ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Game Night

Phaz: ~Uh... Uhm, okay?~

-he puts on the gloves and looks at them.-

~...So, uh, I now have gloves. And no fingers in them.~

~Anyway, that's not a good idea. Camélia would probably propose to try and talk to them for surrendering and conditions.~

Pawniard: <Hm, Dark Dragon, huh? Suppose that's something to keep an eye out for, at least.>

Nameless(?) Village

<[$20] says the Dark Dragon’s a Hydreigon,> Talbain remotely hollered through illusion into his backpack.

<We’ll probably accomplish our initial goal along the way,> he comforted to himself. <Nice to meet you, Simone.>

JD nodded at Sholto, "We ask questions, good cop bad cop. You be good cop, I be terminator cop."

He turned and found some staff, "I wish to talk to your employer, may I see him? This involves a investigation."

Daniel sighed, "Okay we can try teleporting, but I don't think it's gonna be very successful. This feels like a area it'd be easy to all die."

<TPK area. I'm telling you.>

"You don't know that for certain."

<You literally shot the ship we came in on.>

To: Every 
From: Scarlette 
 
I have good news so far — the antivenom seems to be working. My thoughts are a lot quieter and clearer now, even though I'm only halfway through. But it only seems to be helping during the day, at least so far. My dreams are still as awful as they've been since the venom started taking hold. Here's hoping that gets better.

Game Night

Gabe: Tele-port, tele-port!

Stormchaser Arena

-Bathory staggers, but manages to fire one last Dark Pulse as Cia gets close-

???

Keaton: <Hmm, stick with the misson or listen to this lady... Which would be more fun?>

Jungle Of General Japery

Human!Ammy: Nice to meet you, Mordecai!

"Okay that's several for the teleport plan. Whoever will cast teleport, roll to teleport."

Silas is walking about, Tae is wearing the human scarf smiling, "Human form is pretty neat, sure you don't wanna do pokemon more?" He asks Silas.

Silas shrugs, "I prefer human form, actual thumbs for one."

Hacks laughs, ~What about that one idea?~

"That depends... have you found some place the J-Team haven't covered yet?"

~Yes.~

Silas blinks, "huh..."

He doesn't notice Nana until he almost bumps into her.

"Haah?!" Nana assumes a crude karate defense stance, then: "Oh, it's you." She's just eating an entire loaf of bread for some reason?

Edited by Palindromee on Jun 28th 2018 at 2:32:04 PM

Game Night

-Mew flings a die into the air with Psychic-

Silas stared at Nana just chomping on the bread, kind of fascinated by the fact that she even could.

Tae spoke, "Oh yeah, this is that one girl you said was a fashion disaster at J-Con. What else... oh yeah that she was dumber than 2 sacks of bricks."

Silas facepalmed and groaned, "Hello Nana."

Tae smiled, "Hi. What are you up to?"

Silas could tell by the smirk Tae was planning something.

The dice land down with a 18, Silas blinks, "Okay."

Daniel veers a hard left and into the space docks to avoid the purple ship, as the Sorceress casted her magic to teleport. The good news is it worked! The Captain was brought on board the shuttle, bad news is he was missing an entire arm.

Whiskers screamed, "AAAAAAAH! WHAT THE HELL!"

"Better do something cause it wasn't a clean cut, the wound is bleeding and he has 3 turns until he's dead."

Edited by EchoingSilence on Jun 28th 2018 at 1:05:28 PM

"Yep, that's me, ya local idiot." Nana grins and flashes a peace sign. "I dunno, what are you up to?"

Edited by Palindromee on Jun 28th 2018 at 2:31:41 PM

"Mostly just looking around Lumiose. Buying some stuff," Silas responded, "My friend here wanted to come along."

Tae's smile had grown into a devious smirk, "Hey Nana... wanna see something cool?"

Silas's face went a bit pale at that...

"Yeeeah, show me," Nana said immediately, grinning.

Tae let out a laugh, and soon in a swift motion, had put Silas into a headlock (he was unable to fight back as he only had one arm) and out of his bag pulled the green scarf, wrapping it around Silas's neck.

Silas was very disappointed that apparently all his mons were very fast and dexterous in human form.

The result was now a one armed Lucario stood before Nana.

"Ta-da!" Tae said.

Silas just glared, <Very funny...>

"..."

"Whaaat the hell??? That's a thing???"

Silas sighs, shrugs, and nods.

"Hell yeah it's a thing, Hell I'm not exactly human myself."

Tae takes off his scarf reverting to Swampert form, still grinning, before pulling the scarf on, "Long story on how we got these little trinkets."

Silas goes through some effort before finally taking his off, "Apparently the mon form you get is somewhat random, and may depend on what pokemon you associate with most."

-"Homer is waiting on the platform, checking his watch as he waits for the train to come in. His mons are scattered around the station."-

-"Zagreus stands in front of a vending machine, ogling the candy inside."-

Zags: <Mmmmm, chocolate num num bar... ah, no money, -gasp- wait, I know.>

-"Zags rushes backwards then, at full speed, rams his head into the vending machine. Zagreus falls to the ground with a thud."-

-"Mellinoe, with an annoyed look on her face, walks up, puts a dollar in, presses a few buttons and makes the num num bar fall out."-

Zags: <Thank you.>

-"Mokuba and Morrigan are playing tag around the benches while Anubis and Freyja watch them."-

Mokuba, running away happily: <You're it, you're it!>

Mor: <Mokuba, I tagged you, you're it.>

Anubis: <Be careful, and don't run into people.>

Freyja, sighs lovingly: <Oh Anny, you're such a good daddy.>

Anubis: <Thanks> -lifts up his paw, revealing it to be handcuffed to Freyja- <now give me the keys to these handcuffs.>

Freyja: <You mean our love bracelets?>

Anubis: <Keys now!>

-"As this is going on, the train Homer was waiting for pulls in and a delivery man walks out."-

Delivery man: You Homer?

Homer: Yep.

Delivery man: Sign this.

-"Homer signs a piece of paper and the delivery man gestures towards the train. A black convertible roles out of the train."-

Delivery man: We'll get that out front for you.

Homer: Thank yo-

-"Suddenly, Mokuba jumps onto Homers shoulders"-

Mokuba, excited: <YOU GOT ME A CAR!>

Homer: No, that's my car.

Freyja, jumping onto Homers head: <Can I drive?>

Homer: What? No!

Zagreus, walking towards the car: <Oooh, a bathroom on wheels.>

Homer: STAY AWAY FROM MY CAR!

Nana's quiet for a minute, attempting to process.

"...Lemme try it."

Silas stared at Nana a bit and went, "Okay... I just want my scarf back after all this is done."

He handed Nana the scarf and waited, wondering what a individual like her could possibly be in pokemon form.

Nana gives a mischevious laugh, letting Bisco disentangle herself from her neck in favor of the scarf. "I bet it'll be something super cool..."

She puts the scarf on, and...

an unusually small Salandit is in her place, screaming.

Silas stands there, and starts to laugh, it's kind of hard not to at this tiny Sandalit screaming. "How ya doing Nana?"

Nana's vibrating with distress. <WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MY HANDS ARE TOO SMALL MY THROAT HURTS I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL WHAT THE HELL>

Silas crouches down, "Well. You're a Sandalit. A toxic reptile from Alola, the pre-evolved form for Salazzle."

Tae shrugs, "Everyone on their first time becomes the pre-evolved form, you apparently gotta evolve first."

<I KNOW WHAT A GOD DAMN SALANDIT IS I'M FROM ALOLA I JUST DON'T LIKE IT FUCK MY THROAT HURTS>

She coughs, and a burning, corrosive substance spatters out of her throat.

Kaisei: "That was five. Fluffy, Athena, Thresher, Marina, and Veronica."

"And saw what?"

Cia: <Fu->

-Elizabeth literally spends about 45 seconds playing this before recalling Cia.-

Shaun: <Both?>

Isbrand: <I'm gonna help find Mordred.>

Shaun: <Try not to get into too much trouble.>

Isbrand: <Take your own advice, dad.>

Shaun: <Just because you're about 4 years older than me doesn't mean->

<Aaannnnddd she's gone.>

Midna: <You kinda suck at this whole parenting thing.>

Shaun: <Go back into my shadow, imp.>