Uhh, Guys?
I'm having to learn to pay the priceI was starting to wonder why you hadn't shown up yet. Most important event of the day is my match with none other than Gary Blue MOTHERFUCKING Oak.
Roc, use Fly!
-Roc eats a Yache Berry as he gets hit but is brought down to the low yellow-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.I had a good party.
-Has fallen asleep somwhere-
I'm having to learn to pay the price-Ignores the girth shown on the TV as I pluck myself out of bed. I decide to head somewhere and do something-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.-Thinking-
Blue: "If I switch in Pidgeot now, that'll just bring the eel back out... My best bet is to have Machamp brace himself and slug this bird on his way back..."
Blue: "Machamp! Brace yourself and hit him with Ice Punch again when he comes down!"
<Machamp: "... A little unconventional... But alright...">
________________
-In the stands-
<Lardna: "(*sigh*) Just end already! I want to get out of this rain!">
edited 6th Jul '11 9:23:03 PM by TracerBullet
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985Blackberryspoiler: also, I contacted Alex of The Interference, and learned Suefish's true name, whixh we will need to execrate her when she shows up agan. Apparently, I am still on the phone with him, having learned that Suefish treid to take over the multiverse. U had just asked him if he had donbe it alone, or woth help.
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"Basket blushes and after staring at me for a moment, snorts and leers at Basket.
Maekrite — <"Affectionate"? What makes you think I'm more... let's see, his hair doesn't smell wet, despite the rain, yeah, need to cover it with something Pfff... I've always been caring, if that's what you mean... just... pupils look all right, let's see... yeah, looks pretty well focused on the match you know I'm kinda rough heart sounds all right? *leans ear* yeah, all right...>
Dintel — <You look like obsessed. Maybe had a very bad dream. Me? I'm having fun with the match... except the downpour> — Turns to me and pulls arm — <Trainer? Trainer? Want to go see the Tyranitar...>
Maekrite (swinging horn at Maekrite's arm) — <Don't do that!>
Dintel (rubs arm) — <Hey!>
I turn down to Maekrite and Dintel.
— Now what's with you two...? Can't just watch the match and... Maekrite, stop... stop tidying me up, I'm not your kit. wow, where did that come from...
I pick up Dintel and sit him to my side, covering him with the tissue I had handed him earlier. Maekrite looks annoyed but gets down from my lap too.
— Dintel, you know, Blue's harem doesn't let anyone go through... I don't get what do you want with that Tyranitar anyway.
Dintel — <He's kinda funny, wanna ask him about how to tidy my Pokéball...>
Maekrite shakes off the downpour water from his body, leaps up my lap again and from there talks more softly to Basket.
Maekrite — <Fine... another time... I'm not in very good condition for a battle anyway... feel kinda dizzy.>
— Look, Dintel... I have to get Maekrite to the medic after this match. What you say if as soon as we get there I let you go try and talk with Tyranitar? Surely Blue will take his team to the medic as well...
Dintel (claps) — I like that?
— Now, it depends on how is the battle going to end... — Sees Machamp going full frontal attack — This does not look any well for him, and the Arcanine will have many troubles with the rain... the better for Tagg.
edited 6th Jul '11 9:32:37 PM by SilentReverence
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?(Sorry Gamer, I'm sort of distracted by the battle.)
Alex: You'll need all the help you can get.
-Roc hits Machamp, but faints soon after-
Go Eelektross!
-Eelektross appears-
Eelektross: <Let us see who is tougher.>
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.-I decide to watch some foreign TV on my laptop, I find the show about star signs broadcast from Unova very interesting. Aparently I'm a Crustle-sign-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.This battle's really intense!
Gyru: <Whatever...I just want to find that Metagross...>
Breeze: <I wish that Sandstorm would go away, I want out...>
edited 6th Jul '11 9:33:41 PM by memyselfandI2
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.-In the red-
<Machamp: "Yeah, let's...">
Blue: "This is it, Machamp! Use DynamicPunch!"
-Machamp runs up and grabs Eelektross with one pair of arms, and drives one of his free fists into Eelektross' face-
___________________
-In the stands-
-Gene reappears-
<Audrey: "Where have you been? You almost missed the end of the match!">
<Gene: "Oh... Nowhere special...">
edited 6th Jul '11 9:36:01 PM by TracerBullet
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985Anom and star are moving a box.
-Nods in agreement-
October: <I'm tired too...>
-The box stops glowing-
Wait, don't-
-the box drops and slides down the stairs, dragging star with it-
edited 6th Jul '11 9:37:17 PM by stargirl93
-Eelektross is confused and brought down to the low yellow-
Eelektross, use Acrobatics!
-Eelektross manages to get enough of his bearings to twist around Machamp and chop him, scoring a critical hit-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.-Is also pulled down with the box-
Oww... October! Why'd you do that?!
-Notices the box has broken, and stuff is leaking out-
Is this glue?
Dr. Kaminko: AAH! My superglue shipment! I needed that to make my improved version of the power-saving refridgerator!
Uh... sorry, sir.
Dr. Kaminko: Let's see here... 7 packets fell out and broke, so that comes to 3000 Pokeyen in damages.
-I pay him-
Dr. Kaminko: Thank you. You might want to pay the hotel owner as well. Some leaked onto the floor and the solvent is expensive. Now then...
-He attaches a propellor like device to the crate and it floats up. He then pulls it along effortlessly-
Umm... okay...
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!-Machamp releases its grip on Eelektross-
<Machamp: "Urgh... You win this one...">
-Machamp collapses-
Blue: "Good work, Machamp. Return!"
-Thinking-
Blue: "Do I send out Pidgeot or Arcanine...? If I manage to finish with Arcanine, I can probably finish off that Gigalith from earlier easily... And I know that I definitely can finish it off with Pidgeot... But... If Arcanine somehow can't down this eel... I don't think that Pidgeot would make it..."
Blue: "Let's hope this is worth it, buddy..." Go, Pidgeot!"
<Pidgeot: "Oh no, not this again...">
Blue: "We're almost there! Hit it with Hurricane!"
-Pidgeot whips up a large swirl of air, which sweeps up Eelektross-
edited 6th Jul '11 10:03:40 PM by TracerBullet
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985If Eelektross can last long enough to finish this Pidgeot, then I bring in Audilith to end this if Arcanine manages to best him.
-Eelektross is brought down to the high red-
Use Thunderbolt while you're up in the sky!
-Eelektross zaps Pidgeot, the move turning into a critical hit due to the weather making everything wet-
edited 6th Jul '11 9:50:53 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.-suddenly falls asleep-
Night all.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Dintel (trying to wrap himself in the tissue) — <Not liking this...!>
-Then he notices that the tissue is wet too, and decides to look for shelter by covering himself with my jacket-
Maekrite — <Hey! I had just finished...>
Dintel — <Rain is bad for Dintel and Pidgeot.... *sobs* When does it end?>
— I hope very soon... although one wonders what will they try to come up with. This battle has showcased very, very varied tactics, that's for sure.
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?-Pidgeot is hit-
<Pidgeot: "AAAAUUUGGGHHH!">
-Pidgeot falls out of the sky-
<Pidgeot: "Ooog... I can't feel... My... My everything...">
-Pidgeot collapses-
Blue: "Pidgeot, return! You did great buddy..."
-To Tagg-
Blue: "Heh heh heh... You're unprepared for this. We'll knock you down! Go, Arcanine!"
-To Eelektross-
<Arcanine: "So, have you reconsidered my question from earlier?">
Blue: "This is OUR match, Arcanine! Strafe him with ExtremeSpeed!"
-Arcanine pulls a hit and run attack on Eelektross-
_________________
-In the stands-
<Teala: "Oh wow, this really is going to be a close match...">
edited 6th Jul '11 9:56:57 PM by TracerBullet
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985-Is cheering, along with his Pokemon-
— Oh! The endgame is coming! — stares in awe as the battle develops.
Dintel — <Poor Pidgeot... didn't want to be here... I share the sentiment.>
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?-Continues watching the battle, pretty sure that Tagg will win-
-Meanwhile, Booster is conversing with a bunch of Pidove in the PC system-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing......October, Why did you drop the box ?
October: <I was tired.....>
-Sighs- .......Great, now the box is broken. -accidentally sticks her hand in the stuff leaking from the box-
Ew,What is this? -moves her hand someplace random-
-hears Dr kaminko's ramblings-
.......Wait, It's glue? -Looks at where she put her hand down- Oh jeez. -Tries to move her hand off Anom's-
Uh....
Eelektross: <Eh, I don't know...>
-Eelektross faints-
You seem to forgotten one thing Blue. I've still got one friend left, and your Arcanine has been weakened quite a bit.
-Releases Audilith-
Audilith: <So, you think this is your match, huh? Well, I'm about to prove you wrong.>
Audilith, finish Arcanine with Earthquake!
Audilith: <We've battled too hard to lose at this point. Besides, it would be kind of embarrassing to faint in front of the kids.>
-Audilith creates the biggest tremor she can muster-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
-Is having difficulty walking up backwards while carrying the heavy box-
Hrrg... this is too heavy...
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!