Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Murder is fun.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Unhinged Menace
I agree! Especially when you murder trillions at once!
"Know your place, fool."
Peach's "not amused" state
Well, seeing him being brutally crushed was sure interesing. Anyways, does anybody here can tell me where are Banjo and Kazooie ? I heard that they were on this thread at some point, and i have a plan for them. It involve holding Microsoft's headquarters hostage.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 9th 2022 at 10:22:10 AM
Godzilla
Right back at ya, buddy! Murder’s even more fun when you take all of their prized possessions! - Bender
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Extreme math nerd
Hey Yukari, if you're here - did you send Nitori into the Arena universe to test machines?
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
Business Youkai of the Mountain
From a certain point of view you could say that.
Extreme math nerd
...Are you planning on bringing her back, too?
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
Har har har
What the hell was your mom drinking when she was pregnant with you?
I disagree. As the late Bludtharst Heterodyne* said,
"Can you see what I see?"
Business Youkai of the Mountain
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Of course! When she learns to behave well~. Oh and greetings to the others, it's been a while since I visited.
Edited by shroobot3000 on Nov 9th 2022 at 11:34:35 AM
"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."
Extreme math nerd
Oh, for the love of CenterBrain.
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
Peach's "not amused" state
Really ? They're not here anymore ? Crap, never here when we need them. Guess i'll have to do this hostage taking myself.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 9th 2022 at 10:35:59 AM
Godzilla
The idea of killing trillions is abhorrent, I cannot think of a worse waste of assets. - Hephaistos
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Albedo
You sound like the Shogun. That's an insult, by the way. You don't want to be like the Shogun.
Oh, yeah, also, I'm Venti. Just a travelling bard.
Edited by KitkatKK2 on Nov 9th 2022 at 2:44:01 AM
“You carry the aura of the stars, interesting...”
Godzilla
I refuse to be fooled. - Hephaistos
Bard? Than why are you talking in modern-talk? - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Albedo
What, you think just because I play the lyre and tell stories for drinks and money, I'm gonna be all "thee" and "thou" and "pantaloons"?
Edited by KitkatKK2 on Nov 9th 2022 at 2:52:49 AM
“You carry the aura of the stars, interesting...”
Godzilla
Thou art correct. - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
SKREEEEEEEONK!
"Can you see what I see?"
GoldenWonderwing logged on
Nice to see that this place is still full of weirdos.
TheRareBear logged on
Hey! Isn't that Conker?
It sure looks like it. Huh, I'm kind of impressed that he can still type coherently.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Albedo
If I were not the god of freedom, I would smite you on the spot for that.
Godzilla
YOU’RE A MAKER? - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Albedo
What in Teyvat does that mean? I haven't made anything except songs and occasionally the wind.
Edited by KitkatKK2 on Nov 9th 2022 at 3:02:02 AM
“You carry the aura of the stars, interesting...”
Peach's "not amused" state
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Well hello guys, i waited for you. This red bird still can't shut his mouth, huh ? Anyways, look at this
Microsoft hostage. Plan.
This shows the plan to destroy a part of the Microsoft headquarters and take half of the people there hostage.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 9th 2022 at 11:08:09 AM
Godzilla
That’s just what us in Nox call you guys. - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
Albedo
If by "maker" you mean "god", then yes! I am a god! Normally people don't believe me on that one though.
“You carry the aura of the stars, interesting...”
These two creatures give me diabetes. It remind me of that cute baby dinosaur i had to kill one day.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 9th 2022 at 9:56:09 PM