ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Kai: I don't know. I haven't asked anyone else who might know yet. You're... pretty much the first person I've texted since the party.

-They groan-

Kai: There was something about a USB drive? I dunno, I was still half-drunk and trying very hard to be not-drunk enough to avoid being recognized, or compromising Lilli's identity, or—

-And they immediately shut up.-

-Mason blinks-

Mason: ...Uh. Guess I didn't mention that yet. It's, er, complicated?

Edited by BittersweetNSour on Nov 5th 2018 at 12:45:47 PM

Mobius Base, Kalos

Legault: -almost dodges parody!Ike's attack, but gets caught on the shoulder due to Ragnell's range- Ouch... Nino, a little help?

Nino: -casts Elfire at the parody from behind Legault- His fighting style reminds me of Lord Hector!

Legault: -healing himself with a vulnerary- Yeah. Fights like a lord, looks like a merc... -whines- I'm not made for these front-line assaults!

Rustboro City, now

-Channah and her mons are talking to - or rather, being talked to by - an energetic young Swellow wearing a black and white neckerchief-

Male Swellow: <And then like we went to this like gnarly dark cave in Blackthorn City and got to like battle some Dragon Tamers! This one, like, Druddigon bro? Kicked - my - ass so hard, you shoulda seen it, Auntie Channah! Dude, dragons are so much fun to fight against! They have all these like bitchin moves with swirly anime effects - >

Titus: <Este es el hijo de Lo, alright.>

Dolabella: <Okay, if nobody's gonna tell me who the babydaddy was, I'm gonna just go with "ADHD Swoobat".>

Channah: -reaches a hand out, causing the Swellow to stop and automatically duck his head for preening- Sounds like you had fun. Did uh, Garrett treat you okay, Marrakesh?

Marrakesh the male Swellow: <Yeah! Well, I spent more time with like his Wobbuffet, and some of his bros. Mons. Monbros. It's rad to like see you guys like, again, though. Especially mom!>

-they look - Lo is no longer at her perch between Thierry and Montanari-

Marrakesh: <...Mom?>

Big Savings: -homerbackingintothebushes.gif-

Channah: Dammit, Lo.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Kai's Apartment

Brie: ....Lilli?

PEFE HQ

PEFE!Every: How are you even in my room?

Ever: Still not talking about me. What are you dreaming about?

PEFE!Every: Don't psychoanalyze me, Mx. Memito.

Ever: I would never, Ms. Memito. Why don't you ask someone to sleep with you?

PEFE!Every: Don't be crass.

Ever: Hmm, yeah, that did sound worse coming out, didn't it? I just meant you shouldn't be alone.

Cervantes: <She's got me.>

Ever: Well, she's always been surrounded by Dunsparce, hasn't she? Including during the bad times.

-PEFE!Every glares-

Ever: I'm only saying, perhaps surround yourself with something that doesn't put you in immediate mind of imminent death?

PEFE!Every: When you throw those stones, do you aim for the windows or will any part of the house do?

-Ever goes a little pink-

Ever: ...We're still not talking about me.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Kai: ...That's, uh, the name of the Avenger. Lillianna. Out of respect I'd rather not spill any more about her, unless Absolutely Necessary. Honor as a secret-keeper and all.

Kai's Apartment

Brie: ...Oh.

-she loops an arm around Kai-

Well, uh...okay. But if you need my help with this, anything, please don't hesitate to ask.

PEFE HQ

Ever: Well, as this seems to be dissolving into personal attacks, I'll be on my way. Cytosol, make sure she gets some sleep.

PEFE!Every: Don't give my mons instructions.

Cytosol: <Will do.>

PEFE!Every: Don't take instructions from them.

Ever: See you around.

PEFE!Every: Don't let the teleport disruptor disintegrate you on the way out.

Ever: Mmm-hmm.

-and they're gone-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Kai: I know. I will. I'm... just not really in a state to do anything about it right now. So dwelling on it just sorta sucks on every level.

-They cuddle up in Brie's arms.-

Rustboro City

Aztec Camera: -floats down from the trees-

Hale: <Well?>

Aztec Camera: <You Have One (1) Message From: Lo. «Let me know when he is gone.» This Is The End Of The Message. If You Would Like To Replay This Message - >

Channah: Didn't think she'd be that petty.

Dolabella: <She learned from the master.>

Channah: Eh. Still. -looks over at Marrakesh, who's play-fighting with Necrobutcher and Mari- Poor guy came all this way to see her...

Hale: <Whatisthereasonforheravoidance.Marrakeshseemsacharmingissue.Asfarasbirdsgo.>

Channah: Um, well. She didn't wanna be a mother. Her own mom kicked her out of the nest too early - that's how I met her - and I always assumed she wasn't happy about that.

Hale: <Sheisinsecureaboutherparentingability.>

Channah: Could be.

Hale: <Whoisthespermdonor.>

Channah: Ah, this Pelipper who was on my team for a short while, named Pepper. Didn't seem to get along, but.

Titus: <Maybe he reminds her too much of him.>

Dolabella: <Maybe she's just a frosty bitch.>

Channah: To be honest, that's what I'm leaning toward. Lo never was a warm, caregiving type like you, Dobes.

Dolabella: <Excuse you?>

Big Savings: < it's true but she shouldn't say it >

Channah: -shrugs- You raised Gage and he somehow turned out to be a hippie. And he writes you all those letters about what he's learning in Mafia School. -grins- Turns out dropping Wynaut babies on their heads just makes them bounce.

Dolabella: <Shall we talk about your parenting skills, dear trainer? Because I could go on for days.>

Hale: -bristling slightly- <Channahwasanexcellentsurrogateparent.Impudentrodent.>

Montanari: -calmly- <I second.>

Liberty: <Huh, didn't really have parents, 'less you count that creepy Koffing who used to stalk me. It was everymon for oneself in the Burned Tower. And we LIKED it that way!>

Titus: <I think my mom was caught by another trainer...>

Thierry: < mère mourned my passing for two years and then succumbed to her sorrow, a beautiful end >

Channah: ...Oh.

Big Savings: -to Channah- < my name is inigo montoya, you killed my mother, prepare to die > -glomps-

Channah: Erg. You know that's creepy when you put it like that.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

The Black Crystal

-The entire group's wounds heal, and Magatsu Susanoo's eyes squint.-

Magatsu Susanoo: You.

-He hisses between his teeth.-

Magatsu Susanoo: You always get in my way!

-He pulls out an array of weapons, each held between a pair of fingers.-

Magatsu Susanoo: NOT THIS TIME!

-He throws a barrage of swords, daggers, lances, and hammers.-

   MAGATSU SUSANOO used ARSENAL OF GO   *BOOM*

-One of the hammers in the barrage explodes with heat and steel, before slamming into the floor head-first.-

Magatsu Susanoo: ... What.

-Ren looks around in confusion. Izanagi responds with a shrug.-

-Susanoo walks towards the hammer before lava erupts from the floor.-

Magatsu Susanoo: What?! NO! THERE'S NO WAY! THERE ARE NO GODS HERE!

-Ren gives a little smile. Susanoo gives him a withering glare before realizing why he was smiling.-

Magatsu Susanoo: THE HEATRAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-The hammer shatters through the floor and a gout of lava in the general shape of a figure erupts from it.-

Grandpa Mountain: Ah... this is a new experience.

Asimov Island - R&D

-There is a ~Blip~-

-And suddenly there is a Mew floating in the room next to a confused looking Agron-

Stark: <...Is this the right place?>

Silas stumbles a bit in surprise, it takes him a moment before, "Wait... Blitz?"

Bishop turns to Stark, "If you're here for the trip to the Foxverse then you are in fact in the right place."

Silas rubs his head a bit, "Quite the gathering."

Aismov Island

-Lyra ports in with Shaun, Ace, and Tsunami, her various blasters strapped on and her scarf blowing in a mysterious wind.-

Lyra: ~Sup fuckers who's ready to see me as the hottest damn furry merc in the multiverse~

-Shaun just does a trademark blink.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Asimov Island, Rn D

-An RC rover with a budget phone lightly taped to it rolls into the portal room-

/Duck/: >Greetings.

-The phone falls off the rover-

/Duck/: >Uh... Can someone put the vehicle somewhere secure? I dread what would happen if it got damaged.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Asimov Island - R&D Blackzone

-Stark just tilts his head, a picture of innocent incomprehension-

Mew!Blitz: <Uh... Sorry, I've been kinda out of the loop>

-Mew!Blitz blinks at Lyra's declaration, and shifts back to his usual human form-

Blitz: "Sounds like you're going to another universe though. It's not a rescue mission or something, is it?"

-Stark just quietly picks up the RC and starts looking for an appropriate place to place the vehicle-

Asimov Island

Trainwreck is surprised and suddenly bows when Blitz shows up as a Mew, then just awkwardly waves while still bowing.

Cliff is just surprised.

Cliff: <Uh... no, sir. We're just... going to a celebration.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Kalos Mobius Base - Distant Past

Vi just rolls her eyes, before attempting to slam a fist into the weird inky thing. Oh, and discharge a taser into it.

Asimov Party - What was formerly a Chase

Brynhilde: "That sounds... unpleasant, to say the least. I gathered that she doesn't particularly like her past self, at any rate."

Asimov R&D - Portal Blacksite

Artoria and Mordred wander into the room.

Mordred: "You know when someone says 'blacksite' I usually imagine alien abductions and secret government mad science research."

Artoria: "Not a stargate room?"

Mordred: "Well I think that the location of the Stargate was probably a governement blacksite too."

Artoria: "True, I suppose."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Asimov blacksite

Blitz: -To Trainwreck- "You, uh, really don't have to do the whole bowing thing..."

-He awkwardly rubs his neck-

Stark: <Oh, a party? It's been forever since I got to go to one of those! Can we?>

Blitz: "Yeah, guess you guys might have missed out on a lot of stuff like that while I was gone... Sure, why not?"

-The Aggron grins and wags his tail excitedly-

Stark: <Yay!>

Edited by BlitzTrain on Nov 5th 2018 at 8:20:36 AM

Dunescape

Ren: <...Hoo boy.>

Arika: Go Grandpa Mountain!

N's Castle, past

-Tom Phan seems to soak up the attacks, and promptly launches into a Hyper Voice sonata-

Party, past

Houston: <Oog, you got me...>

-Faints-

Julius: Rrgh... Go, Odin!

-A Sandygast is sent out-

Odin: <Er, hello?>

Julius: Shadow Ball!

-Odin coughs one up-

Edited by Umbramatic on Nov 6th 2018 at 7:52:31 AM

Contact Me!

N's Castle

Ann: -Makes it to cover-

Gekkota: -Gets blown away-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Halloween Party - Outside

Oberon held on, filled with determination!

Oberon: <Now, milady!>

-Elizabeth smirks and holds her arm in front of her at an angle, revealing a sparkling Mimikium-Z in her Z-Power Ring.-

-She proceeds to do a bunch of light, airy movements - the Fairy-type Z-Pose.-

Oberon surrounds himself with Z-Power!

Oberon unleashes his signature Z-Move:

<RADIANT...DAWN!>

---

Mobius Raid - TS

-Twin footsteps echo as Isbrand and Kaiiseii rush through the halls, an Absol behind them.-

Edited by SwiftSeraph on Nov 6th 2018 at 5:37:34 AM

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Asimov Halloween, Ama-zingly Late Reply

Daydre makes futile gestures at things including (but not limited to) the water, the foxherd, the ground, and herself.

"..I-I don't know? Judging by what these guys have told me it's some mistake I haven't made yet.. Or some problems I'm going to cause everyone.."

Asimov Halloween, Awoo

Marco raises an eyebrow. "... No, you didn't. Complicated how?"

Asimov Blackzone

Star is.. here. Somehow. I don't think even she knows how she got here.

Star: <I dunno what we're doing exactly but I'm ready!>

's Castle

"Oh son of a-" Daydre is promptly blown away. Along with Tabitha. Rabbid!Daydre somehow stays grounded and fires a snipe shot at Tom Phan.

Edited by Daydre on Nov 6th 2018 at 1:37:17 PM

off the shits

Remote Macraul Chateau, Kalos, Present

A somewhat disheveled Lowell is overseeing the crating and transfer of a large statue of an elegantly dressed couple in the middle of a passionate dance. Workmen are carefully loading a life-sized statue, which had the feel and apparent density of white marble

Lowell: Now, now, pick up the pace. You needn't be too careful. The statue can definitely take some abuse. I made sure of it.

Workman: Yes, Monsieur Macraul.

Helena arrives.

Lowell: Cherié, you look ravishing as always.

Helena: Darling, why aren't you dressed yet?

Lowell: Now, now my dear, we can afford to be fashionably late. This statue just needs to be shipped. The Pidgeot Transport—

Workmen: Pidgeot Express, sir. We rebranded.

Lowell: I know. I know. They sent the memo to the other shareholders and I one fateful day and I expressed my concerns as to what imbecile would think rebranding would be necessary. But I appreciate the concern and respect for brand consistency. You may fill the crate full of packaging material. It will prevent damage to the crate interior and keep the statue from falling over and destroying anything.

Workmen: Yes sir.

The workmen proceed to fill the crate with packing peanuts.

Lowell: Aren't we a bit too excited to see my old home. Honestly, it's nothing I miss much. It's a pity that a few of my dear kinsmen might not be there. Ludovic couldn't come for pressing reasons that I can't quite recall at the moment. And Arceus knows what Paul is doing in his coop of fowl.

Helena: And your parents thought our marriage was peculiar.

Lowell: True enough, mamán did prefer me to marry some stuffy aristocrat. But not a single one of them inspired me more than you have done in the seconds I first laid eyes on you.

Helena: You flatter me husband.

Lowell: Yes, I admit there's that awkwardness of our announcement of marriage and mamán wouldn't walk to me for months. Still, it'd be nice to reconnect with the family and see the wonders of our ancestral home. My statue of that illustrious [Gaulish] ancestor from the [Roman] era shall be the centerpiece of our clan's grand dinner.

Once the statue was secure in the crate, the workmen called on their machamp to help carry the statue to their truck. Lowell bid them thanks and signed their papers, then proceeded to accompany Helena back to the chateau.

Lowell: And now, to prepare. Marius! Guinevere!

A rotom manifests in a monitor across the room and a porygon fades in near the couple.

Lowell: Marius, prepare my baths to the desired temperature. Guinevere, give me a full selection of my most recent suits. I'll need a selection of formal and semiformal garments good for the duration of the reunion.

Guinevere, via speech device: Madame Helena and I had taken the liberty to prepare a set for you. All of which are new.

Helena hands him a tablet.

Lowell: Good job Guinevere. Darling, you really know me.

Helena: One does try their best to anticipate.

Lowell reaches into his pockets and reveals a beautiful heart-cut blue diamond. Helena lights up and realizes what she was looking at.

Lowell: After so long, the Heart of the Sea is once again where it belongs. To a Macraul. It belonged to my ancestors before it was stolen by some strumpet. Fell into the sea. It was recovered, put to auction. And then I bought them out with chump change. And now it belongs to you.

Helena: And the one in the museum?

Lowell: A detailed reproduction made of worthless colored glass. I wouldn't dream of entrusting this with anyone but a family member, and with that rash of thefts going on—fuck no.

Edited by MasterJayAM on Nov 7th 2018 at 9:17:07 PM

Silas shrugs, "Well, since we're here. Let's take those bold first steps forward."

He turned to his team and waved goodbye, as he and Bishop lead the march through the portal, and into the other world.

Silas stepped out the other side and shivered, "Okay still got that weird feeling when you enter it."

He look over himself and noticed that once again, he was a anthropomorphic Lucario, "And tail is back, that's always weird."

Bishop stepped out behind Silas and tilted his frame's head, "Why do you find tails weird captain?"

"Just do."

Footsteps, out stepped Gio and Drakos, Gio with his trademark business grin, more of a cheshire grin at this point, "Welcome back to the Foxverse, quite the party you got with you."

Drakos smiled, "Quite a bit to get done before we head to the award ceremony."

Harold and Stylus could only stare at the scene before them and were starting to wonder, "What is up with this place??'

Falconan Portal Site

Star steps through the portal and is subsequently anthropomorphized. She's naked again.

Though this time she's holding the laser claws, which she was presumably carrying on her person before.

off the shits

Falconan Port Site

Cliff comes through, along with Trainwreck.

Cliff: "Well, guess it's time to get used to not being giant anymore."

Trainwreck nervously waves at Drakos.

Trainwreck: "Uh, hey. We're here."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Asimov Party, while everyone is getting wasted, past

Tommy: Hey, Jean. Got the message on the staff meeting. I've secured an interview with Silas Grant from Asimov.

Jean, surprisingly still sober: Someone has been abstaining. Jocelyn quickly became "gal-pals" with Hawthorn's and Harvey's daughters. Speaking of interviews, Ivan, I'll need some assistance talking to the big winner of tonight's costume contest. I've a feeling that you might want to participate in this interview.

Hank, somewhat inebriated from a distance: I was robbed! Robbed I say!

Beat.

Tommy: I'd love to stay and chat but I've got to see a man about some tech. Got to go.