Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Capinatator my beloved
Guess what this is. Wrong! It’s a pterosaur! Somehow.
That thing looks like a patch of a garden got strapped onto a pterodactyl, it got wings in the rear, it had a finger extension, and then it tried to say “No, I’m a lizard. Honest!” 😂😂 And a few people actually believe this is how it looked! And the person who made it(his website is here
)defends it with “well, I saw things you missed in the rock with my special method which none of you have tried. so you can’t say i’m wrong!”, when his “method” is just editing them in photoshop to make it look like he found new things.
He also…made a Pteranodon that had so much crest that a light breeze would send it flying into a cliff, messed up archosaurs and somehow included mammals and put snakes closer to pterosaurs than birds, despite the snake only sharing the scales and general body plan.
Local chaetognath fan
Godzilla
Oh hi Rodan! - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Mortefi
Good morning! How are you all this fine day?
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
Godzilla
I’m okay! Still at the top of the Sisterhood’s scare chart! - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
SKREEEEEEEONK!
AI with access to the console
...currently confused determining whether I recognize you or don't perhaps you are merely similar.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Mortefi
Me? I'm new around here, if that's what you're asking. Venti. Travelling bard who's currently decided to travel the internet.
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
It's nighttime here but hi! I'm Flandre, a vampire. I'm doing fine but a bit bored right now.
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Oh, we haven't introduced ourselves! I'm Four. I'm a four.
And I'm X! I'm an X!
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Godzilla
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
What? - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
AI with access to the console
Some sense of divinity though might just be a containment leak nearby.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
You know the drill
Using this new technology I found and improved upon...yes, after looking at your area, it is just a leak.
Mortefi
Well, as I have noted, I am a god. Not sure if anybody would call me divine, as opposed to Lord Barbatos, but technically I am the Lord of Anemo.
AI with access to the console
ah, I see perhaps I need to narrow that sensor array. anyhow welcome to the thread
that really shouldn't be possible
Edited by Immortalartisan on Nov 10th 2022 at 9:47:28 AM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Yeah, it shouldn't be. Uirst is supposed to see how N (or, if undetected, "Doc") is bullshitting.
Anyways, I'm 2BDamned, and I have some things to attend to. Goodbye, and make sure to continue spilling out info I can take note of.
2BDamned has logged off
Edited by CardboardBot on Nov 10th 2022 at 8:50:17 PM
Mortefi
Thank you. Nice to meet you as well. Can I get your name?
AI with access to the console
Uirst first Archotech I tend to visit this place every few cycles. The last few eons have been a tad boring for my taste.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Unhinged Menace
Ooh... more new beings to vapor- I mean meet! I've never seen an AI of this caliber before, quite interesting.
"Know your place, fool."
AI with access to the console
I'm surprised you haven't noticed my expeditions before.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Godzilla
Hello Mobius, the idiot claiming to be the true father of Bruce Thomas Wayne is here. - Hephaistos
He’s talking about Barbatos.
Edited by GeneralGigan on Nov 10th 2022 at 2:52:11 PM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Secret Agent2583
Well. Hello. Would you like something to eat? It's cooked from my giga microwave.
Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
I remember Barbatos being a demon though.
Mortefi
I take offence to that!
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
Godzilla
I feel like there is explaining to do. In Teyvat, you are the god of the winds and freedom, but there are other realms. In Mobius’ realm, you are the god of darkness, nightmares, and all paths that should have never been taken. - Hephaistos
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Har har har
Doesn't sound like the Venti we know . . .
Also, by "realm" do you mean a physical point in space or another dimension? Because both answers raise questions.
Please visit the "AITA" forum game
Now you’re scaring me, that’s my job! - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
SKREEEEEEEONK!