ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-sees a rope on the ground-

-ties a rock to it and throws it in the sea-

I want to see that David bastard for myself.

-Starts walking towards the GTC-

I think Missingno is there, but maybe it's David. I don't care, either way I have an Escavalier that would love tearing things up a little.

I'm using Garchomp, just for irony's sake.

-feels something drag rock in water-

Got you ya bastard!

-pulls out seaweed-

Damnit!

Why is Garchomp ironic?

My Garchomp is female. Personally I find it funny that both of the gendered pseudo-legendaries I own happen to be female.

-Looks into the distance-

Is that the bastard we're looking for?

edited 12th Feb '11 1:59:16 PM by rmctagg09

The following transcriptions were recorded via Metwo syncing his thoughts to Chatter.

The human is approachign the attendant at the GTC. He then proceeded to ask the attendant how her genitallia is. Several seconds later, she expressed signs of anger, and proceeded to spray an entire can of Bug Pokemon repellant spray into his eyes. Subject recovered quickly, and began to overpower the attendant using brute force. At this poit, the Infernape used a Shadow Claw on David, and he fell to the floor in apperent pain.

-heads to store and buys flouty that looks like a psyduck-

-ties it to rope and throws it in sea-

Come on you stupid anomaly...

Wait, how's that ironic? All of my heavy hitters on my team are female...

(*Typhlosion gives a hurt expression*)

Erm... No offense or anything, Lyle...

Subject recovered impossibly fast, and proceeded to somehow overpower the Infernape. Sujbect appeared to be searching for an orfice, but failed. At this point, both a Trainer's nearby Vanniluxe and Gamer attacked David, with Gamer stabbing David in the crotch.

He's a serial rapist, that's why.

-Starts running over to the GTS once he sees David-

I want some of that action. Garchomp, use Dragon Rush on that bastard!

edited 12th Feb '11 2:08:13 PM by rmctagg09

Vanilluxe? Didn't know they had that strong a sense of justice to intervene...

I'm going too! I see the building!

edited 12th Feb '11 2:03:54 PM by Anomalocaris20

-catches something and it is strong-

Got ya!

-is pulled in the sea-

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

-sees anomaly-

.....Oh shit....

-tries to swim to land-

-Roc comes out of his Poke Ball and starts flying in the opposite direction-

Roc, where are you going?

-Continues flying towards Canalave and plucks daisy out of the water-

edited 12th Feb '11 2:14:27 PM by rmctagg09

-is pulled out of water-

edited 12th Feb '11 2:15:56 PM by daisy

Where were you, Daisy?

Subject still healed from said injury, and proceeded to open a Pokeball. What came out can only be described as an abomination.

A twisted mockery of a Gardevoir, it was comprised of rotting flesh, oozing blood, and it's face was locked into a perpetual scream. I took a brief glance at it's mind, and reeled in shock. [[And I Must Scream It was screaming endlessly, but none without phycic powers could hear it. A cursory examinantion of it's Aura revealed that is was a Shadow Pokemon. My companions and I regrouped, and prepared ourself for the pre-battle banter.

edited 12th Feb '11 2:55:52 PM by gamerex27

-Roc comes back-

Well, that was weird. Roc, when Garchomp makes it over there, use Close Combat on that sick fuck.

-Both Pokemon make contact but are repulsed by the Gardevoir-

Shit, this is gonna be tougher than I thought.

edited 12th Feb '11 2:17:51 PM by rmctagg09

I saw anomaly and tried to stop it.

He pulled me in water...

-sees guy there attacking-

edited 12th Feb '11 2:19:41 PM by daisy

Shadow Pokemon?!

A Garachomp was able to knock David down, but was immediately over powered by David. Before he could do anything, I telekinetically restrained him.

I can't write banter very well. Someone else write banter between Mewtwo, me, David, and rmctack.

You're okay now kid, but we have bigger fish to fry at the moment.

-gets out dragonite-

Ok dragonite lets help them!

Are we here?