ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

[Good one.]

No, I heard that Luke likes Mezzo.

-Steps forward-

I fear I cannot let you continue on this path. For one day it will get you killed. You don't have to do this.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

If you guys aren't ok with this, i'll erase it

-Random fangirl is listening to bug and turns up audio-

Really? No. Mezzo likes... you! You haven't realized that yet?

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

It's okay. That's the reason we're doing it, Star.

But I'm with DS. Although, truth-be-told, I think she wishes she was with you instead.

Speaking of getting killed...Ariados! Show my opponent why its a bad idea to piss me off when his Pokemon are within striking distance!

-Ariados fires another Psychic at Nets-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Yeah, it's my beard, I think. Although, to tell the truth, I have a deep crush on Jane. Poor DS.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Jane certainly is popular. Tagg has a crush on her, too.

-Nets shoots out a vine, which I take hold of-

Would you do this? Would you help your pokemon if it meant pain?

-Takes a portion of the phsycic attack, is noticibly pained-

You don't have to do this...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

I meant me doing the fan girl's actions...but ok.

RF: Wait, what? -Takes out laptop and starts typing-

J: -laughs- You feel like getting hurt? Well, I'm happy to oblige.

-Ariados fires another Psychic-

---

"This battle has gone from weird to downright insane. Are the judges asleep or something?"

Breeze: Chime.

Yeah...

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

W·A·T

(Dintel yawns)

Dintel — <Wonder why Trainer takes so long...?>

(Takes a look at the audience wondering how is he gonna find a known friend between this much people/mons)

Dintel — <*sobs*>

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?

Tagg is popular too. A has a really big crush on him.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Well then there's a love triangle going on, because Fool has a crush on A.

Fool is into girls? Because I saw her giving Gamer a look the other day...

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

-fangirl is trying to get a relationship chart together but is failing-

-Kat is knocked back by the Bastiodon and rolls-

<Kat: "Urgh... So you like to attack others for no good reason, eh?">

<Milo: "Kat, this probably isn't a-">

<Teala: "W-Wait, is Kat in trouble Shaun?">

<Shaun: "If this were a straight battle, no. Kat actually would have the upper hand. But fossil Pokemon usually take their fights much more seriously than others do, and there's an entire herd of them...">

-Kat uses another Bonemerang on the Shieldon-

<Kat: "HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT, PLATE-FACE?!">

-Is frantically fumbling for Kat's Pokeball-

edited 13th Jun '11 7:55:36 PM by TracerBullet

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

-stifles a laugh-

Sure, Why Not? But Gamer is clearly torn between his love for Daisy and his love for Lake.

edited 13th Jun '11 7:52:20 PM by BadWolf21

Have you ever taken a moment to look back on what you've done? Have you ever thought of your pokemon as more than tools to an end? Have you ever considered that there will always be someone to stop you if you continue this path? Just be looking at you I can tell you the answer is no.

-Is fighting massive pain-

I can tell you, one day someone will stand to you like I have. And if you think that the best way to deal with someone who resists is to kill them, then some day someone wil enact that idea on you.

You don't have to do this...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Nepeta has to update that shipping wall somehow! .

-Is watching the Bastiodon herd charge at the others, but decides it safer to stay put.-

I'm having to learn to pay the price

Snrk.

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Nepeta is the fangirl spying on us.

I'm having to learn to pay the price

J: SHUT UP! -turns to Ariados- Don't bother with that green weakling. Just take out the Trainer.

-Ariados nods, firing the attack at Pentigan directly this time-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-The entire herd fires Flash Cannons at Kat-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Fangirl gets on pokeverse equivilent of twitter-

-A bunch of phones ring in the room Star's in-

edited 13th Jun '11 7:57:13 PM by stargirl93