PM by daisy

I am a very picky girl
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#799: Feb 12th 2011 at 3:06:53 PM

This is Gamerex27 again. Mewtwo has stopped using my account, and has chased after the Zorua thief.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
CalamityJane from None of your business Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#800: Feb 12th 2011 at 3:07:06 PM

HEY! Give back that Zorua! -chases after purple-haired man, releases a pokeball- Alright, Cassandra, use Blizzard!-

Cassandra: FROSLASS! Froooooooooooooooooooooooooooooslaaaaas! -shoots a lot of ice and snow at the purple-haired man-

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