ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Hearing the message-

I'm not sure if I want to do that.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Chase: <Well, I guess you could head over to the tunnel that is being buildt and see if there is anything you can do there. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go make sure that some of the other Pokémon are doing their jobs.> (hops off to check on some of the other resistance members)

Goggles: (chuckles) <He's good at organizing things, even if he occasionally forgets to give the others a break from their work!> (goes to do something else)

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Nylon: <Okay!> -The Nylon heads To The Tunnel, occasionally pausing To spray silk on cracks in The sTone-

-Meanwhile, The Every is searching Nimbasa ciTy, The Blobble scanning The area wiTh psychic waves To check for minions-

I hope we can make a difference...if only a small one.

edited 30th Jul '11 1:29:42 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-the group arrives back at the house to find Uncle Mike already there, standing beside a Pidgeotto-

I have nothing to do for the rest of the day, are there any deliveries to be made?

Uncle Mike: Hm... There might. I'll go check.

-he walks into the house. Helen sits down on a stump by the edge of the woods. Hermes the Furret, Epona, and the Quilava and Scyther walk over-

Hermes: <Something wrong?>

Just the fact that I can apparently understand Pokemon for some reason. And I feel kind of weird today.

Quilava: <You can understand us? That's exciting! I think it's a good thing!>

I appreciate that, Ashes.

Scyther: <Do you know why?>

Epona: <If she knew that, Katan, she would have said so. Right, Helen?>

Yeah, definitely. But I guess it's not a huge deal at the moment.

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

-Meanwhile, in another tunnel...-

Woolly: -Regains consciousness.- <Ooh...What happened?

-The Ampharos sits up, rubbing her head. Still not fully awake, she tries to remember what happened to her.-

Woolly: <Okay, so we were in the time tunnels, but then there was a roar, and the tunnels started falling apart. Then there was a flash of light, followed by...Urgh. I can't remember...>

-Woolly shakes her head, then jumps with a start.-

Woolly: <Where's everyone else?! Hello? Lake? Treeo? Harriet? Naida? Shaun?

...

...Anyone?>

-Woolly can't hear any replies. Nor can she see anything, as the tunnel is pitch black.-

Woolly: <Hmm. I could use some light.> -Pours some electrical power into her tail, igniting her bulb.- <That's better! Huh?>

-Now that she can see, Woolly finds Treeo, Flare, Harriet, and Wulfric lying unconscious on the floor around her.-

Woolly: -Sighs.- <Not again...>

edited 30th Jul '11 1:42:01 PM by Luke924

Back at the Nidocave!

— ...

-Some of the Nidorans gather around behind me, chatting-

Random Nidoran #22 — <So we are going to travel then?>

Random Nidoran #84 — <Does that place have food?>

Random Nidoran #17 — <It'll be a very fun week!>

Random Nidoran #58 — <I'm gonna miss marli a parli...>

...

This is getting strange. First I can't contact anyone in the Delivery and Transport Division. Now I can understand Pokémon Speak...

-turn to the group of Nidoran watching; mass blinks looking cute-

But I still need to ship them away for safety...

— I need to go do something important, tonight. All of you are going to stay here, play around until tomorrow.

All Nidorans — <Hurraaaaa~!> — high paws and licks all around.

— ...And tomorrow you travel...

-All Nidorans jump or roll around in joy-

— ...but you promise not. to. eat. those. wires.

-most Nidoran stop and nod; I'm content with that-

— Fine. — turning to the computer — Activate surface seals at 2045 hours, reroute Pokégear calls to University number as soon as I'm out.

Computer — >> Instructions added to the anacron table. <<

-After v-locking the terminal to make sure none of the Nidorans can type something like "rm -rf /" while I'm out, I head to the opposite side of the cave to grab a change of clothes, some supplies, and two Pokéballs-

I'll have to try contacting Dr. Tagg or the others by some other channel...

edited 23rd Oct '11 3:40:46 PM by SilentReverence

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?

-Regains consciousness-

Ugh...

How did this happen, anyway? Why is everything so... different? And why am I in here?

???: <Hey! You! You're finally conscious?>

Ugh... yes...

???: <...How did you understand me just now, human?>

I... don't know.

???: <Doesn't matter. I'll be rid of you soon anyway. Here's your dinner.>

-The Pokemon slides a slimy blue arm through a small slit in the door, letting some light into my room for just a few seconds. It deposits a metal tray in the room, with some indiscernable slop sitting on it-

-I try my best to eat the slop, though it is disgusting. It is also a very small portion, doing little to quell my hunger-

Seismitoad: <Ya finished yet?!>

Yes...

-He reaches in and snatches the now empty tray away-

-I sigh. The only time when anything other than sitting in the dark happens in my life is during feeding or any other processes that require the door's slit to be opened. As such, I have no sense of time even with my former memories intact-

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

- At Team Plasma's... I mean, Scolipede and Artemis' castle -

Artemis: <So... No word on where the resistance's base is?>

Mira: <Not yet, my queen.>

Artemis: (smirks) <Well... I'm not worried about them. They can't keep hiding forever.>

Mira: <Of course not, my queen.>

edited 30th Jul '11 2:03:48 PM by DarkerShining

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-I decide to figure out the layout of my cell, but find that the exact layout is already permanently branded into my memory. It is a small cell, about 4 feet wide, 4 feet long, and 8 feet tall. There are no features in it except the door and a toilet in the back-right corner. There is no bed. The floor, walls, and ceiling are all made of a cold, grayish-blue stone. The temperature ranges from 51 degrees F during summer to 19 degrees F during winter. The fact that I've been completely stripped of my clothes, as well as all my other personal belongings, makes the cold even worse. I am fed twice a day, once in the "morning" and once in the "evening". The food is always a single scoop of a slop that I'd rather not identify. The room also smells strongly of my own blood, due to Seismitoad becoming overzealous or angry quite often. The slit on the door is only opened for feeding, and the door as a whole is never opened except for the aforementioned beatings-

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

-Earlier...-

-Wakes up just in time to see red clouds, an earthquake and a pretty nasty lookin' flash-

...?! What the fu-

Woolly: <Harriet! Harriet! Wake up!>

-Woolly pokes Harriet gently, but doesn't get any response from her.-

Woolly: <Hrrm...Treeo! Come on! You've got to wake up!>

-Treeo stirs, but doesn't wake. Woolly sighs at this.-

Woolly: <Hmm...How did I get this up the last time this happened?>

-Woolly thinks back to last time, remembering hiw she managed to solve this problem.-

Woolly: -Shakes head.- <Sorry about this, guys.>

-Woolly looks away, then discharges a Thunderwave, hitting everyone in the tunnel.-

Everyone: <AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!>

-Afterwards, the Ampharos looks back to see a bunch of very charred and angry Pokémon glaring at her.-

Flare: <AGAIN?!>

Woolly: -Rubs the back of her head, sheepishly. <Sorry.>

-Meanwhile, somewhere completely different-

<-ck is going on?>
Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

...?

-Tries to wiggle his arm, just to see if it moves-

-It doesn't-

<No...>
Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

<NO!>
Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

---

-Riptide and Vesuvius are nearby, talking about something. Egbert is sitting on a bench in the background, and Slouch's other Pokemon are nowhere to be found-
Vesuvius: Rip... I'd love to stay here with you guys, I really would, but the others have convinced me that joining the Resistance is the right thing to do.

Riptide: If you're sure that's what you want to do, then I guess I'm not going to try and stop you...
Bye, Vess.
I'll miss you...

Vesuvius: I'll miss you too, Rip... But don't worry about me. We'll see each other again soon, I know it.

-Pauses-

Just... Take good care of Slouch, you two.

-Smiles weakly before walking off-

-Riptide watches Vesuvius leave glumly before plonking himself on the bench next to Egbert-

edited 18th Nov '12 7:59:07 PM by Slouch

~Minutes before the roar~

-Is examining the coin, tries to scratch it like the worker did-

-The tails side of the coin rubs off, revealing another heads side under it-

It's always heads... It's always heads... -Chuckles- It's always h-

-Is cut out by the roar-

~13 years ago. At the docks of an island~

A 4 year old Pentigan: -Completing a sentence from another time- -heads... What?

Village Leader: -Flips the coin, it lands heads up- Heads it is. -A sea wind obscures the name- -chooses first.

A 4 year old Pentigan: I want the dwagon!

~In the basement of a tower in Slateport Town~

-A 17 year old man takes a place at an organ and begins to play-

-Sings a strange and wavering first line of song in a foreign language, the line translates to "Our whole universe was in a hot, dense space"-

edited 30th Jul '11 3:10:29 PM by Pentigan

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

-Minute Clan common room-

-Iron Marrow enters, leading Nadia, Vlad, and Shaun-

Scratch: <Oh! Elder! I didn't realize you were awake!>

Iron Marrow: <Scratch! Good, you're here... oh, mapping the tunnels has been very... difficult work. No thanks to these fiends.> -points behind her-

Scratch: <Oh! Where'd you meet them?>

Iron Marrow: <?>

<...did that earthquake knock you in the head? They came here a moon ago. The trial by Bonemerang?>

Scratch: <...quake? I didn't feel anything... Speaking of bones, I haven't seen you use that Lairon femur in a while now. Why'd you switch back to it?>

Iron Marrow: <...>

<What.>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

-Notices Scratch-

<Shaun: "Is everything alright out here? Where's Tracer and the others?">

-With evidence of having cried recently-

<Nadia: "Please be okay, please be okay, please be okay...">

<Toothless: "... I really don't think it's going to be that easy, Nadia...">

<Vlad: "... Wait... Weren't you somewhere else with Kat and her brother working out that whole exchange thing?">

<Shaun: "VLAD!">

<Vlad: "What? ... Oh. Oops...">

edited 30th Jul '11 3:44:56 PM by TracerBullet

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

Iron Marrow: <They sent us that rube's BROTHER?! Here I thought I could just ignore them...>

Scratch: <Elder, what is this about? An exchange with who? Whoever Kat and Tracer are?>

Iron Marrow: <Scratch. You were THERE when the arrangement was made! What's WRONG with your head?! You haven't even LEFT for that backwater yet!>

-Scratch looks puzzled. Before he can say anything, a voice pierces from across the room.-

Iron Hydreigon Marrow: <WHO IS THIS IMPOSTOR?!>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

<Nadia: "Wh-What?! They were right he-">

-Notices Hydreigon Marrow-

<Nadia: "... There's two of them?!">

<Toothless: "... Oh boy...">

<Shaun: "But that's... Not...">

<Vlad: "EEP! Sh-She doesn't sound happy!">

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

-The Garchomp that would've been Tagg's in the original timeline glides over and lands right next to Hydreigon Marrow-

Garchomp: <Is there a problem here?>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Upon reaching Unova, Straw sees groups of Dark type Pokemon prowling the streets of Castelia City-

This might look normal if there weren't Dark type ptrols around.

Crescent:<I feel like I'm going to get mistaken for one of them>

How would they-oh.

Cresent:<Yeah>

-Seeing AU!Garchomp-

<Nadia: "... You guys are on good terms with a Garchomp? Then what was with that treatment that I got a month ago?!">

<Vlad: "Did you make a new friend while we were out? You didn't seem like you trusted Tagg's Garchomp when she came...">

<Shaun: "... Nadia, Vlad... I think that these might not be the same Cubone and Marowak that we met...">

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

Artemis: <So... Is there anything else I need to know?>

Mira: <No, my queen.>

Artemis: <Good.> (gently strokes Mira's forehead with her paw) <As usual, you are doing a fine job.>

Mira: (bows) <Thank you, my queen. I really appreciate it.>

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I swear, I haven't been here in forever! Did I miss much?

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.

The AU arc has started.

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We're in the AU now.

-The Every is sTill paTrolling The sTreeTs of Nimbasa ciTy. His Pokemon have spliT up and Taken posiTions at differenT parTs of the ciTy To waTch more effecTively-

It seems like a pretty quiet day...

edited 30th Jul '11 4:08:06 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

We're in the AU arc and you might have missed the MST arc.